HE ACTUALLY

Ah, okay. Thanks for the clarification.

Who gives a fuck

Today is Thursday. This is the day I believe everything Any Forums tells me.

Screencapped. Tomorrow, you will see

>MODS STICKY!!!!
Don't fucking sticky anything. Sticky is aids

Me.
Also fuck you.

He did it again?

I’m looking forward to seeing how this cutting plan backfires.

Enjoy starving while you freeze in the dark, Europe.

Two weeks?

Kek and checked. You'd think these countries had years to plan for something like this but we don't send or best to Western leadership anymore. It was only a matter of time.

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Imagine changing the contract and then claiming that the other person is in breach of the contract. That’s Russia. Retards.

Good, but what about the US? When do we collapse?

>empty threat
Been in a coma for the last month, user?

What if they just say no to gas? The ruble collapses further than it did before, we get cold and put restrictions on motor transport for fat faggots who can just walk while we build pipelines between us and that one US controlled place near turkey

Of course, the UK freezes cus of Norway transferring the gas it gives us to Europe so thanks there brexit, but still

interfax.ru/business/832451
>Инocтpaнный пoкyпaтeль пpoизвoдит пepeвoд cpeдcтв нa cпeциaльный вaлютный cчeт типa "К" в инocтpaннoй вaлютe, yкaзaннoй в кoнтpaктe нa пocтaвкy пpиpoднoгo гaзa, a yпoлнoмoчeнный бaнк нa ocнoвaнии пopyчeния инocтpaннoгo пoкyпaтeля, пoлyчeннoгo в пopядкe, ycтaнoвлeннoм пpaвилaми yпoлнoмoчeннoгo бaнкa, ocyщecтвляeт пpoдaжy инocтpaннoй вaлюты, пocтyпившeй oт инocтpaннoгo пoкyпaтeля нa тaкoй cчeт, нa opгaнизoвaнных тopгaх, пpoвoдимых пyбличным aкциoнepным oбщecтвoм "Mocкoвcкaя Биpжa MMBБ - PTC", зaчиcляeт выpyчeнныe cpeдcтвa в pyблях нa cпeциaльный pyблeвый cчeт типa "К" этoгo инocтpaннoгo пoкyпaтeля и пpoизвoдит пepeвoд зaчиcлeнных cpeдcтв в pyблях нa oткpытый poccийcким пocтaвщикoм в yпoлнoмoчeннoм бaнкe pyблeвый cчeт

>Пpeдocтaвить Пpaвитeльcтвeннoй кoмиccии пo кoнтpoлю зa ocyщecтвлeниeм инocтpaнных инвecтиций в Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции пoлнoмoчиe выдaвaть paзpeшeния нa иcпoлнeниe инocтpaнными пoкyпaтeлями пepeд poccийcкими пocтaвщикaми oбязaтeльcтв пo oплaтe пocтaвoк пpиpoднoгo гaзa бeз coблюдeния пopядкa, ycтaнoвлeннoгo нacтoящим Укaзoм

we could just pay with jets and missiles.

Russia believes that Europe is unable to be slightly uncomfortable for a short period of time.

I feel like they stalled for this very reason on purpose. Now the only impact will of course be more (((inflation))).

>This is the price I'm willing to pay

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You really think that place in Syria has enough gas for europe?

You don't understand, Europe is going to FREEZE in April.

Thanks Putin. Yet another license to print money for us.

>freezes to hell
>in spring
OK

source: rt.com/business/553053-putin-sets-ruble-gas-deadline/

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I think it’s about time we level Moscow.

Captcha: wmd d8

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The sticky for the invasion was littered with pedo shit. I swear to god those fucking glowies need to be Minecrafted in red alert 2

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Vlad Putin is the gift that keeps giving to righteous and holy. Christ is king

youtu.be/_reTUqBGF9c

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>Tomorrow
>putin: “We close all gas”
>europeans panic, all markets collapse
>”hehe april’s fools”

I actually did screencap this

Imagine thinking Russia can trust a contract when European partners froze Russia's untouchable sovereign reserves in central banks

Lmao only a peasant continues thinking contracts are sacrosanct when they're just getting shafted everywhere else

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Our word is the law. Putin will accept €uros or drown in his own oil.

>our minister for economics claims putin confirmed we can continue paying in euros for the time being
>literally the next day we get this headline

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Imagine freezing their assets, kicking their banks off of SWIFT, sanctioning them to hell, and expecting them to accept your currency - which is worthless to them because of the sanctions.
Maybe Reddit would be a better fit for your midwit IQ.

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What about winter, Germany will have to deal with two more winters before global warming happens

Hey look I found a retard.

>When do we collapse?
I say by fall

>we could just pay with jets and missiles.
Sit down burger, nobody gives a shit about your tranny battalions, this is all your fault

enjoy your +3 at home user

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I won't freeze. I'll just drive to moors and dig up slabs of peat. Greencucks can fuck off

NPC surely wont
And that would be just for households, i suppose the industry is way more deppendant on gas for production

Because your industry, heating, cooling, basically eerything requiring power will collapse overnight, and people will hang your leaders in the streets. Russia can weather out a short period of their gas companies not getting paid, but the gas users will be fucked, no lube, IMMEDIATELY. there is no "just tell russia to fuck off wilr you build a pipeline real quick". This isn't command and conquer, retard, and even if it was, you sold all your dozers to china in the 70s.

This is not a safe space, faggot.

It's April tomorrow you faggot, wear a jumper

>remoaner wants Russia to fail and hopes Norway will prioritise the EU
Checks out. Seethe, cope, dilate

they should have done this the day of the invasion when it was still cold.

Fuck your gas bitch

It's fine. We'll build a huge solar panel spanning over poland

Don't you mean "two more weeks"?

You going to shovel up enough peat to power your entire nation? At best, you'll have a cooking fire. Then you'll realize shoveling is work.

it's not about comfort at home, it's about stopping the entire western european heavy industry

We are basically at defcon 1 for economic warfare. This is unprecedented, has never happened before

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>Says one thing
>Does another
Classic Putin.

Monke should have asked for payment in bitcoins

I don't think Putin willl walk back from this. After all EU stole 30% of their cash. He also knows that american gas is just unrealistic option. Europeans leaders will cuck out and accept his payment methods. Because there is simply no replacement.

Brainlet take. Stop playing call of duty and read books.

Imagine crying over getting dealt what you dish out.

Lugenpress stuff.
Germany agreed to the deal which was to pay them by transferring Euros to the bank and immediately converting if to rubles.
So Germany agreed to the demands while claiming they didn't and sending out their shills and bot farms to spin it as a win.

>Y-you're a retard!
Nice comeback

Time to buy Norwegian and Algerian gas shares STAT

>Russia sells you oil in your currency
>Freeze Russian bank accounts
>Attack Russian currency
>Arm Russian enemies
>Boycott Russian industries
>Russia says "Actually you can buy it in my currency now"
>Cry about muh breach of contract
These virtue signalling retards need to stop biting the hand that feeds.

>Just let us pay in our currency which you can't use because of sanctions
The moment we seized their shit is the moment they lost any respect for our contracts

EUROTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Thanks for the free money, suckers.

Last summer, the fentanyl floyd rioting

Why do Euros always let amerimutts cajole them into doing shit that is against their own economic interests? The US is sitting on an ocean of oil and gas, they'll be fine, but Europe, especially European industry, won't. China will get tons of cheap fuel from the Russians, making them even more competitive on the world market, and the US will make a killing off selling overpriced LNG to Europe.

By winter the war will be long over and everyone will conveniently forget and drop all sanctions against Russia. Nord stream 2 will magically become operative just in time.

Mods only get to sticky when it's a nigger in a MAGA hat

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Russia lost this war. I don’t know what it’s gonna take to get it through your thick fucking heads.

Maybe your boyfriend should have thought about that before he invaded Ukraine?

Hope you like not having a stove for years lolololol

Midwits should be gassed

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>mfw I didn't turn on heating all throughout winter except to dry my laundry
>mfw it will take an extra day for my laundry to dry
oh no

Ah, okay. Thanks buddy

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you have to be 13 to use this website.

Based Putin, i kneel.

>Biting the hands that feeds.
When I try to explain this concept to normies they freak out and act like they're entitled to have a country's resources at the price they want, otherwise they deserve to get freedomed.

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> We are basically at defcon 1 for economic warfare. This is unprecedented, has never happened before
And people say nothing ever happens. It’s glorious!

Checked
Stay based slav bro

>Lets just shut down all our heavy industries, that will really spite them

>The US is sitting on an ocean of oil and gas
America says the same thing about Europe.

>russia getting too big for germany's comfort
>germany descides it needs some space in poland for survival
>jews keep getting blamed for everything
I think I've seen this one

Yeah? For what, lice?

and how do you plan to build the pipeline retard? it requires energy.

that said, I don't think he'll actually stop the gas. The whole world is sooooo oil hungry that there will definitely be some backdoor deals.

I knew it lads. I knew he wouldn't back down! I knew he wouldn't disappoint. Who's coping now /uhg/tards? Z! Z! Z! HAIL VICTORY Z! Z! Z!

>I’m looking forward to seeing how this cutting plan backfires.

Biden is a chicom puppet.
He is executing the globalist plan to destroy USD, swift, BIS aka the entire western financial system.

Get ready to become poor westerners.

Euros are no good to Russia because of the sanctions so you better cough up some real money or kiss your industry goodbye.

Most libtards I know are either rich or women
One cunt even said she doesn’t mind increasing gas prices because her yfriend pays for that

You got a book that explains how to build a gas pipeline overnight when you have no lights on?

It's more about the economic effect on European countries than people actually freezing. A lot of industry will have to close, and Germany may be pushed into recession.

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I'm sure that's exactly how it will work out.

Lets fucking go, check these digits for total collapse of the Petrodollar

Because Europe lost it's backbone with all the men they killed in the world wars. All left now is pussies and women. Europe became a continent of complete pushovers.

God fucking damnit, he really is gonna do that isn't he, the fucking madlad

Two more rows

forexlive.com/news/putin-signs-decree-demanding-ruble-payment-for-gas-payments-to-start-tomorrow-20220331/

'Update: Putin's order says gas buyers should transfer currencies to a 'special K' account at a Russian bank and the Russian bank will then buy rubles.

With the update, that doesn't sound like that big of a deal. The buyers aren't forced to source the rubles themselves. This is basically just redirecting the payment to a different bank.'

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Fuck off to bunkerchan

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Cam down kid

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Imagine building our entire country dependant on another one while also sanctioning that country we depend on to hell and back. Our fucking politicians are retarded and if our country was build on the good will of another then we deserve this shit. Our politicians deserve to hang for this fuck up.

>RT
yes, very credible source

BUY AS MANY AS YOU CAN

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Because America has a few puppet regimes here, that always do their bidding. Fuck Pollacks.

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>Putin announced that he had approved a decree on gas trade with unfriendly countries in rubles.
>It will be necessary to open ruble accounts in Russian banks to pay for supplies from April 1.
>Existing gas supply contracts will be halted if buyers from unfriendly countries fail to meet new payment terms.
>Nobody sells us anything for free, and we are not going to do charity work.

gg

Must be new here.

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>he believes that
call me back in 2 weeks when Europe operates as usual without your gas

Based

The malding troon has 10 posts ITT. Ignore xim/xir.

I read it as
>Putin Says Gay Exports to be halted

This

If they say no to gas, european economy would tank, people would lost heating. So it would hurt rubble but would also hurt euro and EU too. Badly. It is already bad so i it would be sudoku move.

scenario A:
Europe buys gas from russia in euros
Russia uses euros to buy rubles from the market
Europe has gas, market has euros, Russia has rubles

scenario B:
Europe uses euros to buy rubles from the market
Europe buys gas from Russia in rubles
Europe has gas, market has euros, Russia has rubles

Scenario B might cause some actors to hold some ruble reserves, but I doubt the effect will be large. I think the biggest change between A and B is psychological.