Go Innawoods they said

>didn’t charge powerbank fully.
>mist prevents solarpanels from working optimal.

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innawood is cope.

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Kek. I tried that. Got bored after 3 weeks. Came back like a fucking savage, ended up in prison 2 days after I came back to "civil world"

Holy based.
Please elaborate more on that story

Well, had a fight with ex, felt bored and bad, called her after few weeks, she tells me not to be stupid after I tell her how wild mom boar is lurking around and I have to put reppelents around perimiter, to come to her. I simp out, go there. First day all fine, second day she does woman bs. I am all wild nature guy, dont take that shit, tell her to stop and that Ill leave, she continues, starts attacking me. Lift her and lock her in room, packing my shit, she lies that she needs to go toilet I tell her you lie, she swears. I let her out. She jumps me like wild lynx I slap her lightly, she snaps starts going full on mode. I snap, go into adrenaline mode, almost choke her to death, take knife out and almost do smthn stupid. Pull myself together, rush out. Cops come, she tells me bunch of bs. I end up in jail. In jail now, thinking how nice I had it innawoods at my camp site that was filled woth flowers and had nice clean waterfall.

>thinking how nice I had it innawoods at my camp site that was filled woth flowers and had nice clean waterfall

ah fuck man, that hit me(OP) right in the feels.
i plan on seeing my ex tomorrow, but under a bit of pressure so i have some viagra with me. i always start shit on viagra after fucking.

all in all: fuck women

looks like mosquito hell, you need a Thermacell.

>he doesn't know about the great underground stores of jerky that Bigfoots have been making for decades

3 guys in cell with me. Each and every one was there because of some woman.
1 guy slapped some hoe and ended up kidnaping police car, stealing cops guns and doing gta
Other got drunk with one and did bonny and clyde one gas pump, she ratted him oit in morning.
Third guy had a gang of safe pickers, made great money, they had hideout in some house his gf got in fight with some old woman in other apartment and she calls cops and they find em.

>mosquito

yeah, i am not planning to take even more weight with me. besides, its not the mosquitos im worried about, but those damn fucking ticks

>cityfags try innawoods

You sound like a nigger.

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>1 guy slapped some hoe and ended up kidnaping police car, stealing cops guns and doing gta
>Other got drunk with one and did bonny and clyde one gas pump, she ratted him oit in morning.
your cellies are lying to you

come say that to my face

Nope, read their cases and news. It was real.

Sounds like modern society has killed any sense of adventure and romance you might have had.

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So you can prove it by chimping out like a nigger? I'm already convinced, trust me.

You don't need your phone in the woods, and wtf you have a camera that works fine so stop complaining.

>I can't even go outside for 10 minutes without looking at my phone
The absolute state of fucking zoomers.

Anyone that takes a phone when going /out/ should be shot and left in the woods

>read their cases
nice larp

Lol those solar chargers suck, the one I have only charged phone about 1% every 30 mins or so. Power bank much better but none pack the power they say they do.

I can beat you in a calm white manner, no need to chimp out. You will get a gentlemanly beating

>she ratted him oit in morning.

what a BITCH.

>a working cam

Yes for a few hours. Theres always some pretty shit i want to capture, but then tech always lets me down.

Yeah, you know, when you are in jail you have ton of paperwork about your case. Well at least here

It's not cope, it's acceptance. At a certain point you accept reality and move on. The 'stay and die' fags sound like Homer Simpson chasing after his suckling pig:
>Whites are down to 40% of the population. That's still a plurality! It's still good! It's still good!
>Half of women over 30 are childless. They still have time! It's still good! It's still good!
>70% of Millenials will never be able to afford a home or retire. The economy could turn around! It's still good! It's still good!

Shit's fucked and short of several doomsday-level scenarios that will never fucking happen, it's going to stay fucked.

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one of those horrible smartphones saved my life when i got lost in the german ardens tho

Eastern Europeans truly are niggers and you continue to prove it daily. Hopefully this Ukraine business escalates and the whole region gets glassed.

>weight
Thermacell is not heavy, it is essentially very light plastic with a heating plate, it houses a butane cartridge and heats up a pad with a natural flower extract that keeps the little cunts away.
Ticks are cunts also, however you can wear hunting gaiters and/or tick repellent clothing.
Get on the ham radio meme too, nothing else better than being somewhere like that and throwing up a bit of wire and communicating with people around the world using a radio you can fit in jeans pocket.

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>world ruled by reptilian techno-kikes that drink children's blood for the past 2 thousand years
>fighting to change it
good luck with that

being this oblivious and forgiving of yourself is a sure sign of sociopathy, the best thing for you and everyone else is that you kill yourself now

DO IT FAGGOT

When you go innawoods you're not supposed to bring your phone

I wish. Im itching for a good adrenaline rush

5v at 45ma will charge my battery drooool

They let you go on this site from a jail computer? Or did someone sneak a phone in their ass?

Im to much of an asshole to harm myself, nah. I lash out on others, not on myself.

So is that post and yours because no one is fighting or doing anything meaningful anyway. You're the biggest larper on this board right now

I got out few years ago.

slavs really are niggers

Take the village pill. Dead villages are an easy to exploit resource. Just go there and do stuff. Now you're the guy that does stuff.

Did you really think that little panel would charge that phone? Maybe if you turn the phone off and wait a few weeks.

yes, what you refer to as asshole is sociopathy, kill yourself

DO IT FAGGOT

your life is worthless and you ruin everyones existence by being present

KILL YOURSELF NOW FAGGOT

DO IT

So you're just a nigger, I thought you going to jail had sonething to do with the innawoods episode.

>t. LOLbert memeflag troll

t. likes replying to LOLbert memeflag trolls to keep them company since they seem so ronery

Ah. welcome back.
What do you do for work?

you excuse all your behavior and blame others for not wanting to be around your behavior, KILL YOURSELF

Why not just be a fucking grownup instead
You lack self-awareness and self control both, plus you're not very bright. Bad combo. Stop being a dumb animal and act like a man.

>so i have some viagra with me. i always start shit on viagra after fucking.
So you know you're going to act stupid and violent but you're doing it anyway. K.

>because of some woman
Not because of their own shitty decisions and behavior, okay. Grow the fuck up and take responsibility for yourself or you will spend the rest of your life right where you are. You talk like a nigger.

What did you go to prison for?

this guy and OP should both KILL THEMSELVES TONIGH

DO IT FAGGOTS

Nope. Im fine thanks.
Rent
Im usually calm rational and hard to anger, but weeks in the woods changed me fast, thats the point. Id never do thst now

assault, without question its going to be assault and OP and Netherlands fags need to kill themselves

DO IT FAGGOTS

kek. A nigger, yep.

grand theft, assault, they wanted to pin attempted murder also, anyway, nothing stuk, i got out on parole. Bitch came to beg for them to let me out coz all the cash was with me

>Rent
Liar you are a konobar like all Croatian men

excuses, excuses, all your life excuses, everything is everyone elses fault, excuse yourself off this mortal coil

DO IT FAGGOT

told ya

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

Anyway. Im happy now, got a nice life

i swear that shitty thing charged my phone like 15% in 30 min when i was at home on the balcony in full sun..

The people that recommend the country life,

don't know the Pros and Cons of City and Country.

Yea, there are niggers in the City. But that requires roaming the streets and being outside, a target, to encounter them.

But we have running water in the cities. Sewer Systems. In the North, the bugs are practically nonexistent due to the changing seasons.

In the South on the other hand, the Country, it's the other way. They're shitting in Septic Tanks where drunks don't pay attention and their systems get flooded.

They're dealing with constant shit flying in their face every day and every night. "You get used to it."

I like my city, thanks. It ain't perfect but it's home~

>sits in shade
>why dont these work?
This person deserves to die due to incompetence.

i cant help it, it feels nice fucking like 8 times in one night. i would never last that without a pill

Weird that these faggots are so triggered.
How is Croatia like a 1970s caricature of the western USA? That's fucking lit. Petty criminals here don't do anything crazy anymore, they just steal mufflers and cell phones. And mobsters are all LARPers

Perhaps he should KILL HIMSELF
perhaps he should DO IT FAGGOT

You can tell he's trying to be like surveillance camera man, he even wears the same shoes.
Ngl I'm going to start dressing like him too.

We are late and backwards?

So you can lift her and for some reason you pulled a knife on her?
Just beat her and rape her, what the fuck is wrong with you