/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1580

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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4
>Ukraine finally admits they lost Izyum
>Zelenskyy sacks 2 generals
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River

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>Audio thread
>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
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>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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▶Combat footage
>Naval Infantry clearing Mariupol
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>Tank engaging a building in Mariupol
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>Building clearing in Mariupol
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
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>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
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>More Naval Infantry fighting in Mariupol
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>Russian helicopters Ka-52 and Mi-28N are working on manpower and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Popasna area.
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>Mariupol kino
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
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>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
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>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
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▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
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>Second POW video released by LNR.
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>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
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>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion.
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>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
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▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
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Wikipedia
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British (official)
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American (neocons)
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Ukrainian
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Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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Getting kind of blackpilled lately guys

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Stay comfy, Kings!

country should be renamed to Troonkraine

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don't be gay, gay kills

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME

Does anyone really think the top 3 scenarios are still possible? Russia just hasn't won enough on the ground.

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two
more
weeks

Did anyone get you today?

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>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
looks like it will

Didn't Putin cvck out and not turn off the gas? His redlines seem as pointless as Obama's.

3rd scenario is basically "hold what you have"

Russia has lost, Putin is a cuck.

The South-East will not be captured, Kiev will not be destroyed, I feel bad for the lads who have died. I hope the military coups Putin and goes full scale with the war.
Novorossiya at best, even that's unlikely

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A cold beer on a Friday night

WTF is this?

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not doing to good today huh russiabros

Why are ukies not taking credit for the fuel depot attack? 😐

THE LARGEST BATTLE IN EUROPE SINCE WW2 IS LIKELY TO HAPPEN WITHIN A WEEK

>Intelligence of the United States and Britain transmitted data to the Office of the President of Ukraine that the second stage of the Russian military campaign will begin within a week. Pentagon military analysts are confident that the attack on Nikolaev will begin simultaneously with the encirclement of the eastern front.

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Helicopter raids that hit just right

At this rate, Putin will cuck out and go with scenario 4

The Azov leader snuggles with the tranny ho did it. I'm so down with Ivan now. Crush those ZOG faggots.

he can't cut off the gas today because EU already paid for it until late april / early may

Lets lick our wounds and talk about phase two, i know the ideal operation is the encirclement of the bulk in the donbas, but what other options do russians have? They could instead try to go for kharkov taking away the danger it poses to belgorod, they cound rush to nikolaev and try to go for odessa, but the supply lines will got too long

Mabey they could try to go for zaraprozhia

Putin will let them leave the encirclement because he's a faggot

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Where are you getting these scenarios?
>liberated LDNR
>phyrric Ukrainian victory
>literally the goal of the whole operation since day one

The attack on the fuel depot is was Russian equivalent of Pearl Harbor. The full might of the Russian people will mobilize and crush the Hohols

Interesting that even pro Russian sources take it as normal that Western intelligence know Russian plans in detail a week+ out.

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deaf to Ukraine

More captured inlaws

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>one more week
😒

Don't think Noborossiya would be a phyrric Russian victory tbqh

>this blatant attempt at demoralization psyops
VIBE CHECK:
>Russia controls 33%+ of Ukrainian territory
>Russia has inflicted more than 10x casualties against the Ukrainians with a force that is 4x smaller than the Ukrainian military
>Russia has exterminated the Azov battalion, which was Ukraines most elite fighting force
>Russia is encircling the biggest army contingent of the Ukrainians in the Donbass
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. Your Empire is crumbling and there's nothing you can do about it.

Now, pay up with RUB if you want your vassals in Europe to not deindustrialize.

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I think they need to focus their whole strength in taking the donbass. They don't haver the numbers to take any of the larger cities.

Bet my finger putin will cuckout somehow

you should add one that has the whole Ukraine as "incinerated wasteland"

>Since the Royal Yacht Britannia was decommissioned in 1972, the Windsors have had to rely on commercial ships – leading to one embarrassing incident when the royal limousine stalled on the ramp of a drive on, drive off ferry at Boulogne.
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/apr/01/tory-mps-lobby-no-10-to-let-royal-family-use-seized-russian-superyacht

Major cope

If the Russians wanted to liberate the DPR and LPR only they could have just GRAD'd the entire Ukrainian front for 2 weeks and then sent 100,000 troops on the assault.

It's clear the Russians wanted a quick annexation of everything East of the Dnieper but failed

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This also allows the Russians a greater opportunity to practice counter-intel. So it’s an overall win for Russia

>putin will cuck by getting exactly what he wanted.
so you're from canada eh?

Remember chugbros: being in the military is cringe, stay away from the army. They will throw you into a grinder and then call your death a distraction or post your corpse on reddit saying that the other side are commiting war crimes.

Fuck the military

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Does it even matter what they try?

It only matters how they try it. If they have to keep fighting under cuck warfare doctrine, they will lose no matter what they do.

If they are allowed to use the full might of the military, regardless of collateral damage, then they will succeed at whatever they want.

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FUCK GLOBOHOMOS
FAGGOTS WILL PREVAIL
Z

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because they have satellites that can see the dispositions of russian troops?

>The attack on the fuel depot is was Russian equivalent of Pearl Harbor

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Curious how everyone on internet knows whats gonna happen, innit?

Keep coping, I supported this retardation for a month. The fact that troops have pulled away from Kiev is the final straw.

>Make a post about how the U.S is informing Ukraine about the intentions of Russia
>Some random glownigger on Any Forums: "HAI GUIZEEEE LOOOL PRO-RUSSIAN SOURCES ARE CVCKING AND ADMITTING THAT AMERICAN INTEL IS TRUE??? LOLZ XD!"
Nigger.

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Yeah because it’s obvious I could tell you that and I’m not even a professional intelligence analyst just an amateur military history enthusiast.

😭 my new cum rag

>the MoD acknowledged belgorod as an ukie attack

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SAUS BRUCE SAOURCE

You are 100% right, but dont expect putin to grow some balls, he got the chance since 1999

My money is on Ukraine becoming landlocked at a minimum.

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The war is not about territory. This image is dumb. Russia doesn't care about territory, it cares about pacifying the Ukraine government and forcing them to abandon their goals.

Chug-a-lug drink your drugs

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So nothing is happening right now?
Or anything at all this weekend?

It’s called up selling, they wanted only Donbas and Luhansk but they made it so they wanted to take over the entire country so that only taking the two regions seem tame in comparison

>Keep coping
Why would I cope about anything? I'm in a celebratory mood. The American Empire is collapsing. My race will be liberated from the clutches of world jewry within my lifetime. I will live to see the day when gopro cameras on Russian soldiers show how they're gangraping American women as American children helplessly scream in desparation for their daddies and mommies to protect them.

You will burn in hell for an eternity, American scum.

the ghost of queef.

I don't use reddit. See no point in using it either. Especially with that Chinese styled karma system.

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>Ukrainians trying to recruit Germancucks

LMAO

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Why do Americans keep trying to divide Ukraine by Dnepr? That's not how it works, dummy!

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Plus the military is super gay... its literally full of homos

Prepping for nuclear strike more likely than not.

Russia is retreating from the north and sending the troops to the south/east for a massive offensive that is likely to happen within a week

>Russia has inflicted more than 10x casualties against the Ukrainians with a force that is 4x smaller
Maybe if you count civilians

Akhmat status? 🤔

>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky
>arrested while fucked by a tranny
>WESTERN HEROES
AHAHAHAHAHA

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>Transcarpathia becomes independent either way
Alright sign me up for any scenario as long as the west front stays solid

>one more week
>one MORE week
Abbo do your voodoo math pls

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Can I haz kotel? get it?

Russia said this a week ago and you didn't give a shit but when Pentagon repeats it suddenly it becomes real news?

Why? were you expecting another Afghanistan or something?

kek, russia does worse things to russia on a daily basis
the weather does worse things to russia on a daily basis
as someone who lives close to a fuel depot that got bombed you'd be surprised at how irrelevant that shit is since those are always far away from inhabited areas, worst case scenario is a 1 day logistical delay if they actually counted on that specific depot with no backup plan

what do they even win with this?

WINNING

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that image was clearly a BMP-2 though

ghost of kyiv

Heh atleast it is not two more weeks

Russia wants a decisive end to Ukraine's war against Donbass. Hence the demand for demilitarization.
They know if they blow out only the staging army they'll just regroup and rearm with support from NATO and it will keep on going in perpetuity.

just wait until you figure out that nato is homos all the way down

And now what? Chew it and live like nothing? Ukraine should be a crate at this point

SEMEN

The Russians said what there where doing last week

that fuel depot was only used for civilians.
has nothing to do with the Russian MIlitary lmao.

I hope Russia takes all of the green and Ukraine becomes a landlocked country😀

You are a victim of propaganda, so I understand that you will live out the rest of your days on delusion, but for everyone else reading this exchange:
1. There are barely any civilian casualties in this war.
2. The overwhelming majority of the civilian casualties are due to the Azov battalion using ethnic Russian civilians in Mariupol as human shields during firefights.
Cope, seethe and dilate American scum. Your entire country will drown in a flood of brown hordes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casus_belli

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Crimea will belong to Ukraine before summer. Period.

LMAO the redbackpack guy, who is he

It works as a natural border to keep things sensible for people to follow.

>2 TR3Bs spotted over the ukraine
>2 TR3Bs spotted over the ukraine
>2 TR3Bs spotted over the ukraine
>2 TR3Bs spotted over the ukraine
>2 TR3Bs spotted over the ukraine

twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1509936193332145631

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>Russia, a week ago: we're leaving Kiev and going to liberate Donbas
>US, now: we, uh, we think they're going to encircle and fight in Donbas
>NPCs: BASED US INTEL DROPPING FRESH INFO BOMBS. FR FR BUSSIN 💯

Which one's the pepe emote

I was expecting Russia to reclaim the land that belongs to it or at the very least set up a friendly government.

Ukraine is literally essential to Russia, Russia is not Russia without Ukraine and Belarus.

>cucking out to the country that killed most of your grandparents

Yes, and Ukraine will be known as the Republic of Ukraine within the Russian Federation by that point.

Operation Bagration aka fool your enemy into thinking that you are going to attack in one direction and then attack in another.

Thanks for the advice.

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I'm going over. I must share my invaluable knowledge with their military leadership. I also learned some really cool tricks from assassin creed. So I'm a Assassination expert. If the war ends tomorrow it was because of me.

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Putin will immediately cuck and return territory to Ukraine.

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>Wignats are still defending Ukraine on behalf of the EU and NATO
Wignats, just take the L, admit you were wrong, and come to /chug/ begging for forgiveness for allowing yoruselves to be psyop'd so easily.

you will never have a period, you fucking freak

But Russia is already in Ukraine.

A reason to attack Kiev

U.S. Navy E-2D Hawkeye carrier-based aircraft crash

A US Navy Northrop Grumman E-2D Hawkeye AWACS aircraft crashed near the border of the East Coast of Virginia, near the city of Stockton.

One member of the aircraft crew died as a result of the crash. The remaining two crew members were taken to the hospital. The aircraft was on a normal flight. The crashed E-2D was part of the 120th Airborne Early Warning Squadron 120 VAW-120 Greyhawks.

top kek

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Easiest (you)'s in my life. Seethe, fags.

wonder if putin maxxed out in diplomatic ideas

>A вдoль дopoги мёpтвыя, c джaвeлинaми cтoять, и тишинa...

>US intelligence Kabul will hold out against the Taliban for 6 months
>Afghan government collapses in two days kek.

>You are a victim of propaganda
Pretty funny coming from a guy who believed the numbers given by russian state media

i appreciate the russo-ukrainian combined effort in solving the neonazi problem

>Im retarded on purpose
hows the reddit batalion doing

Neither side has declared war
We declared a "military operation"
As far as we're concerned, ukies attacked our land with no warning.

Aliens gotta have such amazing tech to livestream some Pre-SpaceAge War.

>Group A
- Qatar
- Equador
- Senegal
- Netherlands

>Group B
- England
- Iran
- USA
- Scotland/Ukraine/Wales (playoff)

>Group C
- Argentine
- Saudi Arabia
- Mexico
- Poland

>Group D
- France
- Peru/Australia/United Arab Emirates (playoff ticket)
- Denmark
- Tunesia

>Group E
- Spain
- Costa Rica/New Zealand (playoff ticket)
- Germany
- Japan

>Group F
- Belgium
- Canada
- Morocco
- Kroatia

>Group G
- Brazil
- Serbia
- Switzerland
- Cameroon

>Group H
- Portugal
- Ghana
- Uruguay
- South Korea

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I felt charitable. One (You) is nothing to me.

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People enlist for experience to work guard duty in Gulf oil depots, all the ex-army in my hometown went to Gulf states and come back millionaires.

Crimea is way too fortified and valuable to the Russians to let it go. To be honest they'd probably nuke you guys if it came down to that.

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>370563940
>CuM in ID begging for (You)
Pottery

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What is the logic there?
This way it will be 1000% harder for them to come back to Kiev.

Does anyone have the latest Putin speech about the war?

apart from the obvious sources (satellites and the Internet), I wouldn't discard the possibility that russia might have told them an approximate date so they can remove their sensible assets, to prevent accidental escalation

>Crimea will belong to Ukraine before summer. Period.

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That would be the ideal scenario for the future/defense of Russia plus Ukraine would need to make deal with them Unless they would wanted to be poorer than your average African country.

Guess Ukraine never did any war crimes against your boys then lol

Putin will demand the airforce drop food parcels instead of bombs

>It's clear
Huyear. Reddit troon, repeat after me:
1) Demilitarization (neutral status, disarming Ukrainian army)
2) Denazification (banning/killing Azog and other nazi larpers, return Russian as the second state language)
3) Recognition of Crimea as a part of Russia
4) Recognition of independence of LPR and DPR
This are the goals FROM DAY ONE and they HAVEN't CHANGED
Not a single mention of:
>genocide of Ukrainians
>occupation of Ukraine
>annexation of other parts of Ukraine
>taking Kiev in 2 days
>destroying hohol army in 2 days
>whatever other shit you made up

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The press uses whatever looks green.

have another you

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Those numbers are from the Russian ministry of defense, which is a million times more trustworthy than the militaries and medias of the western world that is currently controlled by Jews hellbent on committing white genocide. So yes; I trust them.

Ahhh I fucking hate this bitch!!!!

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cuz they dont have balls to claim it

lol, lmao even

Nordic Resistance Movement once again proving themselves to be the only non-retarded wignats on the planet. They're the only neonazis not taking the Jewkraine bait.

WARNING (GRAPHIC): REDDITOR GAPES /CHUG/GERS
boards.Any Forums.org/pol/thread/370557003#bottom

wtf are the Mutts doing?
hiring too many vaxxed niggers or what?

2 is near impossible, 3 is plausible, 4 if Putin cucks out AGAIN, 5 and 6 are a result of a coup in Kremlin. 1 is only possible if globohomo falls.

then you get shelled by artilery and you cant sleep and your dick never gets hard

>we blitzed Kiev as a gag, losing several armored companies worth of men and material in the process
This doesn't make Russia look better FYI

Welcome to politics
There's a special military operation in their land, therefore war laws apply
Nothing here so no wars going on, therefore it's an unprovoked attack

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Russian losses, Feb 24 to early Apr 1:

~17,700 killed

625 tanks
1,751 armoured vehicles
316 artillery systems
96 rocket systems
54 air defence systems
143 aircraft
131 helicopters
1,220 vehicles
7 ships/boats
76 fuel trucks
85 UAVs
24 special equipment
4 missile launchers

sucks for the poor guy. the plane is still intact, so the landing can't have been all that rough, wonder how he died

Have another one faggot

Yes, I understand that you're a /k/oper or a Reddit tourist, but here on Any Forums we're pro-White, not anti-White.
Cope, seethe and dilate. Your Empire is crumbling.

>In the wake of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, several nations, including Albania, England, Scotland, Wales, and Russia's 2022 FIFA World Cup qualifying play-off opponents Poland, Sweden and Czech Republic, said they would refuse to play Russia.[56][57][58][59] On 27 February, FIFA initially announced a ban on any international competition being played in Russia, with any "home" matches having to be played on neutral territory behind closed doors, and ordered that Russia compete under the name of the Russian Football Union (RFU) and without being allowed to display the Russian flag or play the Russian national anthem.[60]

>The decision was harshly criticized, and the next day FIFA and UEFA relented and issued blanket bans on Russian participation in international football, effectively kicking them out of the 2022 World Cup.[62] This was in accordance with a recommendation by the International Olympic Committee (IOC).[62][63] The Russian Football Union unsuccessfully appealed the FIFA and UEFA bans to the Court of Arbitration for Sport, which upheld the bans.[3]
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New metodichka dropped, now those terms are pre-cope.

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putin said he wont invade, cia said he will
he did

Same user from earlier arguing with american
picrel was the reason why the american i was arguing just kept on insulting me without any basis

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someone should replace one of the blyats with ZA SHOOO

Her have a Syrian pony

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>dat pic
So, a rule 63'd Henry VIII?

JFC the US has probably lost as many aircraft as Russia since the start of the conflict
2 osprey
At least 1 Blackhawk
Now thissn0kr

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>>Group A
>- Qatar
>- Equador
>- Senegal
>- Netherlands
Watch Netherlands fail again even with this shit group kek

>group b
oh shit nigger what are you doing, everybody except iran is gonna let ukraine win

Yes, defense ministries would never inflate enemy losses while lowballing their own, completely ridiculous to think otherwise.

/chug/ BTFO, this is the proof reddit is the best XD amirit lole

>wonder how he died
niggers cant swim

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>colombia not on the list
the sport the worship the most and we STILL can't play it right

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Wrong
According to the US and Russian MoD:
There are enough troops surrounding Kiev to maintain status quo
Surplus troops are repositioning to donbass.

Nobody is retreating

Nice try but you definitely use reddit.com

>Your Empire is crumbling
not as fast as the russian economy, infrastructure, or military. Don't worry though. Two more weeks and russia will finally have taken its day one objectives :-)

>according to unconfirmed but realistic estimates by Ukrainian side

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This

Why mericans are crushing their airforce with no survivors?

That is a fair expectation. To be honest, I don't know what putin's game will be. Sending an force of sixty thousand to siege a city of three million is a fools game. And Putin is not stupid, no amount of western media will convince me otherwise. But hey, time will tell

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Ukrainians are truly unintelligent subhuman mongoloids. Even if their army completely decimated Russia's armed forces, if they then even attempted to walk into Crimea, you wouldn't have generals trying to take the red button away from Putin to stop him pressing it, but to force him to press it.

You're never getting Crimea back losers

checks out.

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Yes you are

LOL hohols getting BTFO'd!

streamable.com/h4ugo8

I never claimed anything to the contrary. But for anyone with a triple digit IQ it is abundantly clear that those screaming the loudest with the most exaggerated numbers are the Ukrainian side and their Western (Jewish) handlers. The Russians have released numbers such as this twice throughout this conflict, and to not much fanfare. It's clear as day to any serious human being which the serious side in this conflict is, and which side is a desperate kvetching degenerate sack of potatoes.

>Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov addressed the question about what Russia expected in response to its "security guarantees" proposals by saying that "we will not allow anyone to drag out our initiatives in endless discussions. If a constructive response does not follow within a reasonable time and the West continues its aggressive course, Russia will be forced to take every necessary action to ensure a strategic balance and to eliminate unacceptable threats to our security."[370]

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cia said he would invade during the chinese olympics, pol said he would do it afterwards
as protected by the shelflife of blood donations brought to the front

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Stop it britbro, a man can dream. Just let him dream.

Decisive Ukrainian victory should give them Crimea desu.

Also why does Hungary win no matter what?

Catherine's pussy was so good our king
Stanisław August Poniatowski sold the country for it

Those are Ospreys. They crash all the time they should've been long since removed from service.

they did a full retreat

Go back you dumb nato tranny

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What is funny is that you believe the numbers given by western MSM.

>mfw italia is kill
:
also that towelhead logo looks sissy as fuck

Novoroyssia is already accomplished. Other two are easily possible if they win the battle in the Donbass

You cant even secure your own capital

I use reddit, what's wrong with it?

>1 post by this ID
>EU flag
>Regurgitates obvious neocon propaganda
Why are you here?

n-no t-they never crash, it's the s-safest plane.

You can filter american flag and nothing of values is lost

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Nothing at all!

Let me tell you a little story about /mlpol/?

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>losing several armored companies
So what was it? Several armored companies or a gorillion of VDV who according to hohols jump out of IL-76s like in World in Conflict trailer? Or undead chechen orcs?

emotes
points
gamification

not my 4chin!

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>Spain instead of Mexico
>Japan instead of Korea
Not again please please please no AHHHHHHHHH

>be you
>have a veritable surplus of chromosomes
>actually believe the nonsense coming out of Ukrainian MoD

...

Sauce or Gay.

>370563940
>Crimea will belong to Ukraine before summer. Period.
Periodt sister.

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I really hate ukraininans with a passion

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Nothing wrong, its just why are you not at reddit? If you love to admit it so much, why are you not there?

arguing him in instagram, not Any Forums
and picrel was the reason why he was just attacking me and not actually arguing properly

Shut the fuck up bot

>not as fast as the russian economy, infrastructure, or military.
Really, do you have a single sojurce for any of these? Because as far as I can tell, Russias infrastructure is simply not well developed outside of the major cities. America, on the other hand, is often clowned upon for having an actually crumbling low-quality infrastructure. As for the economy, the Ruble has recovered to pre-war levels, and is overall much healthier than the American economy. And which military is crumbling?

I'm fascinated by this propaganda-world you seem to be living in, please, indulge us. Tell us more.

>Two more weeks and russia will finally have taken its day one objectives :-)
You are a victim of propaganda.

Btw:
The U.S is 40% non-White. Your children are 50% non-White. 6.8% of your military (200 000+) has commited suicide since 2001. You lost Afghanistan. You're losing Ukraine. You will lose Taiwan.

Thoughts?

It isn't ethnographically. But it's how it works if you want to establish a solid defensive line against a european mechanized campaign.

BASED

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:based:

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Thanks to your first post I learned France still has a possession in North America

People can use more than one website at a time sweetie. You should try it sometime.

if you're bored, vandalize ukrainian flags on r/place with Z's

Based

You’re a bot. Don’t make me turn myself into a thermonuclear bomb and aim myself right towards the center of Kiev.

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Best April 1st in my life.

CAM ON INGERLEND