/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1567

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▶Latest
>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed chasers) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>Pathogen biolabs' documents show direct link to Biden's son


▶Livestreams
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▶News
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▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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tass.ru/ekonomika/14253251
twitter.com/AnonBabble

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested for fucking a tranny (GAY)
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>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
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files.catbox.moe/d3hwgh.mp4

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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▶WEBM PLUS
rentry.org/webmplus

▶Combat footage
>Naval Infantry clearing Mariupol
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>Tank engaging a building in Mariupol
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>Building clearing in Mariupol
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
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>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
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>More Naval Infantry fighting in Mariupol
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>Russian helicopters Ka-52 and Mi-28N are working on manpower and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Popasna area.
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>Mariupol kino
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
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>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
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>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
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▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
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>Second POW video released by LNR.
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>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
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>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion.
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>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
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▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
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▶Dead /ugh/ies WARNING GORE///GORE///GORE

>russian soldier talking about the azov tragedy
files.catbox.moe/i3we4s.mp4 (SUBS)

▶"No" neo-nazis in ukraine
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▶Literal Witches protecting Putin
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▶Chechens having a good time
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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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>draw a boy
>call it a girl
What the fuck did they think about while designing Erwin?

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Hot

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WHAT'S UP /UHG/ or should I say /ULTIMATE HOMOSEXUAL GATHERING/

Ukrainian Colonel Andrei Kislovsky was detained by SBU on suspicion of leaking information to Russia turned out, they arrested him during an quintessentially European favorite past time and something that differentiates white Ukrainians from Asiatic Mongol hordes of Russia ..... AN ORGY WITH A TRANNY.

TRANNY AT 0:50
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>In an underground brothel in Odessa's Arcadia district was spotted Colonel Andrei Kislovsky, a deputy of the Odessa City Council from the Doveriye Delo party, one of the leaders of the local territorial defense. Kislovsky entertained himself in the company of a transvestite, write Odessa Telegram channels. The underground brothel is located in the Nemo Hotel, which belongs to Kislovsky. A cover for perversions in the hotel is a dolphinarium, where Odessans with children go. The Kislovsky family owns a large private zoo in Odessa.

>Kislovsky received the rank of colonel in the AFU during his brief service as deputy military commissar of the Primorsky district of Odessa. As a Ukrainian serviceman and politician, Kislovsky defends the Ukrainian ownership of Crimea, claiming that Crimea is allegedly annexed by Russia. However, Odessa media reported that the Kislovsky family runs a tourist business in Crimea.

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petition to rename Ukraine to Transvestria

/chug/ baking bread

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>VROOOOOOOM
>SCREEEEE- PSHHHH
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>CLANK
>THUDTHUDIHSDSIHGOGUIHRGHDG
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>VROOM VROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOO

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How about Transdom of Ukraine

So when the offensive againts the Ukraine force on Donbass start?

time to roll for another 10 shit-ass emojis, post cool ones ☹️

no bans on april fools!!!

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>webm with sound

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please add Iskander mass launch

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DPRAY

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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So, when will Russia respond to the attack ?

NUKE KIEV NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

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Z
Time to sleep
May good fortune be with the warriors of Rus
Death to Ukies

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO /UHG/ SISTERS?

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this "good faith" withdrawal is weak as fuck.
what's the follow-through?

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...

no 😈

>You sanction us because you're faggots
>We sanction you because you're faggots
>We're not the same

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I got more

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Z

Never forget Givi loved you.

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goodnight fren, apparently one chopper was downed after the attack on belgorod

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Z dreams

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wanted to make something to commemorate the lulz we achieved today so i made a logo with my favorite post of the night

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...

I hate women but want to sex them
Am i weird?

Why is Russia losing so bad now..

...

fuck off, faggot

Probably not with the Putin the optics cuck in charge.

>It is reported that a missile fired from the direction of Ukraine fell in Nikolskoye, no casualties or damage.

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Damn...that tranny was packing some major firepower...you have to have guts to put your ass on the line like that...a true officer of the armed forces of ukraine

that's a cozy looking concentration camp you've got there
food seems to still be an issue though

nice tranny ngl

Sent from my Xiaomi - POCOPHONE F1

here

>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested for fucking a tranny (GAY)

Change to:

>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested for being fucked by a tranny (GAY)

That's not from today tho right? The time and season is wrong.

Wait a minute. These Russian citizens claim their MOD says Ukraine has no helicopters so this is an obvious Russian false flag.

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It's fine. Steiner might have given him AIDS. Mark my words, genetlexirs, today is the day we take this war to the biological level.

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RWA cucked and praised the hohols. I honestly don't know what Putin is doing at this point. This whole week's been a mess. Fuck up after fuck up.

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faggot

>>It is reported that a missile fired from the direction of Ukraine fell in Nikolskoye, no casualties or damage.
Please let this boolster russian support for nuking kiev

denazification force field around Russia is working then

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Harden your heart, Oh Putin, Increase your attacks

>Sent from my Xiaomi - POCOPHONE F1
Explain this meme?

TRUE
Lemme fix that

>women
user, I…

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>.jpg with sound

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why no BBC emote?

Z

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beautiful

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did anyone see helicopters?
did anyone tape them?

tass.ru/ekonomika/14253251
>Peskov: Russia will not stop supplying gas to Europe even if payment in rubles is not confirmed by April 1
>The Kremlin spokesman noted that in his conversations with European leaders, Putin had outlined the new gas payment scheme before it was officially announced
Another day, another cuck out.

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absolutely, we can't have such misinformation here. The truth must get out that the ukie colonel was taking tranny dick deep in his pozzed ass

go be a faggot somewhere else

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mad max vibes

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They are just really terrible lmfao

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based

>my only regret is that i have but one asshole to invert for my country

This whole conflict is joke .

We just need to make Kadyrov head of MИД and Medvedev president

Nah, this is class, something Hohols don't have.
Better to admit mistakes, learn from them and improve, than to deny and remain ignorant.

Hey, you niggers seen the MULTIPLE Iskandera lanuches like 10 mins ago?
Just got out of bed and sat down to ask this from my home PC.

Bad week, but Russia had a hundred of them in WWII. Also, didn't Sweden completely DESTROY Russia in the Baltics, only to get rekt at Poltava?

there is a dalay between no payements and no gaz. Typically its 90 days

Just like you don't get kicked out the day you stop paying rent

Go home Estonia, you're drunk.