/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1264

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>Putin threatens to cancel gas exports to europe if payment from existing customers is not made in rubles via gazprom, deadline for payment is april 1st
>Vyshhorod - retaken by UA army
>A pocket of RU forces NE of Brovary - encircled
>Maryanivka and Kolonschina westward of Kyiv - retaken by UA army
>Sloboda and Lukashivka of Chernihiv oblast - retaken by UA army
>RU army reportedly withdraws from Chornobyl area
>UK Defence Secretary: long range artillery and non-tank armoured vehicles to be supplied to Ukraine
>Poland plans to completely give up Russian oil by the end of the year, coal - no later than April-May
>Putin demands Mariupol surrender
>Russia won't demand immediate switch to rouble gas payments; still pays Ukraine for gas transit
>Abramovich poisoned, recovered
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
t.me/ukr_pics
▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source, 21 March: 9,861 in RU army - KIA, 16,153 injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports.day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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youtu.be/WsvyQsFYkPw
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msn.com/en-gb/news/world/uk-to-supply-armoured-vehicles-and-long-range-artillery-to-ukraine-in-increase-in-lethal-aid/ar-AAVIAZm?ocid=uxbndlbing
twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1509554110491766789
aviacionline.com/2022/03/hostomel-airport-antonov-an-225s-destruction-site-is-abandoned-by-russian-forces/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

are they still in there?

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Azov Regiment Footage Compilation
t.me/ukr_pics/81
youtu.be/ncea2uWC18M
DPR looter looted some jewelry
t.me/ukr_pics/186
Russian tanks with their crispy crews
t.me/ukr_pics/155
Russian soldier song
t.me/ukr_pics/140
youtu.be/WsvyQsFYkPw
Hiding DPR soldiers taken prisoners (FAGGOT FAGGOT BLYAD SUKA)
t.me/ukr_pics/128
Evangelion OP
t.me/ukr_pics/124
streamable.com/v612a5
Dugin's comment on dead children
t.me/ukr_pics/121
Vladimir Solovyov seething about peace talks
t.me/ukr_pics/111
Faggots burning
t.me/ukr_pics/96
Guy breaking curfew in Kiev
t.me/ukr_pics/83
Kinder Joy
t.me/ukr_pics/75
DPR Spetsnaz commander on Mariupol
t.me/ukr_pics/71
youtu.be/ODKO_1f5TnM
DPR soldiers complaining in Sumy
t.me/ukr_pics/60
streamable.com/uw8r28
PoSMOs arguing with their parents
t.me/ukr_pics/59
t.me/ukr_pics/31
Russian instawhore gets her profile hacked and deleted
t.me/ukr_pics/54
Tank shot by a NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate (

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this one is from 2014-2015 afaik

shalom my gay ukraine boys

China

Will

Rise

Privyet, Ivan.

Putin: Plus we gotta get the nuclear weapons ready to launch too
Shoigu:The- The What? The nukes? What do we need nukes for?

Putin: What do you mean what do we need nukes for? The whole point of this shitshow of an invasion in the first place is we do not want NATO intervening, so we can have our way with Ukraine. And you know they can’t intervene, because of the implication.

Shoigu: You had me going there for the first part but the uhh second half kinda threw me.

Putin: Think about it. NATO's watching this conflict like a hawk. They look, and what do they see? An innocent country being mercilessly invaded, and they're wishing they could intervene. “Oh, but I can't join in the fight, Putin might cause the collapse of global civilisation through nuclear hellfire!”

Shoigu: Okay…that seems really dark though.

Putin: No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.

Shoigu: I think I am.

Putin: Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if NATO joined in against us, then we’d immediately run away.
Shoigu: Right.
Putin: The thing is that NATO won't join in, they'd never join in…because of the implication.

Shoigu: Now, you said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication?

Putin: The 'implication' that I might chimp the fuck out and let nukes fly if they try and stop me from doing what I want. Now, not that I would chimp out on them like that, but they're thinking that I will.

Shoigu: But it sounds like you’re threatening to nuke the west Vladimir

Putin: Why aren’t you understanding this? I don’t even know whether I would use nuclear weapons, that’s not the issue. Why would I ever use them? I feel like you’re not getting this at all!

Shoigu: I’m not getting it.

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If they won't conquer Kyiv in two day, I will start playing Elden Ring.

>It starts with

One sneed
To seed and feed
It doesn't even matter how hard you seethe
Keep that in mind, I designed this shitpost to make trannies cry

>Watch them cope

Sneed is a powerful thing
Watch it get posted as the trannies all swing
From the ceiling, a hilarious thing
Trannies, jannies and niggers are all the same thing

Blown the fuck out below
Glowniggers go right out the window
Try to act smug but they didn't even know
Working for Jews just to TRY TO COOOPE

And even though they tried
One hundred gifs inside
Their chud folder
What I meant to sneed will eventually feed a memory of a time when

I SEETHED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I TRIED TO COPE
BUT HAD TO ROPE
IN THE END, I'M A 41 PERCENTER

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>this kills the ATGM

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two more weeks

Break time is almost over Chang, chop chop, those iPhones won't assemble themselves.

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Start writing out your will instead

Your iPhones will make way for Huawei. American doesn’t even have a 5G network

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Sound good Chang, but we said build phones, not hand grenades

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Your hand grenades don’t work either.

New aid for Ukraine

msn.com/en-gb/news/world/uk-to-supply-armoured-vehicles-and-long-range-artillery-to-ukraine-in-increase-in-lethal-aid/ar-AAVIAZm?ocid=uxbndlbing

>Pressed on what specific equipment could be sent, Mr Wallace said: “First of all Ukraine need longer-range artillery and that’s because of what the Russian army has been doing – it has been now digging in and starting to pound these cities with artilleries.

>“The best counter to that is other long-range artillery, so they will be looking for and getting more long-range artillery, ammunition predominantly.

>“They are obviously looking for equipment to defend its coastline because of Russian activity down there and we will be looking to see what we can do.

Reports of Russians leaving Hostomel airport and heading back to Belarus

twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1509554110491766789 (embed)

aviacionline.com/2022/03/hostomel-airport-antonov-an-225s-destruction-site-is-abandoned-by-russian-forces/

Take these all with grains of salt because I can't find anything official to back them up.

You'd better master escalators before you even try with something more dangerous.

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My will:
/chug/ tongue my anus

Shalom, my fellow e*ropeans, how goes the war against the eternal enemy?

Escalators were made by westerners and shipped here

>Escalators were made by westerners and shipped here
Glad to see we haven't given up on eugenics

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So the installers fucked it up.

Installers were western too. Many malls built in the early 2000s were built by westerners

not my heckerino denazificators!

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