/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1283 - Gone for Marlboros Edition

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>Ukrainian foreign ministry can "neither confirm nor deny" ukrainian responsibility for belgorod strike
>Ukrainian Helicopters make strike on oil depot at Belgorod, -Belgorod governer Vyacheslav Gladkov. (unconfirmed)
>NATO confirms russia is regrouping for attacks, russians now completely leave Chernobyl according to state nuclear company
>Russia allegedly assembling a new force of higher quality tanks until now kept in storage and rapidly fixing damaged equipment, however faces extreme difficulty creating new units for ukraine, domestic military personnel refusing to come
>Northern front collapsing, Ukrainian counterattacks gain momentum
>Putin threatens to cancel gas exports to europe if payment from existing customers is not made in rubles via gazprom, deadline for payment is april 1st
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odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
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OP here - I've gotta go out to buy more cigs, so someone else will have to take over the thread baking. See you all later.

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Zaliznyak administering first aid to a captured GRU officer
t.me/ukr_pics/248

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who fucking designed this shit

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Since shills got caught trying to spin one of their own fucking a tranny, they're back to their shit spam. Reminder to not give them (you)'s, it literally feeds them.

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Can newer Russian tanks withstand the AT weapons Ukraine has?

It all makes complete sense now why Joe Biden is a supporter of Jewkraine.

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It clearly was, they just failed.

I'll bake user if no one else wants it

Russia is pathetic.

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Jewkraine #1 bottom bitch

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files.catbox.moe/o861af.mp4
Nice trophies from russians
Toy car and pan

Better than being an Arab living in the wreckage of one's conquered homeland, reliant on one's conquerors for survival.

Please do! Thanks.

>it literally feeds them.
KEK

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You can't get a simple answer to that. Depends on the context. In general, they aren't impervious to it, like for example American tanks were in most situations in Iraq in 1991 and 2003.

No, they just drove up there to look around for a bit lol.

>Better than being an Arab
Fucking trannies is better than being an Arab? Absolutely Haram.

Of course!

You're in the wrong place, tranny. Gold is on reddit, where you came from.

>not rolling homegrown tobacco
im kinda disappointed desu

If you want to ignore other information in the story you may interpret it that way.

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Some quality cope material
(translated from czech website)
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>Russian MP Marija Butin
>"Everything is going according to plan, but no one knows exactly what President Putin's plan is, because it is secret information that is not available to ordinary citizens, including members of the (Russian) parliament,"
>"It would be naive for the West to assume that this operation will end within a week. If Russian forces wanted to end the operation quickly, they could simply crush the whole territory, but we are not doing that, "she said in an interview.

You can opt out of trannyshit when living in US.
You cannot opt out of Putin when living in Russia.
YOu cannot opt out of Sharia Law when living in mudslime shitholes.

is it me, or has russoid mystery meat and their bootlickers become more reliant on Jewish superiority in recent days? they still can't offend us for any real reason. only by imaginary trannies, jews and redditors

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>like and subscribe
ГoГ

I know, it's pretty low. I'd never go near either with a 10 foot barge pole myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=O4NIaDJNQfQ

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Can't even steal canned food from the store...
It's over rusbros...

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>implying the RF Mod sent a small amount of soldiers to take the largest city
why doen’t kiev look like Mariupol? Picrelated

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sauce?

your*

So when russia loses this war, do we isolate them from the world altogether? I say we do

-no emigration from Russia. Deny all passports and all transport from russia.
-cut off internet access. they have no right to information.
-cut off all exports to russia. if they wanna play this game, we can too.
-stop teaching children about russia. wipe them from the world's memory. they contribute nothing, so they will not be remembered.
-they owe a tax to NATO countries. A tithe for being spared.

This is what happens to a people and country when they try to bully the wrong people.

Are you fucking serious?! Tags on cans - the tags have to be worth more than the cans?!

Here we can witness the abominable Slarab (half Slav, half Arab) in action.

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/uhg/sisters...not like this...

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>Everything is going according to plan, but no one knows exactly what President Putin's plan is
Maybe Putin was Q all along?

We invade and take their oil. Turkey and Japan will help us.

Because Russian cannot into war, it seems..

>Can newer Russian tanks withstand the AT weapons Ukraine has?
That depends on what you consider "newer tanks".

>I AM THE Z THAT IS APPROACHING
>EXPLODING
>CONSCRIPTS AND TANK FORMATIONS
>I AM DESTROYER OF MY BANK
>BORN AN APE
>I HAVE BEEN REKT
>MY COUNTRY'S BEST IS NO MATCH FOR THE WEST

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>imaginary trannies
Dick looks pretty real to me. Imagine supporting an army full of tranny-banging kikes from ukraine.

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You mean excuses author slapped onto his cuck fetish so it would look a bit less blatant? I don't ignore them, they're meaningless.
>enter new girl
>was enkou slut back on Earth
>SIKE she just brainwashed her clients!
Come on, you gotta come out of the cuck closet at some point.

There is no tank in the world that can withstand an overfly top attack (NLAW, Javelin - hence the "cope cages"). In general, tanks can only reliably withstand AT hits in the front.

Because they got btfo on the outskirts.

Sent from my samsung - SM-G970F

>implying the FSB would out one of their spies like that
Ishygddt

The ones the OP is talking about.

Izyum has been Russian for the past several days, only cleanup there, we know that, nigga.

Fuck, what is wrong with that war, it made Brits and Americans friendly to each other, Poles and Ukrainians too, next thing I'll see Nazi posters and Jews or Brits and French being best pals.

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probably because they couldn't get close enough to set up shelling positions
do you even understand how this shit works retard?

Yeah, that's a cope, but Russians aren't actually defeated, their initial push simply failed due to bad planning and overly-optimistic expectations.
What they're doing now is smart in military sense. They're dropping unsuccessful operations and redirecting troops to areas where they can actually make the difference.
Because they couldn't displace defenders near Kiev, and it wasn't ''small amount of soldiers'', I believe their concentration of troops near Kiev was largest.

Because it would ruin their optics AND they were constantly dicked.

Can't fail if anything that happens "was part of your plan" can it?

>Because they got btfo on the outskirts.
>Sent from my samsung - SM-G970F
Ukrainian trannies to poor to afford an Iphone

holy fucking shit....

man sometimes I get this pack of helicopters brushing my roof as they flyover... that's nothinng compared to this

>Slavyansk
I remember that it had a bloodfest battles in 2014. Another massacre of soldiers soon?
go back to twitter with your cancel culture

Vladimir Putin has never lost a war. During past conflicts in Chechnya, Georgia, Syria and Crimea

youtube.com/watch?v=ahVs4YKsulw
putin shouldve take his advice

We're all friends in /uhg/ user
Except vatnigs...

We've already had Jews and Nazis making friends. . .

>Reddit spacing

>we know that, nigga.
cope. the entire east is donezo

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#
Just one more to the ever-growing endless list of backtracks, lies and failed debunked talking points to deflect from the fact they're embarrassing themselves lol
>russia wiped out the ukrainian airforce day one
>russia deatroyed the entirely ukrainian army's operational capacity in 24 hours
>russia will win in 3 days (leaked article)
>russia is holding back its best forces
>russia isn't leveling and shelling the cities because they don't want to hurt civilians like the US (kek)
>russia didn't make its shills screech >v-vidya footage at claimed russian losses only to stop once they've got outed as retards
>russia wasn't mounting cope cages to stop their tanks from getting raped by top attack atgms, it's for rpg 7s
>russia isn't using conscripts
>russia wasn't trying to invade at all
>russia isn't at war it's a special military operation
>russia wasn't trying to capture ukraine in a 15 day deadline (captured documents)
>russia never expected this war to be short and brief
>russia has captured mariupol 165 times for real now
>russia never wanted kiev to begin with
>russia didn't accidentally leak its own losses
>russia didn't push the qtard tier biolabs theory only to drop it and never mention it again
>russia didn't try to falseflag ukrainian ear crimes to give themselves a sobstory in a pathetic futile attempt to generate sympathy
>russia only wanted donbass all along
>russia is retreating on purpose
>russia never said a white peace is tantamount to capitulation
>russia was tactically pulling back for an offensive that will encircle the ukrainians 2 weeks ago
>russia is actually retreating as a favor for peace talks
>russia never said it could take kiev in 2 weeks
>russia never said it could steamroll easten and central europe in days
>russia never tried to pass itself as overwhelmingly superior to ukraine, it's a peer to peer fight and ukraine is the strongest army in europe
>russia was outnumbered by ukraine
OHNONONO LOOK AT THIS DAMAGE CONTROL

you mean this prorussian pigface?

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oh rly?

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he's about to lose this one
oh wait never mind it's not a war it's a "special military operation"
perhaps he was hedging his bets from the start

Losing Izium and soon Mariupol means new pressure on Donbas, and Ukraine can't just send everything they have there to help because Kharkiv, Sumy and Kyiv need to remain protected.

If I was Ukraine I would give up all of Donbas in return for a peace agreement with security guarantors. Too much risk in trying to defeat Russia in the area.

Ok WTF is this emote shit? Has Any Forums gone mad? I know this is not the right thread but it is the only thread I am interested in right now so whatev.

Putin is a pussy for not just nuking the shit out of everyone.

tough vid

>Vladimir Putin has never lost a war

Vladimir Putin has never fought a fucking war against anything other than a two bit vassal state. The best he has managed otherwise is peacekeeping operations in the middle east where he was consistently being fucked over by the Turks.

Do you have a source stating the taking of Kiev as a RF military objective?

That doesn't mean anything.
It's debatable if he would invade if he could anticipate the level of resistance and the difficulties.

Russians can still win this war, but wars aren't fought for the sake of winning wars. Political and economic consequences of this are murky.

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>the entire east is donezo
Just like Kiev and Kharkiv and Odesa were, amirite sisters?

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I absolutely hate this passive aggressive Russian rhetoric where everyone they disagree with is *naive*, *mislead*, etc. As if they're privy to special information poor little westerners can't understand. All this while repeating direct propaganda feeds.

>Ukraine can't just send everything they have because Kharkiv, Sumy and Kyiv need to be protected
Russia needs to protect its borders too user...

>cope
>seethe
>dilate
>hang

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>it had a bloodfest battles in 2014
Not really
It was the center of separ activities, but when it was threatened with encirclement they just left and ukr troops entered pretty much without a fight

You pussies refused to even sell guns to Ukraine all those years because the idea was so scary. And now talking about invading Russia?

Lmao.

>hownew.ru
Oh wait, it's malaysiafag again.

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>get BTFO by UA defenders while trying to "demilitarise"
>"umm well actually they don't even NEED to take the capital to demilitarise"
the absolute state of your mind

what are they gonna do, send them letters in the mail asking them politely to lay down their arms? retard

>All this while repeating direct propaganda feeds.
It's like they live in Orwell 1984 where everything that they say is a lie and if you go against it you're immediately outcast for perhaps speaking out with the truth about the situation.

Things change.

We thought Russia was scary. Now we can't stop laughing.

Azov Battalion meeting to discuss how to get more trannies into the military command.

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>Ok WTF is this emote shit?

Spot the newfag

requesting putin monkey with copium mask

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BREAKING
BREAKING

Kazakhstan says fuck you to Russia

>Timur Suleimenov, First Deputy Head of the Presidential Administration of Kazakhstan, spoke about the sanctions and the situation in Ukraine. We publish excerpts from his interview with the Euractiv portal:

>Kazakhstan will not be a tool to circumvent US and EU sanctions against Russia. We will comply with the sanctions. Although we are part of an economic union with Russia, Belarus and other countries, we are also part of the international community. Therefore, the last thing we want is for secondary US and EU sanctions to be applied to Kazakhstan.

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>flag
Rare.
What's current opinion about this war in your nation? I want to know how other slavs react to this shit

Find out one of your own fuck trannies, instead of putting gay shit under the rug like the Russian army, they get him, film him to humiliate him, probably fucked him over and kick him out.
This somewhat is bad? Didn't think I would find such advocates to tranny rights in here

>Ok WTF is this emote shit? Has Any Forums gone mad?
>current date
come on now

What does she even matter?
She's with "Atlas" anyway, Van has no relation with her.
All alleged cuckshit is bullshit because the protagonist has no interest in those women.
It's selfinsert faggots inability to read a novel where the the protagonist isn't an empty vessel with no personality that is to blame.

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Is it true one of our high ranking guys was caught having sex with a ladyboy? They are laughing about it in /chug/ but I don't trust them.

Today I will remind them.

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I have this one

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1/3rd don't give a fuck, 1/3rd supports Russia, 1/3rd supports Ukraine.

Mate. Their armies are in complete disrepair. Their air force is crippled. Russians can hardly move at all. There is no "redirecting" happen, it's a messy retreat with remaining vatniks desperately massing around the handful of holdouts they have in Donbass.

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I only have this edit.

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thank bros

BASED RUSSIA. Owning Ukraine so hard they’re bringing the Ukrainians back home with them onto Russian territory to fight because they just can’t stop killing those HECKIN evil and weak Nazis

im asking you this again!
why dont you force this 80s russian tanks back to their shithole instead of hiding in kindergardens and hospitals? You outnumber them 3 by 1 and you have the latest Nato tech... i dont get it... all i see is bitching

Even your memes are full of trannies.

ok

BEST POTASIUM

>1bti

>what is the population size of Kiev
>how many hohol roops garrisoned in Kiev
And
>How many RF troops were on the outskirts of Kiev
Do the math, the taking of Kiev was not a military objective

Yeah I just have time off after a few days of saving people's ass. What's up with the emotes? I hope I can save Russia but nobody can save anyone that is up against a NATO army. There is no war that NATO has ever lose (i.e. the Iraq war).

I don't really remember what actually happend there.
The only I do remember is constant shilling about it on our TV (e.g. crusified boy)

Reminder that Israelfag is an ARAB. Ignore all Arabs and Chechens.

youtube.com/watch?v=3cmDk4aOWEQ

anymore screenshots of russian comment sections coping about losing?

No source then?

>Kazakhstan says fuck you to Russia

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>Reminder that Ukrainianfags fuck trannies and get caught on video.

>You're in the wrong place, tranny. Gold is on reddit, where you came from.
Wrong

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