/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1261

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>UK Defence Secretary Wallace says Britain will supply long range artillery systems to Ukraine
>1 day ceasefire declared in Mariupol to allow evacuations
>Putin threatens to stop gas supplies to "unfriendly" countries if they don't deal in the Rouble
>Russia withdrawing some elements of forces around Kyiv into Belarus for redeployment to other axes - ISW
>Russia claims it's signed up 16,000 recruits from the Middle East
>BBC report Syrian soldiers are being offered $5000 per month to fight in Ukraine
>Russia says it will "Drastically reduce" combat operations around Kyiv & Chernihiv
>Ukrainian strike causes explosion at RU military base in Belgorod
>Ukrainian forces recapture Irpin, northwest of capital
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine- UK's MoD
>Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered
>Ukrainian partisans around Kherson continue to tie down RU units in the region
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged

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▶INTELLIGENCE
understandingwar.org/publications
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
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Sneed.

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Azov Regiment Footage Compilation
t.me/ukr_pics/81
youtu.be/ncea2uWC18M
Russian tanks with their crispy crews
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Russian soldier song
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Hiding DPR soldiers taken prisoners (FAGGOT FAGGOT BLYAD SUKA)
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Evangelion OP
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Dugin's comment on dead children
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Vladimir Solovyov seething about peace talks
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Faggots burning
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Guy breaking curfew in Kiev
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Kinder Joy
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DPR Spetsnaz commander on Mariupol
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DPR soldiers complaining in Sumy
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PoSMOs arguing with their parents
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Russian instawhore gets her profile hacked and deleted
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Tank shot by a NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate (

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Hey, where'd you get T-90 from?
Where'd you get T-90 from?
Where'd you get T-90 from?

I got it from a vatnik
I got it from a vatnik
I got it got it
Hey, where'd you get T-90 from?
I got it from a vatnik
I got it from a vatnik
I got it got it

I GOT IT FROM A VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH VATNIK

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Can someone post that ass pls (you know what ass) for research purposes

I don't understand it! I read in /uhg/ that Putin surrendered three days ago but the Russians are still blowing up our helicopters?
How is this fair?

Ukrainian bros ?! i don't feel so good.

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will monkey go through with his threats about stopping gas unless it's paid for in rubble?

why is rape so prevalent in russian armed forces video unrelated
youtu.be/1sgcBp03s1s

This one?

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Friendly reminder: Report spam/trolling posts in accordance with board rules. Help keep Any Forums great!

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I've come here from russia
Across the unforgiving mud
Driving further and further
It's all becoming hell to me
But violent ukies are upon us and I can't sleep
Anus temperatures rising and all the chechens won't recede
I've finally found what I was looking for
A place where I can be without hope
Because I am a vatnik who has found an even dumber war
I've finally found what I was looking for

Here I cope
Here I cope
Here I cope

I sharpen the knife and look down upon my wrist
For all of my life a vatnik I remain
A vatnik I remain
A vatnik I remain

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The war numbers simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better.

The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands.

This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly."

But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died. What of the Chechens?

Wash more toilets so will have money to pay for gas polak.

>people die in war on both sides
shocking

Why are there no torture videos?

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russoldat.info/

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april fools is tomorrow

Russia gets one picture of Ukrainian casualties they have to spam it 800 times an hour, I've never seen better evidence of their losing.

>ok Ivan here is today narrative
>we shoot down helicopter of Nazis
>but comrade Sergei, we are retreating everywhere-
>no questions blyat, go shill or we send you to front lines!
Imagine how much your life must suck to be a vatnik keyboard warrior.

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Didn't know Japan are taking Ukrainian refugees

Can someone caption this?
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Turke khar why your drone keeps getting shot down ?!

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It'd completely ruin the gas industry in Russia if he does. Might as well, he's on a sinking ship.

WHO WANTS SEX?

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Hi I'm 18 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Like the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb bitch didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i fucking hate that cunt school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.

You noticed that trend too?

i hope that both he and euros have balls to do it

>WHERE ARE VATNIKS TELL US

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He and his buddies will never stop selling resources and stealing. His nigger worshippers will eat mud cookies and use zelenka as the remedy to cure all ills

Vatnik sisters?

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>merely pretending
Go back fag.

pee pee poo poo

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Fuck, I want that. Their suffering is my delight. Help a nemecky understand.

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With all the dead Ruskies I see and how few dead Ukrainians I see, it's good to know they're not cheating with god mode. That would have been unfair.

They cost around 2 million per piece. Still a lot less than your run-of-the-mill Russian tank.

nice!

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything.

I scoffed at him.

Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line.

"Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand.
"I watch Rick and Morty."

The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor.

"...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety."

"Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!"

One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is.

It's none other than Albert Einstein.

Do you have that gif a Ukrainian pig jumping up and down ?!

yw

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first artillery ceased to be heard on the outskirts of Kiev. and then it turned out that the Russians were driven out of the region in disgrace, tomorrow even alcohol would be on sale. what a time to be alive!

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Yeah there were couple photos already

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Is he okay ?!

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I'm the war is over sweaty. Didn't you hear that Pytin surrendered and sanctions crippled the 40km convoy?

>What I see is a bunch of corpses. But looking further than that, I see dozens of million of dead Russians. Russian men, women, children, babies. All dead.
Based and vangapilled

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Show flag

that's kinda cringe.

Test

yeah he made a vid a couple of hours ago lmao

Really bad. Are russian vatniks just now starting to use internet?

Why did you remove the land take-backs from the op?

I have shitload of webm's and mp4's but this board SUCKS.

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I heard that he is cosplaying some famous historical figure. does anybody knows who?

>Didn't you hear that Pytin surrendered
(relatively)new /chug/ cope
what a cancerous people

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I call horseshit.

He will live forever....
checked

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Having a VPN isn't enough, you should learn english first

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you can eat it

>implying that harkach isn't worse

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This is entry level annoying at best Ivan, you can make better spam than this. Shitting on the accomplishments of others is your people's only claim to greatness, prove it.

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Based Mechanicus.

Now we just need someone to larp as the World Eaters legion.

Images of both dead Russians and Ukrainians make me sad
This is all just so wrong

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It doesn't.

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Blame his monkeyness for it.

Faggots that are here are on /k/ as well so its good to roast them maybe they will stfu after all.
Also what this position called ?!

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Putin's yacht...proceeds to shatter every Bond Villain delusion anyone ever have of him as being suave, he's tackier than the Kardashians:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10647313/Inside-Putins-yacht-Lavish-interiors-500million-luxury-vessel-docked-Tuscany.html

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hahaha baZed

Says le meme flag.

I'm shocked you guys are still able to connect to Any Forums, let alone much of the internet.

>real Russian
is a myth
There is Korya Merya Moray Chuvash etc etc Finno- Hungarian tribes, Buriats, Yakuts and other mongolian tribes so on so forth
There is no such thing as True Russian

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>guys take a look at his bad taste
Now that's what I call cope

So this is what Russians are dying for.

none knows about Any Forums in Roskomnadzor

>I call horseshit.
Your mama name is horseshit?
I'll fuck her anyway

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But monke doesn't know, everyone else are the evil ones, trust monke

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This has got to be fake. It has got to be a joke, it has to be.

Says le VPN

it's part of their job

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Roach bros come collect your shit drone.

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Prove he isn't dead.

putin is such a based savior of the white race, that he and KGP pushed the gay agenda in the west :3

While I sympathize for russians for finally getting one gore video. It's a real stretch to claim it's the same guy as in the picture. Maybe asians are just face blind to Europeans?

Cool. Shame that smurfs get so much hate in general because of a few particularly special characters.

>guys putin has shit taste lol
>uhhh COPE COPE YOU ARE COPING
Every day Russia doesn't take Kiev they lose, what do we have to cope about until that happens.

>This is all just so wrong
it is
yet it is reality not some Buhanka nya kavai pedomeme anime bullshit

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the funny thing about drones is - they are cheaper then the missiles that shoot them down, such a cancerous wartool

files.catbox.moe/xe0vwt.mp4

ALso this.

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Why not
I have no issues with outside internet
Twatter was banned before the war
I don't use FB
Everything else works just fine

And what they've been in poverty for. You wanted asphalt roads? Clean hospitals? Oh well.

His $1B mansion is even worse, literally " i won $500m in powerball so i buy golden toilet and make myself dimond teeth"-tier.

Volnov is a famous prankster. But i think the family that he called was real.

>pic
this actually explains recent Shoigu diapperance

>it's really in my mind
Nah just phoneposting

Post some.

Pics of that?

Didn't think I'll ever agree with Biden but Putin needs to go.

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> for a shitskin mongoloid every white man is look-alike
many such cases

why so many orcs are subhuman looters that deserve to be hanged by their guts, though

this from Mariupol

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>two more weeks until kiev falls
>two more weeks until putin's final_final_rdy_to_send_deadline.txt.rar gas supplies deadline

update your scripts you retarded fags, even this insufferable retard denies it. there is vid of alleged survivor. 5 helis, 3 got away, 2 shot down with 14-15 people each i guess. russians claimed it was full of azov commanders, not even they claim that now after several hours. They also admit they let them land for wounded and then shot them down.

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NEW VIDEO OF DEAD RUSSIANS

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>Prove he isn't dead.
I haven't claimed he IS dead in the first place
Burden of proof is not on me

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I feel the opposite, though I sympathize a lot with Ukies since they seem to manage to hate you almost as much as I do.

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Even in death he tries to be swastika

Is he still disappeared? I thought he talked with some ministry of finance fucker but I never heard anything about it being old footage or not.

its a fine drone noob idiot

>ChechenCucks

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Based.

Idk what it says but thanks I guess

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>Everything else works just fine

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>They also admit they let them land for wounded and then shot them down.
Where have we seen this before

damn, would be pretty bad for russian optics if this was a medivac

I've noticed that too. It's insufferable. My IQ is over 220, and I make all As while I sleep through all my classes. I feel like I am Rick Sanchez while he was in middle school and I'm way smarter than my parents and teachers and I hate having to explain my superior intellect to all of the idiots around me.

To actually be fair, you actually have to have a very definitely high IQ to for the most part to understand Rick and Morty for all intents and purposes major way. The humor really is extremely subtle, and without a sort of solid actually grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will kind of go over a typical viewer''s head in a definitely big way. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which for the most part is deftly woven into his characterisation - his for all intents and purposes personal philosophy definitely draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance, which generally shows that the humor really is extremely subtle, and without a generally solid really grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will generally go over a typical viewer's head in a generally big way. The fans kind of understand this stuff; they definitely have the pretty intellectual capacity to truly for all intents and purposes appreciate the depths of these jokes, to actually realize that they're not just funny- they for all intents and purposes say something fairly deep about LIFE in a fairly big way. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly kind of ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's pretty existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself actually is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens, demonstrating that the humor really is extremely subtle.

this

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Nothing ever happens

Fuck off from Any Forums.

Please and thank you.

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~70 Gayrektar drones got shot down
Go kill yourself burger

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SHOT DOWN RUSSIAN HELICOPTER AT MARIUPOL

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>the family that he called
The wife and her boyfriend you mean
Any Forums would have a field day with that one if not for the language barrier.

>вpёти

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based cunnybro!!! uohhhhhh ToT

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>Is he still disappeared?
No, but considering that he was for 2 weeks it's clear that he was punished by Jewtin for his failure

link to video with sound?

yeah.. the point is totally his taste, not the value of the boat he got on his 120k/y salary

Post it again I guess it's the only one you guys have lol

basically just keep in mind the way an anglophone spells it doesn't necessarily mean they are pro one side or the other.

>Every day Russia doesn't take Kiev
Incorrect. They control vast swathes of Ukraine, are succeeding in their military as well as economic objectives, and every day Ukraine collapses a little more.

Isn't that the same pile of ukrainians from marik?

Translate it PLEASE

youtu.be/jynTNYSKNuk

Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
Setting down, such a blood-red light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows – out of sight

Arid breeze blows across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform Eden – day by day

Only love is with us now
Something warm and pure
Violence breeds within ourselves
No need for a cure

When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise

Red sun

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Turks will just send more, Might wanna loot the chips and semi conductors in them as you know the sanctions and all...

Why do you hate me you don't even know me

Mr. Soros pays me extra just to piss you off

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He put a civil servant in charge of the military. What the fuck did he except? Also Shoigu was apparently against the Crimes annexation.

Are you ok? I didn't say anything to you

Heh, qiqi

>Rick and Morty
is repetitive shit for faggots without imagination that compensated with muh weird alien shit lack of actual ideas
it is BORING
cope

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files.catbox.moe/b56jf5.mp4

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they didnt even have 70 drones. you need to make your lies more believable.

What’s up with lahta and trying to distort names?
Urkaine, bayrektar, gayrektar, oкpaинa etc
What’s the point other than outing yourself as a churka lahta

>Putin does DDR

streamable.com/mkkrxu
Probably mortar

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>Finno- Hungarian tribes
Finnic DNA mainly in sparsely populated areas and otherwise only in far northwest of Russian Federation that should be part of Finland/Baltics anyway (Greater Finland annex all Karelia+Ingria), where Kyivan Rus left impact
Novgorod and Pskov were advanced European-style republics until oriental despotic mongoloid Muscowite Tsar conquered and destroyed them
Russians from Moscow and south/eastward have unique Golden Horde Mongol DNA...

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What do you think Putin’s high score is?

Good, vlads will take the remains and reverse engineer them and ship some to Iran and will be used as roach killer by both countries.

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much seething, mein ookie fans, but even more coping

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