/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1552

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>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>Pathogen biolabs' documents show direct link to Biden's son
>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considering selling oil, grain, metals, fertilizer, coal and timber in roubles
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time

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files.catbox.moe/p02i5z.MP4
youtube.com/watch?v=WRgxXRUAX-Q
t.me/voenacher/13714
youtube.com/watch?v=eFD0obqQsj8&list=PLniNrM8R1rOZ9PhFf8XVSdB9yI4G1NEkA&index=6
osce.org/project-coordinator-in-ukraine/479041
youtu.be/rLZ2ZzoD-W0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Bless u baker
youtube.com/watch?v=1dBJiFQdL2Y&list=PLniNrM8R1rOZ9PhFf8XVSdB9yI4G1NEkA&index=2

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post cute girls

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▶Dead /ugh/ies WARNING GORE///GORE///GORE

>russian soldier talking about the azov tragedy
files.catbox.moe/i3we4s.mp4 (SUBS)

▶"No" neo-nazis in ukraine
files.catbox.moe/3sxf3a.webm

▶Literal Witches protecting Putin
files.catbox.moe/y08x06.webm

▶Chechens having a good time
files.catbox.moe/p02i5z.MP4

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Z

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New bread, same comfy

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Half of /uhg/ is just seetheposting about /chug/

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YOU ARE LATE, AND I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why so wholeheartedly defend a country that genocided your people less than 100 years ago? All for the interests of an alliance that pushes homosexuality in your country, sanctions you when you try to stop it, and plans on using you as a meatshield against Russia no less.

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>Post Bukhanka
ftfy

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Reminder that Strelkov was right. This is another Chechnya One. Rapidly heading toward stalemate. No amount of coping from Chud general will change that fact.

Z

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Always comfy

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I like Soviet Yun Yun

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Лyчшe yмepeть, чeм быть paбoм гoмoглoбyc.
Гдe y вac cвoбoдa? "Cвoбoдa" ycтpaивaть гeйcкиe пapaды? Baших cынoвeй yчaт oтpeзaть ceбe члeны, a дoчepeй - гpyди. Bac вceх пepeвaкциниpoвaли, кaк cтaдo бapaнoв. Гoмoглoбyc выcocyт из вaшeй cтpaны вce coки, a вac ocтaвят х*й бeз coли дoeдaть.
Ho, кoнeчнo, этo вac нe вoлнyeт. У вac в гoлoвe oдни тoлькo pyccкиe.

нaшa цeль - cчacтьe вceгo чeлoвeчecтвa

Z // K0T

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aight señor.

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Commencing.
They're mindbroken by us. Bejita-tier obsession.

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Strelkov tactics would work and be amazing if Russia was invading Poland

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sorry user, i'm very busy playing runescape desu

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Well we can arrage some map rebalancing, but it'll be global kek.

Z

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Whats mdma

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chad moments

Ouch

bucks: broken

they should ask their manager for PTSD treatment

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top tier cunny

>Chud

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if only you knew how bad things really are

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Here! Katyusha is Extra cute. Slava Rossii

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ecstacy

Based IRA 2.0

kek based

youtube.com/watch?v=WRgxXRUAX-Q
Good morning sirs. How's it going?

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Saxons are literally an armoured Bedford truck. Notice the driver position on the Saxon.

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Do Russia really leave Hostomel to hohol?

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>Reminder that Strelkov was right.
You didn't even know who strelkov was before a month ago. you'll shortly find out that he's the guy you're supposed to be listening to. He will be your friend until the very last minute when you realize the buses are arriving and he's nowhere to be found.

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stay comfy frens

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Ho nice, I haven't played it ages, are you using Runelite?

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They call him the Potato Molly of Kiev.

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1024 version.
Your welcome

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no, it's behind their lines. they'd have to retreat to go back to hostomel

yes desu

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I-isn't that illegal?!

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See:

KA-52 return to battle after being shot at
t.me/voenacher/13714

what do you think his family is going to think when he died to ultimately gain control of land that russia already controlled before the war

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youtube.com/watch?v=eFD0obqQsj8&list=PLniNrM8R1rOZ9PhFf8XVSdB9yI4G1NEkA&index=6

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AZOGS ARE SO BAS-

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Please tell me those are Ukrainian government officials in front of a swastika - the same people trying to convince us they don't support Nazism

>Rapidly heading toward stalemate.
90% of Russian invasion force are still chilling around at the border.
If Putin wasn't such a hopeless fucking cuck we would've rolled in and ended this clown show in 3 days.

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*record scratch*
Yeah, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I got in this situation.

I hate april fools stuff
It's all just unfunny jokes and retarded events in vidya

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THOSE ARE CHINESE MAKESHIFT LANDING APRONS!!!!!
I'd know that shit anywhere.

evening friend

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>relating Ukrainian propaganda that Strelkov shot himself in the foot and ran from slyvansk

What did he mean by this?

he got the rekt hair without photoshop

i am in europe, my nigger.
i'll buy your house when you can't afford food anymore.

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Average frontline hohol

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What will you think about it once the Government in Kiev is replaced?
What about the end? have you looked that far ahead?

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In 2015 almost everybody on Any Forums was against the NATO zogbots in every Ukraine thread.
Those one or two posters with pro-NATO positions actually were ready to discuss and were not just flooding the shit out of the board.

Reminder that every single poster who does not fit that description is a shill.

There is no reason for an ordinary poster to make statements hidden in loaded questions - statements that got BTFO in the very same thread already anyway.
There is no reason for an ordinary poster to double down and move goalposts in an condescending way when something that he said got BTFO - we are Anonymous, so usually you would just not say anything at that point.

And important reminder that:
>i was just pretending to be retarded
is never the case.
Someone who writes retarded shit is either retarded or a shill.

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It's ran by the same troons who ran the CVG threads, another pathetic attempt at fear mongering about things that don't need to be feared.

> Verification not required.

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dis
gust
ing

ITS ALL TUMBLING DOWN.

ZELENSKY UNDERGOING A PURGE OF HIS SECURITY SERVICE BRANDING THEM TRAITORS WHILE FRANCE,USA AND GERMANY PUSH FOR KIEV TO TAKE A PEACE DEAL.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Could my country be any more gay?

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Thanks, it's probably the cutest picture of her

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When Ukraine admits it is chopped off at the knees and Russia can escalate as much as it desires while also making the rest of the world sanction themselves into being unable to help? Hokay.

I was speaking about Aleppo and Syria.
He's the shill soothsayer.

Do you even have any vehicles to spare lol

HOHOL BROS YOU TOLD ME NATO WASNT HOMO!!!!!

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>Trump lost
>the January 6th patriots lost
>The truckers lost
>Russia lost
Getting real tired of this losing streak

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I just don't want baker-san to be late OK?!

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They need us to notice them so bad.

>Verification not required.
why does that sometime happen anyway, is it because you get (you)s?

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Do they even like represent a significant minority in the agency?

how late is too late?

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The tweet is right
Ukraine has to force men to fight, they are banning parties that are pro russia, the proper ukrainian military has been surrendering without putting a fight,

It is mostly mossad militias doing the war crimes

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Have you ever heard of San Francisco?

>creates >1400 threads for /cvg/
>switches to /uhg/ anddrops /cvg/ completely the minute the media narrative changes
its glowy central

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Man or woman? These shapeshifters I swear

who cares about NATO countries' exploits in the middle east?
are you some kind of a 'fugee shitskin?

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i have all of the 512x512 vers
8 1024x1024 vers
1 1600x1600 vers(looking at garbage vers)

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>picrel
Apparently we do, all five of them. It's ok our 60k person army will save us when China finally gets sick of us trying to be tough guys. Remind me to draw a dick on my ballot paper next election

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HEIL HITLER!!! AZOVITES ARE THE LAST BASTION OF THE WHITE RA-

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>trigger warning
Big leftypol vibes

Haven't seen her at all in the current events... is she still around?

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Yeah he was wrong about Syria but that’s partly because he’s still seething he got pushed out of the DPR as chief of staff when pretty much organised their defences single handily using his GRU connections. Doesn’t mean he’s wrong on this occasion. We’ve all heard the phases the more Strelkov moans the better the situation the more we are winning but I just have a bad feeling he’s right this time.

I fucking hate the British so fucking much it's ungraspable.

new map just dropped

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But surely opticscucking will work next time, right?
...right?

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wew, write that one on a board and walk down broadway

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Belarus=My wife
She's suffering from sanctions but nobody cares! Well, I do!

minority? Ill have you know the entirety of NATO is homosexual, chud. Educate yourself sweaty

Lmao

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yeah, she's a bit cuck about the situation as she feels "ukranian". bit of a woman situation

ask and i'll link you a dump

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>britain tells ukraine to keep dying for the anglojew
Someone needs to nuke london already

>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
So, they’re deploying pathogens soon?

>90% of Russian invasion force are still chilling around at the border.
Russia had something under 200k troops around the border. The separatist militias added another 45k. Ukraine had a standing army of around 170k.
Do you seriously believe that Russia sent in the militia with only 20k ground troops to attack 170k Ukrainians?

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Chug is anti fascist. Nazis like Azov aren't tolerated here.

>Remind me to draw a dick on my ballot paper next election
>voting
couldnt be me

>We’ve all heard the phases the more Strelkov moans the better the situation the more we are winning but I just have a bad feeling he’s right this time.
Ok, so you're telling me Strelkov is serving his purpose then?

We have Melbourne. Also, seeing those politicians standing up and clapping for Jewlinsky makes it seem like something out of a shit movie

I know and posting spam here It's kind of weird that we are paying taxes for these glowniggers spam here while places like plebbit are more popular than Any Forums and more easily subverted

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Ukrainians love crossdressing.

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This is unknown

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pure truth right here
traitors get the wall too

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>be any more gay?
Yes. Yes it can

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Please play her in the Hunger Games on Any Forums

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how much longer is it going to take for russia to take ukraine?

300+1

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If that's the case then they're fucked when Russia goes full on doomer mode

>azov
>Nazis
Nope
>anti fascist
Kys

Dude doesnt even look white

Pravy sektor never larped as much as azov did though

For a second, I thought the sign on the right side of the picture literally said ZOG

You could be New Zealand, user

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>citation needed

3 waves of mobilization never happened

$25m isn't a lot from the govt desu. It's like two carparks for Morrison.

I don't wanna pay a fine to the government. They already extort me with the taxes I pay

absolutely, yes

Did you know that the Ukraine has to write a yearly report about their progress of gender equality in their army and send it to NATO?

osce.org/project-coordinator-in-ukraine/479041

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russia should secure the polish borders and seize any new equipment being sent in. and bomb all the airports to prevent air delivery.

we've been over this:
2 more weeks, comrade.

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NIGGER GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT SOME FUCKING NEVERWAS THINKS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HE WAS LITERALLY TOO INEPT TO DEFEAT.
YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF THE THIRD MOST INCOMPETENT MILITARY OFFICER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES.
THE MAN WAS A JOKE.

>nazis
oh you... hehe

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If you keep using the same bait, no one if going to give a fuck. Please, if you're going to troll, at least update the trolling. You can't trick people to click if you keep using part of a map that was outdated weeks ago.

They are already done with reddit.
Reddit is 90% bots.

>Meme flag
Traitors to what? Israel?

Go away

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why is it taking so long? i thought this would take like... a few weeks max.

How is that gonna help them defend their country? They should focus on reassessing their doctrines and strategies instead of wasting time on this stupid BS

Fucking Patton threw americans to the meatgrinder in France for nothing, he was probably purged for sucking so much

>patton doesn't even look white
thank you for your input, de'marcus lashawnton floyd.

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Israel doesn't care about optics so they're a decent spot better than Russia desu.

ikr? it's basically a token gesture.
any equipment we send to the UA will be used by Russians soon enough anyhow.

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Based

>be russia
>winning
>cucking all of europe with Гaзпpoм
>use chemical weapons on civilians
>for no discernible reason
>bring even more heat to itself
>people believe it because they have a cartoonish view of le evil putin dictator
doing a big think

hahaha

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Where were you when I've struggled with this translation...
I've though it out for two hours, asking /chug/ for all I've could. Really did not want to go with rust, but all the others who were in the thread had no objections when I've decided to go with it after all.

Whitest ukrainian white savior

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It's randomised I think, but sometimes you can get it to happen several times in a row. Just accept it.

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MAKE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT EARN EVERY CENT.
DON'T GIVE HIM A MOTHERFUCKING INCH.
We need an exterminator.

it's a simple equation for me
the $55 the fine costs vs the time it takes out of my day to go and vote
I'd rather have the time and have nothing to do with the government
to be honest, they enrolled me against my will, so I'm quite furious as this is my first ever fine for not voting since I was never enrolled

Please oh please say you're gonna send them Bob Semple.

youtu.be/rLZ2ZzoD-W0

How do Utroonians and globohomo kikes explain their way out of this one, every single person in Mariupol are on the Russian's side. They have been shelled and bombed by AZOG and the UA. AZOG has targeted bombing chemicals such as ammonia in the area leading to contamination of the water supply, people have nothing else to drink except that water.

Keep in mind, if this war ended in 48 hours we never would get to see Russia turn off the gas to Europe and the end of the Petrodollar.

Ah, Zanzibarov…forgive me…

because russians are incredibly inept at everything, due to being literally africa

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Similar infestations can lead to similar faggotry. To answer your question: yes. And it will. You have no idea how desperate our own politicians are to get australian blood spilled overseas.

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>170k Ukrainians
RF destroyed like 4000 military assets and even the ukrainian side is saying their military is gone, so I doubt they have that many
Even if you were to multiply a brigade of 5 people by 4000 that is only 20k which lines up with the RF figures of 15k ukies dead and 15k MIA
US intelligence was noting how there are more soldiers at the border now than before the war so we can comfortably assume it was under 30k ROOSKIES

Sure but at least NZ has better natural landscapes
I physically recoiled

Anyone got a quote for

Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"

Awesome line if true

No user I’m saying that Strelkov doom posting may actually be right this time. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I mean I’m well aware he’s a serial black pillar followed his telegram updates during the Donetsk airport battles he used to say shit like “killed 30 Ukrainians repulsed advance shot down two helicopters but we’re still doomed all is hopeless” etc etc. I think people equate his butt hurt for being pushed out with being disingenuous but Strelkov didn’t know anything about Syria because he wasn’t involved but you can’t deny he knows a lot about Ukraine, the Donbas and how the Ukrainian army operate he’s from Ukraine himself and he’s definitely got a lot of Russian military connections GRU etc.

Anyone want to shoot this fucking leaf?

at this point i would not be surprised if the VAST majority of us generals are homos

remember, they couldn't even manage the will to beat afghanistan

THIS IS A SHILL POSTER FROM /UHG ANYTHING HE SAYS IS TAINTED WITH HOHOL/DOG CUM.
TRUST NOTHING THAT LEAVES HIS FETID MOUTH.

can you do the thing these two bathroom niglets did a few days ago?

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Rust works fine, especially since she is a Red-head

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Same a couple of days ago German guy send me all them the 512 versions

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>No user I’m saying that Strelkov doom posting may actually be right this time.
Just like he was right in Syria?
He's literally never ever been right.

yeah id say thats pretty accurate at this point

You will never be an American, pshek.

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