Are you guys getting randomly zapped more frequently lately?

Are you guys getting randomly zapped more frequently lately?

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No I’m seeing people dropping dead though

Yes
The air has been dry the last copuple days but it rained again so it's not so frequent anymore

Now that you mention it, yeah. I was zapped by my dog's hair the other day. Never happened before

That's a new software release from the mothership, the smart AI chairs and smart AI computers zap you when you're not resonating with the masterplan (TM).
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get a humidifier user

Yes, why is this happening? I'm not vaccinated

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Yes

We truly appreciate self reporting this issue. Stand by your living quarters, and stay inside while our peacekeeping unit are on your way to your location.

We repeat, stay inside. Failing to abide by this order will lead to arrest. Your location is known at all times as resisting is useless.

Honestly, yes. Like user stated I also keep zapping my dog every time I touch her, also doing laundry I basically expect it now

you mean random static shocks touching taps and stuff? Yes but why

He comes.
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I've always generated a fuckton of static.
When I brush my hair, it's constant crackles and pops.

Heard he's pissed af

if you're not vaxxed you've been granted superpowers, use them responsibly

I and the zapper have reached a mutual respect, and common bond. When I approach zapper for zapping, I'm zapped. Otherwise, zapless.

Yes I have noticed an increase in zapping lately. I typically rarely zap dogs when I pet them, but it's been happening more lately.
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The omens are apocalyptic

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No, I am very grounded.

>Winter
>dry air
Yes, because it was winter

>1 pbtid
Zapped

It would seem so. Not so weird considering it all. The law was literally be nice and here we are, what a pathetic shitfest it all is

THE ZAPPENING IS UPON US!

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Holy shit yes i have!

Did you buy poliester clothes?

Pick up your feet when you walk

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Now that you mention it, my hair can make some pretty strong static just by running my fingers through it. The sparks are visible in the dark.

I could only do this with a ballon as a child, and I have less hair now

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ahh. the down side of high functioning schizophrenia

Always feels like it when I’m high.

I keep getting shocked off my dog, I can see the spark at night like it will jump 1/2”. Poor dog.