Postdoc lab wagie here, we're fucked

> Ran samples from vivo human RCT.
> Full of microplastic, especially in the gut biota.
> Some were dissolvent to local cell types, might be catabolic to specificities.
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Elaborate for us not so savantish ones.

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It doesn't matter about "Clean eating" nor being plant-based, vegan, paleo, omnivore etc.

Even in clinical settings to minimize dietary microplastic exposure, there was no way to avoid it.

And by the age of 13, you already have lifespan altering amount of microplastic accumulation in the gut, permanent.

In fact, babies are born with microplastics from wombs and placentas due to their mothers' dietary exposures.

This shit is so fucked. I need meds to unsee it.

>I need meds to unsee it.
Bruh, just open your eyes.

You're still on exactly the same course trajectory as everyone else in history, with only one distinction between the lot of them.

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Yes. No escape from plastic. It will never go agay, thanks DuPont.
There is a reason why rich people avoid as much plastic as possible, but I can tell you, it's too late for them too.

doesn't really matter if you play your cards right you can still live to 90+
thing is, even 120 is a short life

>It will never go agay,
on the contrary

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I unironically grow most of my own food, don't eat eat and keep my own chickens for eggs - seriously how worried should I be compared to the average person.

FDA isn't even approving or funding any interventions to prevent it because they do not accept microplastic exposure as a disease.

Damn fucking big pharma and corpos.

microplastics are literally not real. take ur pills, shizo

>something starts being written in the msm
>"guys expert whistle blower here"
You blow something and it ain't whistles.

Less

But in this context "worried" is irrelevant. The point is you're irreversibly ruined by plastics.

Such is life. It is until you die. Believe in Jesus.

So we need to discover/fecal transplant bacteria into the microbiome that can consume microplastics

Yeah what's up with rich people using water filters and stuff like they were Alex Jones fans?

Very suspicious how they are only just now discovering this and how its a hot topic. I wonder if it also just happens to lead to sudden cardiac arrest in otherwise healthy adults.

And each generation, we grow taller and live longer.
>it's nothing burger

>Postdoc lab wagie
>We're fucked
Imagine going to college for so long that you didn't know about this simple problem that's been talked about in the media for over a decade. It's almost like the common elements for generating fear in the populace are no longer working and we need a new one yet again.

as mentioned, it didn't matter at all about the diet choices nor sources. Even in vegans with healthy eating bias to organic/farmers food, the levels found in the gut were no different, or actually higher due to unregulated fertilizers and soils. Even if you grow them yourself, they are sprouted with microplastic already present endogenously, same as human babies with traceable levels.

There really is no such thing as "Organic" in the modern day environments.

How can I reduce microplastics as much as possible? What are the main vectors of entrance into my body? Diet, physical touch, air pollution? I know I won’t live as clean as a caveman but I can definitely reduce more than the average söyim

That's a lie. People do not live longer, we just eliminated infant deaths and that skews the average life span by a significant amount.

Hmm the Indian would know since he examines his own feces daily.

flat earth = microplastics = covid = climate change = holocaust

You dumbfuck probably don't know that altered IGF-1 and FGF21 are causing abnormal growth in the modern generations deviating away from the natural evolutionary growth, which triggers the same pathways for cancer promotions.

>Even in vegans with healthy eating bias

fucking retard, larped too far

Literally a non issue quit being a fucking baby and schizo, our lifespans are currently the longest in history ever. A little plastic wont mean shit.

what about plastic detoxes?

This. Life is criminally short. Whomever designed us to live such inconsequentially short lives should be punished severely.

Major vector is food. There is no avoiding it. Higher food chain you go more likely you are to have less. Use glass containers for food storage. Avoid eating food packed in plastic. More processed -> more plastic. Water filters helpin semse that they eliminate worst pollutants, but you will still get it. For males hormone injections. Testosterone in males has been getting lower in each generation.

I know a thing or two about plants and soil, nutrition exchange at root level etc. I have a hard time any significant amounts of microplastic is making it's way from a sprout to full grown plant, like, literally how

EXIT BABYLON STAT. IT'S FROM MANKIND TRYING TO BE LIKE GODS.

Is this going to be the new covid scare. Muh microplastics.

Cow feces actually has antibacterial properties. No, seriously: Google it.

>getting lower in each generation.
My guess is if you control for age, body fat, diet and physical activity (e.g. heavy labour) a substantial portion of that discrepancy disappears

This guy is something of a scientist himself!

This. The plants leave the plastic in the ground. The chickens, rabbits, and swine eat the plants.

Dude most animals top out at ten. Most top out at days, if you include bacteria

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Plus, if we're all living drastically shorter lives, why go through the motions of a depopulation injection

(((microplastics))) are the cover excuse for vax polluting your body. I have not taken any EAU injections and will be fine while all the jabbed die of 'microplastic' side effects. screen shot this.

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lol really, this thread went agay as soon as op was born

Lab guy here pls post some data and more stuffs ok thanks fren

so you grow your own food,
does it get rained on?
do you use tap water?
do you use bottled water?
do you store water in plastic?
there is no escape

post some data other than hearsay

So people will just have higher cancer rates than before plastic? Basically like it is now?
What does it mean user?