Made an off color joke about a one armed man counting his change in college... someone took offence to it and now i have a meeting with the head of public safety. is there any way i can avoid going? Already explained in an email that it was only a joke and not meant to offend anyone.
Made an off color joke about a one armed man counting his change in college...
Nathaniel Lewis
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Noah Phillips
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James Morris
Lie and say the person taking offense made an even worse joke before yours.
You'll probably be on their/the college's shitlist after this but if you're the type that likes to rebel and fight back I would do this.
Jaxson Gutierrez
>anyway to avoid going
Tell them you don't feel safe. They're going to discriminate against you.
Ryan Smith
jeesus...Im glad Im not in college anymore....
every institution associated with teens and 20 year olds is fake and gay.
Brandon Morales
Just dont go, if they track you down just say you were busy with midterms.
Also what uni you go to
Nicholas Myers
Based leaf, is their own rules against them, just make sure to limit it to a time when it was just you and the snitch together.
Nicholas Taylor
>Already explained in an email that it was only a joke and not meant to offend anyone.
Boy imagining being a right wing retard think le logic and reason is gonna work
Luke Moore
This. You should have immediately denied it and accused the snitch of doing it to punish you after you stood up for trans rights.
Brody White
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Hunter Evans
you should have never admitted it
Parker Cook
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Julian Gutierrez
What was the joke
Logan Cook
did this one armed man have a funny little hat on the crown of his head? was he rubbing his one hand in the air against an imaginary phantom change counter?
Logan Gray
>send a black acquaintance to the meeting posing as you
>have him claim racism if they push the issue
Problem solved
Gabriel Rivera
yeah OP is retarded for admitting fault already.
Jose Miller
so... is there any way to get out of it now? Can't believe they would get so offended over a joke.
Anthony Nelson
tell them that you just made a joke and the person who ratted you out has caused irrelerable psychological damage and anxiety for being reported to a hierarchical authority for nothing.
Jaxon Watson
irreparable*
Kayden Bailey
Heres the gif version fren
Joseph Sanders
What was the joke OP?
Aiden Hernandez
This. Also tell them that you identify as a one armed transgender
Luis Howard
this was the joke: youtube.com
Levi Clark
You must own every word you say. To the letter. Live by this advice and no one shall have power over you. They may attack you, rob you, and strip from you all you own, but they will not have power of YOU. Taking ownership of your words also helps you take your words more seriously and improves your choice in speaking them.
Own your joke. The problem isn't you; It is the student who was offended and likely the broader ideology she is a part of.
Landon Butler
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Jackson Ortiz
> It is the student who was offended and likely the broader ideology she is a part of.
more like a female pajeet security guard
Ayden Lewis
play this as you come into the office
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Jordan Lewis
jokes are illegal in 2022 dummy