/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1581:

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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4
>Ukraine finally admits they lost Izyum
>Zelenskyy sacks 2 generals
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River

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russia is losing lol

A real april fools day prank would be to introduce upvoting, downvoting and Any Forums gold

Chinese, Muslims, Indians, Africans and Russians are all united against the whites. Wh*toids can never win.

Slava Rossiyi!

Japanon here with post of “Arguing with Americans” 2 chugs ago
Apparently picrel was the reason why he acted stupid

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sneed 🍀

>Group A
- Qatar
- Equador
- Senegal
- Netherlands

>Group B
- England
- Iran
- USA
- Scotland/Ukraine/Wales (playoff)

>Group C
- Argentine
- Saudi Arabia
- Mexico
- Poland

>Group D
- France
- Peru/Australia/United Arab Emirates (playoff ticket)
- Denmark
- Tunesia

>Group E
- Spain
- Costa Rica/New Zealand (playoff ticket)
- Germany
- Japan

>Group F
- Belgium
- Canada
- Morocco
- Kroatia

>Group G
- Brazil
- Serbia
- Switzerland
- Cameroon

>Group H
- Portugal
- Ghana
- Uruguay
- South Korea

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>Any Forums gold
should we tell him, /chug/?

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How many of you use reddit? Or at least have been there once? Don't lie.

didn't you guys say you wiped le azog already kek

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Just got done pooping

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Merci Beaucoup, fellow ukranian hating user

nice flag

Arigato baker-san

i'm generally merciful, but at the same time he's a fucking leaf

I am reddit

Z

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>n-no we didn't flee and get buttfucked by the weapons we begged for!!

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Was it always part of Putin's plan to let the Hohols penetrate Russian airspace and destroy their oil depots? Just 4D chess huh?

THE FIRE RISES PUTIN BOTS!!
"bane"

Rare

Russians are white.

I need a new baker I have to go yell at the ocean and envision myself as a thermonuclear bomb. I am autistic and it helps with my nerves.

FUCK PUTIN
FUCK LUKASHENKO
FUCK ASSAD
FUCK KHOMEINI
FUCK /CHUG/

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
SLAVA UKRAINI

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>The Defense Council of the Rivne region of Ukraine has banned members of volunteer military formations from carrying weapons in public places without a good reason. now begun to dawn on them that it is impossible to distribute weapons to everyone in a row and walk the city in it

twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1509938718995623942?s=20&t=dUJ3NUaHhTkbNLDceULQ0w

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>over a month into the war
>kiev encirclement abandoned
>kharkov not encircled
>no air superiority
FUCKING DO SOMETHING

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its ok, user. we understand

/chug/chug/chug/chug/chug/chug/chug
ChooChoo!
kek

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Oy vey!
The most antisemitic thing you can do is argue with a JAP
Jewish
American
Princess

They could go north from Kherson to Krhivy Rih. It's a railroad center for all of the southern and western Ukraine, so it opeens up attacks on Nikopol, Dnipro, Kiev (from the south), the south-west, and the Moldovan Border. However, it would involve extending the front lines, and thus require actually mobilizing more troops. However it would stress the Ukraine more, as they'd need to deploy to defend aginst each target which could be attacked from Krhivy Rih, and it would give ghe Russians an interior position, which is something that has been a Ukranian advantage so far.

Tactical retreat bros where you at

tell me ur a tourist without telling me ur a tourist

Qatar mascot is ghost
fucking based

So where is he? That place looks dark. Too scared to turn on the light?

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Cringe

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Reddit is only good for 2 things: finding whores and laughing at retards, Any Forums on the other hand is good for finding whores and laughing at retards with other retards

I'm farming (You)s for points

If he actually mobilized and did shock and awe he'd have 1. But he just didn't...
Is he senile? Did the sputnik vax melt his brain? Did FSB moles feed him bad intel on purpose? We'll probably never know for sure but the consequences have been devastating.

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post the webm and catbox collection you dumb nigger

>370567243
>no yous for memeflags

>mfw Russia starts using NATO tactics in phase II

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we here

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oh look it's the forked tongue sperg

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>Brazil
>Group G
German is going to stimulate our G spot again, aren't they

Are we winning yet?

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>"Fellow White Nationalists, we must rally around the EU and NATO! The Saviours of the EVROPEAN RACE!"
All Azov fighters are dead. They fought for a "muh trad redpilled HUWHITE EVROPA", and what happened to them? They were thrown into the meatgrinder against Russia to die while Ukrainian women are sucking fatso dick in the West.

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Harden your heart, oh Putin,
Increase your attacks!

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>Ukraine has suspended the recruitment of mercenaries

The reason is the lack of firearms and "a large number of inexperienced volunteers."

twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1509939308425326601?s=20&t=WpqlVYi_a03zdmpCCobatA

NAZI BROS WHAT NOW??

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There's supposedly a huge underground complex in the industrial area of Azovstal

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Good evening gents.
Did i miss anything good today?
Also how the fuck do i get emotes with Any Forums X (yeah i enjoy botnets).

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I hope iran beats usa and anglojews

Can't Mossad the Assad

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pol was right
hitler was right
I started hating them when i started talking and arguing with them

The U.S is 40% non-White. Your children are 50% non-White. 6.8% of your military (200 000+) has commited suicide since 2001. You lost Afghanistan. You're losing Ukraine. You will lose Taiwan.

Thoughts?

If Putin actually cucks out suddenly it will be the end of him. He will piss off absolutely everyone in the country, not just liberal scum and zoomers. This year will be interesting for Russia.

Look what I found from 2 year ago:
AZOG don't really care about following the orders from Jewlensky and they don't want to give up their weapons to his guards.
Look at the face of Jewlensky, he's totally powerless to do anything about it LMAAAAOOOO
youtu.be/VKXCv92f9_Y

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probably not

They sending more troops slowly.. Why taking Nikolaev if he does not plan to take on Odessa?

>t. lacks a foreskin

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>some rat is still screeching from basement
>AZOV STRONK
kekus maximus

Muslim Casper lol.

can't you just flood it with gas or something?

>hiding in the dark like a rat
Are you going to play a prank on your wife's bull?
I bet you pierced his condoms

Based digits.

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>Did i miss anything good today?
oh did you ever

>>>>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4 (embed)

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Good morning. What's with the strike on the Belgorod oil depot? Are hohols still claiming it was a false flag?

Because there was no public support for war day 1, you retard. Even now he is going to lose all the public goodwill if he starts mobilization. Stop reading the faggot larper.

So now that the dust has settled why did Russia lost the war and how long do we expect Putin to last? Who will succeed him?

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Damn what was that from?
Haven't paid attention to Syria for a few years

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>Surrendered military Ukraine army: "We were treated normally, like a human being."

>Nazar Kulikov, who voluntarily laid down his arms, no longer wants to connect his life with the army.

twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1509939170755629057?s=20&t=WpqlVYi_a03zdmpCCobatA

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>The reason is the lack of firearms
That's actually a pretty fucking big deal if they're even short on small arms.

>A LITERAL TOWEL

>muh foreskin

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For me it's "Before The Bath (1900)"

pic not related

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Based Thread
Based Baker
Based Z

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>>Are we winning yet?
>The American Empire is 40% non-White and its children 50% non-White.
>6.8% of its military has commited suicide since 2001 (that's 200 000+ soldiers)
>It lost Afghanistan
>It's losing Ukraine
>It will lose Taiwan
>The Petrodollar is on its way out
>Putin pinned the Ruble against Gold, and unlike with Gadaffi, there's nothing the American Empire can do about it.
Yes, I'd say we're winning.

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I also have every season of Thomas the Tank engine on dvd that I watch every week. It’s one of my most favorite shows and I have a big train collection, I really like trains. The whistle and sound of trains knowing they can speak is a feat that humanity is great at. I am so grateful for Thomas the tank engine and all the life lessons I’ve learned from him. I think everybody should watch Thomas the tank engine. I also really don’t like ukriane. They smell and I don’t like them at all. I only like Thomas the tank engine. He is my favorite.

I like our group.

I wish there was more footage of the massive battle happening in the Donbass right now

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TOTAL

RUSSIAN

ROUT

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Russia as far as I can tell is using Soviet "Deep Battle" tactics, shock and awe isn't really in their doctrine sort of speak.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_operation

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Are we still trusting the plan, Z bros?

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Kadyrov will restore the khanate

Why does Ukraine-tan look like a nasty whore anyway?

This is the greatest self-destruct of the century lol

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You ought to invade Quebec and liberate them from the mask mandates

People of Russia, our quarrel is not with you, but with your government.

Also, we are banning you from the World Cup and all other sports competitions 👍

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/uhg/tards can't even emote properly

>Air raid in many regions of Ukraine
Sirens roar in Rivne, Lvov, Ivano-Frankivsk, Zhytomyr, Volyn regions.

twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1509941414645358601?s=20&t=WpqlVYi_a03zdmpCCobatA

WAKE WAKE HOHOLS

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Thank you for baking, fellow hater of Ukraine

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>the shill has neatly organized folders with neatly organized file names
>he's spamming monke putin images
>he hasn't asked his shift leader for an updated script yet
Cute

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Can confirm, turkroach's delusions taste like chocolate

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The meth meme is real.

>wall of cope

Yep, we're winning

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Do you know how logistic and command works? Or do you think mass selecting your units and attack moving is enough to win?

deep battle is maximum shock and awe on an operational level and they're not using it

mom isn't Jewish = not really Jewish

Jewish women can marry other races, and the kids are Jews, but not the other way around. Ultimate cuck cult.

Weird how the only confirmed bombings recently have been in Russia...

Fuck I cannot wait for this unkempt faggot to fall from power

betiful monke

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Literally an anorexic crackwhore

>russia is winning
>2 helicopters just cross the borders, bomb an oil storage and leave like they're doing a routine training
??????????????????????????

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>we're gonna reduce activity in those regions and focus on the east.
>they do that
>LOOK AT RUSSIA BEING BEATEN BACK SLAVA UKRAINI

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The Zig is here

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Russia is winning

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Russians tried that one time.
It didn't went well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

>In the city of Malaya Viska (Kirovograd region), a pediatrician attacked refugees from Irpin and said that they were not welcome here.

>United Ukraine, they said...

twitter.com/spriter99880/status/1509941771782049803?s=20&t=WpqlVYi_a03zdmpCCobatA

Kek Hohols are fighting each other heh

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Yes
Jews will never concede, never apologize.and never have a decent debate.

Bet you they will use early soviet ww2 tactics

Once Putin goes. Asaad is only a matter of time. Free Syria will be real yet.

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>Why taking Nikolaev if he does not plan to take on Odessa?
Because it lets you rest the flank of your south-western forces on the Bug river. It's hundreds of feet across and only has a few bridges (Nikoleav is the only one in the first ~100 miles of the river) and so can be defended with vastly fewer troops than a line across open ground.

give the conscripts their phones back, for the sake of the kino

I also now personally do not like Ukraine. It's not even the endless shilling and lying, but the fact they're causing all my bills to skyrocket through the roof. I don't want to be poor like you, mongoloid filth!

We will wait and see...

Putin is the one that single file attack moves down 2 lanes roads Vlad

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No, that would upset our western partners

>Ultimate cuck cult.
That just so happens to control the world and is powerful enough to make cutting your sons dick off normalized in the span of 6 years

>wall of cope
What cope?
Whether there's 1.5k Russians dead, or 15k Russians dead (likely 1.5k). 100 vehicles lost, or 1000 vehicles lost (likely closer to 100 than 1000), it truly doesn't matter in the end.
What matters is that your ambitions for Ukraine are gone, they'll never be achieved - and that is a colossal loss for your American Empire, however which way you try to bend the narrative.
Cope, seethe and dilate about it, Muttscum.

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don't you know, we could just rush them with conscripts user
they only cost 50$ each and have very short production queue time

Deep battle is just mass assault with tanks when your enemy has none.

>youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc
Based
Z

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Is giving up territory the way to win?

Please do!
It is amazing to mindfuck with brazilian soccer fans

I've been dating one for two years

a musical intermezzo
youtube.com/watch?v=A-5-25dFNGk

fat monke

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How do we get a shipment of smart phones to the russians? We need war footage

Who is winning this time?

Ok, but how would he end up? Tsar nicholas ii? Mussolini? Gadafi?

the jew made me pro putin even more instead of actually persuading me kek

>That's the reason they don't mind their women are now half of europe's cumrag
>They only needed the trannies, anyways
UKRAINE YES

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>control the world
they control your country, maybe Europe - that's not the world

and nobody cuts off their dick here, retard

>we are banning you from the World Cup and all other sports competitions
And?

SHUTP WE WERE DOING PLANNED MAINTENANCE ON OUR AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS THIS MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING HERE LET ME POST FROM MY COLLECTION OF TRANNY SURGERY PICS TO PROVE IT FAGGOT

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Me.

>conscripts
Someone tell him

Just use oil and then light it.

>Russia destroys Ukrainian military infrastructure in a month
>2 choppers do a low altitude operation on a stunt mission
yes Russia is winning

Its your government that causes this. Time to hate them more. Those damned sanctioners.

The Swede has no good news about the war so he always posts the same off-topic and debunked racial stats lol

Don't make the poor spastic cry, user

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>bomb bait
>stood in the open for a week
>wasn't bombed

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>IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LOST THOUSANDS OF MEN FOR NOTHING, AS LONG AS I POST FROGS EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD

R A R E
A
R
E

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>good MORNING

Oh no nigger what are you doing 😠

Imagine spending resources to have multiple people on a zimbabwean slow cooker insulation weaving forum shill for your regime. Wouldn't the money be better spent if you actually funded the army?

Isn't your President's son a faggot?

Some insight on the reasons for Russian army abysmal performance
>kcpn.info/report/

Were fucked

>Parade pic including T-14
>Pic from the 2008 where they smacked around Georgia
???

Why, he's only going to get replaced by some Tory android

I don’t get the monkey thing… is this a European boomer joke?

Thank you

>FOR NOTHING
Ah, but see, it wasn't for nothing, even if there truly is thousand(S) of losses (there isn't).

You are losing Ukraine, just like you lost Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>Russia destroys Ukrainian military infrastructure in a month
why are they still fighting though
why do they still have helicopters
why these helicopters still can fly

Its incredible how you are posting desert flat terrain vs hilly terrain with woods. Great place for tanks. This is beyond tucking dumb.

>doesn't have Any Forums gold
poorfag

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Does anyone want to be my friend. I like trains.

Based Assad. True anti globohomo leader.