Ah, April Fools. Time to come out and get attention

Yes. We adopted him from the shelter in 2013, he was about 4-5 years old then; never snapped, no nigger behavior all these years. The cats love him, the baby pulls on him (as did our middle child) and he never snapped. I'm waiting for him to do so.

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He looks like a big old ham. I wanna give him pets. Post soles btw lol.

What a beaut, mmmmphhhh. Black cats are more appealing than White cats.

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He's such a good dog. Considering his background for his first 5 years of life and having to deal with 2 babies pulling, grabbing and hitting him; the loudness of day to day life cats trying to sleep with him chihuahuas needing to bundle up next to him. This dog has the patience, love and tenderness of a saint.Saint.
>post soles
Will do.

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you have seen all the evil that pitbulls do but you still keep it, that is interesting to me
that "dog" is a time bomb

Cute pets. Looks like you treat them well.

We've had him for 9 years; 2 times he had been attacked by a chihuahua and a pit mix, yet did nothing in retaliation. He seems to have no self preservation instincts. Not to mention we've bonded with him through the years. If he ever snaps at any of us, even if uts a too late making if our own children, I get to make the other party feel the full weight of responsibility. I didn't want the dog to begin with (I already knew the dangers of nigger dogs), no big muscular dogs, but this fucking idiot wanted another pit ul because his other one was a good boy. Besides, if the dog flips a switch after several years and a couple of babies later, I am always armed and will have no qualms putting him down.

What am I supposed to do, just preemptively murder the dog? Somehow try to convince him to get rid of the dog?

Thanks, user. Not only that, they all love each other. I hate to sound like a psycho hippy, but we all get along, it's I credibly harmonious here.

Kek, I forgot about this pic.
>when you see it you'll shit bricks
>tfw no more old Any Forums

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>What am I supposed to do, just preemptively murder the dog?
yes

He seems a bit old to suddenly turn badass and some of them are very docile which is why people get in trouble with them, ppl assume they are ALL sweet like yours. I'm happy a gud boi got a good home.

Clip your nails faggot

No. He is too old to suddenly turn badass now.

You can tell a woman's age by the wrinkles on her hands.

I see you.

Emma Watson is that you?

ass pics over the shoulder

I'm more afraid of him getting a degenerative brain condition and accide tally snapping due to confusion or some other brain deterioration.
Being a faggot would be much easier.
I'm a 35 year old boomer. What of it, faggot?

And by the fat volume on the shin bone. Nearing menopause age.

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Wahahahhahahaa.

Good one.

Good one what? SHEEEEEIT, were like trees, eh? Got damn, I'm old. Kek.

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We're*
Have a beautiful, younf calico kitty.

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Aww, so he really was a good boy that dindu nuffin wrong.

JANNIES!!!
And those are some ugly hands and nasty looking nails.

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