God gave me a dick that is barely 5 inches

Give me ONE reason not to sell my soul to Satan.

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Because at least you weren't born a nigger.

Only subhumans and insecure teenagers care about dick size. He may very well be a nigger

talk to your rabbi, he can offer some moral support.

god gave you a dick, satan will take your dick away, and then you will be trans

If you lived at any time in history you probably wouldn't ever care anything about penis size. It wasn't a meme, people didn't talk about that kind of thing. God's world is almost totally ruined and you are just right by the end of it.

Because Satan doesn't have the power to make it bigger.

>If you lived at any time in history you probably wouldn't ever care anything about penis size
Fuck off. Even in the Bible which was written way back, it talks about how girls lusted after lovers who had genitals like donkeys (aka big dick hung men).

Being a dicklet is a fucking CURSE. It's unironically one of the worst fates out there. So hard to enjoy life with this shit.

>So hard to enjoy life
Exactly. That's what you have to do.

Be a man, lesbians can get each other off even without a dick, you have no excuse.

IMAGINE NOT BEING 7-8 INCHES
IMAGINE
MANY SUCH CASES, MEIN, DICK. WE WAS KINGS. N' STUFF GAMERS...

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That's your personal battle. It's why you were sent on earth.
Some people were destined to battle addiction. Some people battle emotions. Some people have to battle body images.

Once you have accepted yourself. Your little 5inch penis won't matter anymore

Satan will take 4 inches as part of the deal

Satan cant create user, only corrupt. He cant make your dick bigger.

5" is normal outside of porn only a few whores will think you are below average because they might have obly had 6+ chads who have sex a lot

It's not THAT small(even if smaller than average) and you can defintely work on enlarging it.

Eh, that's kind of like saying the lactose intolerant don't drink milk. Most lesbians are allergic to dick, they had a bad reaction when they were kids.

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I'll give you two, Satan isn't real and neither are souls. Your only hope is a good rebirth.

god made him have a tiny dick to fuck with him basically? not convincing

>IMAGINE NOT BEING 7-8 INCHES
literally
why fucking try if you aren't at least 6.5-7inches?

every fucking girl today has fucked at least 5 or 6 men and you bet your ass at least ONE of them was 7inch+ and after that a sub7inch dick wont be able to please her at all.

fuck this gay earth.

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Could be worse.

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Holy checkerinos.

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no even in amateur fucking porn everyone has 7-9 inches, even on random ass reddit subs where people post dicks theres barely ever anything below 6.5 inches

im convinced they lie about the statistics to stop dicklets from kysing

what a get

Why did I have to battle everything

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Literally

I'll have the strength to do battles if I at least had a 7-8incher

Fuck fighting any battles with a small dick. theres no fucking point. no light at the end of the tunnel.

>how big your penis is decide your life.

user, The ancient Greeks thought that men with smaller penises were more likely to be thoughtful philosophers.
and it was changed in roman empire.

size matter has been changed by the culture and thoughts.

if you can impregnate hot girls, it doesn't matter tho.

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This is probably a fake shill thread meant
to make anons feel insecure. But anons are so based they help the shill with his insecurity. You love to see it

Unironically. It sounds trivial to us, but the heartache this user is having about it clearly shows that this is his battle.

This is all in your head you little faggot. Get a girl, get married and have kids.

t. Dad

Because youre a Chad

wtf

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it doesnt matter what the fuck they thought
women want hung men

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You’re watching too much porn.
That’s the average size of a dick.
A lot of other things are way more important in a relationship than dick size.
t. femanon (no I won’t post tits since this is an argument without privilege you dumbfucks)

Well at least if it's shorter than average you can still hope that it's thicker than average. Girls would choose a coke can cock over a long thin 8" one.

I have no idea how to measure dick size, depending on how I do it I get 6 to 8 inches,
Whats the proper way bros? Any official guidelines?

Additionally, women of average vaginal size report their greatest orgasm with male penises measuring between 12 and 14 centimeters in diameter.

A penis that exceeds 15 centimeters is said to cause pain in women.

Not strictly true. Too big of a dick is also a hindrance for plenty of petite girls.

My battle is denying women. So I found a middle ground 12 years ago in the form of a bi Latina hottie. More threesomes than I remember. The two years she’s been focused on work (although she did make me quit my job to be a house hubby). So now I just clean for an hour then play Tarkov. I mean...could be worse

probably because u never broke their hymen chaang

>burger flag
>muh dick

You must be of African descent.

Do you even care with 6 to 8 inches ?
As long as you're not measuring it from your anus to penis tip, it's already fine.

Checked. This girl with unattractive embarrassing tits is right.

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Because you'd be WAY better off if you sold your soul to me instead.

Why do you care what women want? Do you live for them or yourself?

there were some reason why i am
but correct.

She’s right. Do you know how many steps of attraction a woman has to go through to WANT to see your dick? A few of them are bound to stick out. Plus most women will let you do anal. And will find blowing you “fun” and not “challenging”.
You are your own worst enemy. Women can smell low confidence. Make it fun and they’ll be coming back

That gif with that text. KEKROFL

It's the same reason you don't see people under 6' posting in height threads. I make fun of manlets all day, but I've never went in to a cock rate thread and posted my 5.5 incher.
You realize vaginas aren't a standard size either right? There's plenty of women out their with a vagina the perfect size to match your modest peenus weenus.

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wide or tall?

I've heard you could wear some uncomfortable plastic thing to stretch it by 1inch in like a year,
OP could try if it's such an issue for him

Because your past lives have never learned. Your past self kept falling into temptations, stacking more and more sins for your future reincarnations to deal with. This is the lifetime now user. Chisel away as many as you can, then next time, chisel away some more. When you meet God at the end of all your struggles. You'll thank him for everything he put you through

Reminder that these people call themselves "pure bloods" and will mock someone for taking a vaccine.

How old are you user
My dick was 12cm my whole teens, got to 16cm at 18 and now it's 20cm at 24
Have you tried ingesting T? Sports ? Healthy diet?
People have been noticing increase in penis size even in their 40s, search it
Learn to pleasure girls with your hand and avoid blowjobs so the girls won't find out if it's small, while you fuck her use your fingers, women can reach orgasms by just inserting a bit of your penis, don't let porn destroy you
The only tips I can give you, at least you are not a nigger user

I'm exactly at 16 cm +/- few mm
Put the measuring tape right above your dick and press hard to move skin fat away. Then measure all the way to the top. It's hard if your dick aim at the ceiling like mine.
Polish average is about 15,30 cm. I suppose non mutts are at average of 16 cm and above.

Because it's not possible, just embrace your mediocrity

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r/angionmethod
thunders.place/en/
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I just gave you every resource you need. Now fuck off and stop ruining this board

>A penis that exceeds 15 centimeters is said to cause pain
reported for pedophilia

Wtf happened here.

>It's why you were sent on earth.
cope. You don't have a fucking clue what's going on. We're all slaves to nature and everything is harsh, life or death. It's not just our personal battles that are Hellish.
This entire world is a big piece of nigger shit.