/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1256

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odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports.day)
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Dead Russian general

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twitter.com/carldinnen/status/1509553524824326150
>UK Defence Secretary Wallace says long range artillery and armoured vehicles (although not tanks) will be supplied to Ukraine as a result of today's donor conference.

F U C K I N G
F I N A L L Y

nice

>long range artillery and armoured vehicles
Incredible news. This is precisely what can kick them out quicker and thus save thousands of lives in the long run. The only requirement for the arties to remain useful overall is preventing the enemy from conducting effective air raids. No idea regarding the status of our AA as it is likely restricted information, but my guess is "as good as can be expected".

>(although not tanks)
While tanks are not useless, their contribution has been much smaller than what the invaders probably expected from their 30+ year old doctrines.

>Russian tanks with and their #crispy crews
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Azov Regiment Footage Compilation
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Russian tanks with their crispy crews
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Russian soldier song
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Hiding DPR soldiers taken prisoners (FAGGOT FAGGOT BLYAD SUKA)
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Evangelion OP
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Dugin's comment on dead children
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Vladimir Solovyov seething about peace talks
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Faggots burning
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Guy breaking curfew in Kiev
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Kinder Joy
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DPR Spetsnaz commander on Mariupol
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DPR soldiers complaining in Sumy
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PoSMOs arguing with their parents
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Russian instawhore gets her profile hacked and deleted
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Tank shot by a NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate (

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Post your COUNTEROFFENSIVE theme
youtube.com/watch?v=FdJxZ3ECwf8

You're getting British Starstreaks and Slovakia's old S-300, so at a minimum you're doing better than the norm two weeks ago.

You boys also managed to capture a Russian command center for THEIR AA, which is an incredible intelligence get. Assessing its weaknesses could affect any engagement with Russian forces. They also likely can't afford to develop a brand-new system under sanctions.

important for taking back positions
hopefully it's already at the border

Do you think it's more because Ukrainians are unfamiliar with British tanks or because they don't want them falling in Russian hands?

I mean, I understood the joke of the filename. I simply assumed it was added to a real image,which is what was interesting me.

This bread should be #1257, so whoever's gonna bake a next one, make it a #1258

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The black market is getting flooded with modern military hardware. It's retarded.

>While tanks are not useless, their contribution has been much smaller than what the invaders probably expected from their 30+ year old doctrines.
i want to see how western armor performs before writing it off desu.

Artillery is a gamechanger.

S to spit on Пpaвoбepeжнaя sluts
S

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youtube.com/watch?v=7ZJOXvPE3Ks

Did Russia finally take Mariupol?

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I WANT TO HAVE SECKS

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I hope every last churka gets to catch a shell.

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Russians most likely expected the UA to face them in open fields where tanks would be at an advantage.

no, but official announcement soon two more weeks
>clip of chechens shooting an empty building

enlist in foreign legion and fuck some rossians

TWO MORE WEEKS

Impresive, very nice.

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Sweden should send some Archers. They only cost 4 million SEK per unit

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>Russians most likely expected
to take Kyiv in first 8hrs by demonstration of force
They can't in war

Postin in a dead general

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Z says to suck more jewish dick before that happens.

RU anons better get ready for draft

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youtu.be/QWJ5UKKoycI

Artillery is the king of the battlefield from 1803 to present day.

>everybody is renaming the embassy names to cool shit like ukranian heroes etc
>we are renaming it to boris nemcov, a killed russian journalist
why are we so fucking lame

>Mordvichev
r*minder that he's on the right in pic related

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I can't parse this sentence. WHO died?

Is this just part of the regular yearly draft or a special one?

get drafted into the rus army and get fucked by some rossians

hard choice ukrbro

shieet
estonia has sent that previously. I can't remember type but they had gotten them from binland

pic unrelated

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shirvan at caspian report did another ukr vs russia video today if anyone cares
youtube.com/watch?v=rWSwPtW-pG4

Holy fuck Ukrainian M270 MLRS will be fucking K I N O

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I like his videos. I watched that today, nothing new for people who have been following this.

Nice one

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Also what are words to scare ukranian kids?
One little fucker at the ref.center had a laser pen, and he was lasering me non stop. I told him several times to fuck off but he continued to do it. pic related was literally me

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I LOVE TESTING NEW WEAPONRY ON RUSSIAN CONSCRIPTS

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He will finish the job...

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youtube.com/watch?v=AM9uQ1fqV2I

Largely because actually modern tanks:
1) require proper training, and spending months on doing that is not something we have available at the moment;
2) are overkill against pretty much all and any invading forces;
3) are vulnerable to air attacks, the only thing that can really threaten them, and we do not have air superiority even.

You want to see it performing against something comparable I bet.

>Russians most likely expected the UA to face them in open fields
But our military did exactly that at first. Orcs just drove around them and rushed for the cities. Thankfully the cities were not left undefended either, and I guess the rest who were out in the open promptly joined them.

Petrov:
youtube.com/watch?v=ly_WjSwdjH0
PUTIN TALKING ABOUT THE FIFTH COLUMN
INTERNAL ENEMIES

Now DLC just dropped.

*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

>We don’t need a training exercise
>We don’t need the consent or co-operation of Ukraine for a training exercise
>We don’t need to have a small exercise
>We don’t need to surround Ukrainian borders
>We don’t need to have a small military operation
>We don’t need to utilise modern equipment
>We don’t need to use professional soldiers
>We don’t need to pay our soldiers
>We don’t need to give our soldiers good death benefits
>We don’t need to have modern military equipment
>We don’t need to avoid civilian casualties
>We don’t need Western businesses
>We don’t need to have a stable economy
>We don’t need to encircle Kiev/Kyiv
>We don’t need to hold any areas outside of the Donbass region
>We don’t need Ukrainian Regime change
>We don’t need Ukraine to stay away from the West
>We don’t need Ukraine to stay away from NATO
>We don’t need alive commanders
>We don’t need a general staff
>We don’t need a stable leader
>We don’t need to hold Kherson
>We don’t need to take over Mariupol
>We don’t need to take over Kiev/Kyiv
---------- WE ARE HERE ----------
>We don’t need Crimea
>We don’t need air superiority
>We don’t need to dig individual graves for soldiers
>We don’t need to have a reliable army that will run the moment they face trouble
>We don’t need to have an army that believes in our cause
>We don’t need an army that is on our side
>We don’t need Russian as the official language instead of Mandarin

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Lean over and whisper into his ear "if you can do whatever you want then so can I"

hang in there bro

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>Putin orders 134,500 new conscripts into army - Russia denies involvement in Ukraine's war
iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/7ce0be04-b8a7-4248-8977-663e4436b0ba

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youtube.com/watch?v=MwdNmPvpeuc

>50 cents for a slice of pizza
Holy shit I wanna live in Russia now

>M270 MLRS
why is this ok and planes are not?

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A light stab of a fork to the hand usually does the trick. You can always just take his laser pointer and lock it away until the end of day if he's being a little cunt.

>Holy fuck Ukrainian M270 MLRS will be fucking K I N O
They done goofed

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>N-no, no gib ukrain, me will s-stop b-banan flow

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That's a month's wages.

poles should give out more free dlcs as they usually do

>British tanks
There is only like a total of 200 of them and they're in Estonia already

What's with the helicopter (or possibly airplane) crash footage today? They're saying it was near Mariupol. Why are Ukrainians flying helicopters there?

>INTERNAL ENEMIES
to bad lahta shills are to small of a fish to go first
I bet some of them even manage to get execution teams, mentality is there

>According to the Ukrainian sources Ukrainian Buk SAM shot down a Russian UAV.

twitter.com/TheDeadDistrict/status/1509266630467108864?cxt=HHwWgIC-xaCA__EpAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=opqBC4mpRqw

Because BASED PUTIN claims he'll chimp the fuck out if he sees plane transfers from anyone using "their own airports," which has put the West in knots.

I very sincerely think it's time for the West to realize Putin escalates at will, and we don't need to play by his rules now or ever again.

I tried and he ran away, I didnt want to chase him like a pedo. Once I managed to corner him then he sit on it.

>MFW I capture every single frigate.

God imagine an instagram zoomer army. Well, not like it'll be much different from what we're seeing

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Poland only offered to supply the MiGs is America would give them free F-16's. America said no. No one else has planes that the Ukranian pilots who are still around could actually, in theory, fly. We can't give them F-15's and F-16's or F-35's or any of that shit because they don't know how to fly them.

>50 cents
that's about $5 a slice if you adjust for their average annual income compared to the US annual income through purchasing power

Just one of the things I love to say in German
>Mehrfachraketenwerfer-Artilleriesystem

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>no putin shilling for the past 2 hours
finally, day of the rope

>DPR is not Ukraine t. Putin
Drop em

KEK

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>i want to see how western armor performs before writing it off desu.
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

I'm no expert but given Russia has a lot of ballistic missiles and bombers, can't they just destroy the long range artillery without much difficulty? Ukraine doesn't have many AA systems left to destroy such treats right?
Genuinelly curious

Just send the guns and Ukraine can slap them onto their Kraz trucks. Cheaper and easier to supply and use.
Just like the Czechs slapping grad launchers into Tatra trucks during the Cold War.

I mean I tried taking it not stabbing him with a fork. Fucking lasering it was in mood here in 2010 why did it arrive to ukraine jsut now

regular half-yearly draft, at least on paper

Yeah, and at this rate Ukraine would need months or years to train up pilots for more modern planes. Still pretty incredible they've been doing so well with old MiG's. Russia really did turn back the clock to the 80's.

Dropped from a plane without support
Drown in sea before reaching the port
Eat MREs that's out of date
Use your private parts as Javelin bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get toasted inside a tank
Get abandoned by your own high rank
IED teaches you how to fly
Babushka gave you a poisoned pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dig a trench near nuclear waste
Rush alone into Kharkiv with haste
Take your helmet off when sniper is near
Stung by bees while stealing a pear

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Buy some metadon from a guy in Kherson
Chornobaivka assault's again on
Shell some civies and later get caught
Drop some mines that your comrades have brought

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a vatnik during hunting season
Disturb a base of Azov for no good reason
Stand wide open while filming tiktok
Fly a plane and see missile lock
Fly a chopper with no fear of NLAWS

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
When you invade Ukraine

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We don't have that many tanks. It's not like US where they have 5,000 Abrams from the first gulf war sitting in a shed. Then yeah everything else is wrong from Ukrainians not being familiar with the tech to Russians capturing it. Not worth it for the tiny few vehicles we could give them.

Wali finally found some russian rations which were not expired he said they are yummy

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r*ssians being transported in a trash trucks.

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Could've just taken away the laser from him and tell his parents.

It seems like they were evacuating the wounded from there
t.me/DailyWar/8585
files.catbox.moe/9is63q.mp4

How is Irpin liberated? It looks like Ukrainians had blown out bridges towards the beginning of the invasion? Was it under Russian control? I'm seeing conflicting info.

no offence but your money is fucking ugly
danish is even worse who the fuck thought its a good idea to make holes on coins
google what our currency looks like

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>but says they won't go to Ukraine
>just like they said they won't invade
Gee, I dunno.

Enything specific on the arty? Because afaik Estland (Germany) supplied some old NVA D-30 howitzers. So will they get some pimped out comblock arty from Slovakia/Poland or will they get western pieces (and ammo supplies) . Panzerhaubitze 2000 pretty please!

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