/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1253

its the key to unlock his cuck cage... oh sorry cope cage

Strelkov is dangerously based
>question about russoids deserting/refusing to deploy
>This is why we need mobilization. Wrote a resignation? Welcome.to an infantry detachment as a private instantly. And escorted by your ex-comrades.

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>asking for the last time
>who the fuck is "Air Alarm"?

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Hello /cvg/ comrades. Am I permitted to post Putin pics? Am I permitted to say that you're obviously the same discord niggers who used to run the loathed /cvg/ threads about the gay meme flu?
Or am I going to be banned for truthfagging?

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But not having a culture centered around lying, cheating, theft, delusions of grandeur, invading your neighbors for no reason, gay rape, ect costs literally nothing.

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Where can I find large amounts of war footage? The more brutal, the better. Preferably with vatniks getting rekt.

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I'm gonna denazify Azov-chan's pussy.

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Gadsden faggot is late. What's wrong - thread detection script borked?

Reminder to lurkers and newfag redditors:
The /uhg/ threads are made by a group of leftist paid shills who used to make the loathed /cvg/ threads about a gay meme flu. The Ukrainian that bakes these threads (and samefags in the posts) is the same hohol autist who made 1500 /cvg/ threads. It's also very very interesting that some of these bunkerchan trannies work with the iDrama autists, a group of pseudo-academic leftist losers who advertise themselves as "researchers" although they actually raid Any Forums and make these cringe threads among other things.
Just take a minute to process that, lads.

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How would Poland fare in a defensive war against Russia?

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kino

Niggerbrain the Chug threads are literally created by FSB glowies. Some other anons were talking about how they saw a poster get berated by a namefag for posting the chug general without being "permitted" and then apologising profusely. The fuck is that about?

So for the last day I've been super busy with work and not been able to follow, but from browsing a few minutes, here's what I found

>Part of Georgia wants to become Russia
>Finland considering applying to NATO now
>More protests in Russia
>China still waffling
>Some units of Russian soldiers refusing to carry out orders or straight up sabotaging their equipment
>US intel confirms Putin really didnt know they were using and losing conscripts.
>Tensions between Putin Shoigu
>Shoigu lying about how well the war is going
>Dumb ass Russians got radiation poisoning (unconfirmed)
>Top general in Europe confirms they vastly overestimated Russia's capability
>Is that pretty much the gist of it?

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Got any of them pictures with dead soldiers?

They kind of almost can, as their ~XVII-XVIII centuries have shown. They just do not want to.

Dead looter orcs in Mariupol
Intercepted by Azov
t.me/polkazov/4344

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and yet, they can't afford it.
>costs literally nothing
ie. look at the value of rubel

don’t make me say it

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Also take note that the hohol baker/samefag who lives in these threads is actually a janitor. You don't even need half a brain to understand this if you're paying attention.
He doesn't just bake these /uhg/ threads though; he and the /cvg/ leftist discord trannies raid Any Forums with tranny and BBC porn. Unironically, lads.
Given that the Azov "nazis" in Ukraine are running around with dildos up their assholes (proven), this actually makes sense. Kek

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Ukrainians obliterated in Mariupol

One of the shortest sieges on a major city in history, without almost any civilian loss.

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We would lose badly if nato didn't help.

>IT IS AFRAID

Probably we would halt them at Vistula on our own. Now we have NATO personnel support, they wouldn't get very far in and even if they bombed Podlasie to oblivion overall losses would be around 37 złoty.

On their own or as part of NATO?

Ivan needs to be civilized.

coping hard i see

>Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't go to Ukraine
Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't go to Ukraine
>Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't go to Ukraine
Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't go to Ukraine

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ok, tl;dr - when Mongols came and kept fucking various russian dutchies for protection money(i.e. "gib gibs or we murder you"), russian upper classes extorted the shit out of their peasants to keep the cash flowing. But when Mongols finally got their asses kicked in, said russian aristocracy kept fucking serfs like nothing changed - and it's like this ever since. There were no cultural developments like in the western/central Europe.

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t.me/ 8kdkkUSG4YFmMzgy
t.me/fryrusnya
t.me/LastBP

let's say both
>without nato, total war on their own
>with nato, but russia is allowed to use one tactical nuke anywhere they want without retaliation

>Also take note that the hohol baker/samefag who lives in these threads is actually a janitor. You don't even need half a brain to understand this if you're paying attention.
I kek'd.

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Thanks, for that. After the war in Ukraine started Squad server populations almost doubled over night and are still really high. Can't beat a bit of Russian Federation vs irregular Malitia on the Yehorivka map.

For the newcomers who aren't yet familiar with our pet shills.

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choke on dick lahta
your dad will rot on the outskirts of Mariupol

where son

Laddie, this thread is made by leftist discord shills on payroll. They literally put dildos up their ass.
It is our values, it is who we are. It is Democracy and this is what we fight for in Ukraine.
lmao

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ded

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that rubel nowadays is probably a sort of "don't take me to gulag" token as a proof

Russians got raped by the Mongols so hard that they turned into a slavish servile culture constantly paranoid about their enemies, who need a strong man god-king to maintain stability in their lives. Because their whole society was formed around pleasing their Mongol overlords, they can lie and steal so long as it preserves social order. They have no hope for their future and want the strong man to make all decisions for them.

It's basically one of those screencaps of Any Forums or Any Forums or whatever that explains how the Chinese or Indians are a conquered mutt slave race throughout history, except in university lecture form. And about Russians.

I think the interesting thing to me is that it puts Putin as the centralizing figure of Russian society whereas from a western perspective, we tend to think of our leaders as puppets of the true powers that be. So for example Biden was put into place by the DNC or giant corporations and so on. Instead of Putin being in power at the pleasure of the oligarchs, instead it the oligarchs are his boyars and serve at his pleasure. Bad news if you were hoping some PO'd oligarch would put a bullet in Putin's head and end this whole thing.

>we don't need to send the new conscripts into Ukraine
>we don't need a quarter of them to commit suicide from all the buck breaking
>we don't need three fourths of them dying by digging more trenches in the red forest
>we don't need the rest getting shot by the Ukranians
How very stagnant of them.

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Tbh that's standard conscription that takes place in both spring and fall, every year.
The only thing that might be concerning is whether Poo would use it as a cover to summon reservists or if he's actually insane enough to send poorly trained zoomers into battle.

I've always joked that Ukrainians are the niggers of eastern europe, but even Ukrainian bees are africanized kek.

Last AZOG fighters in Mariupol getting blown out by Z tanks

files.catbox.moe/83x5zz.mp4

>Putin: Plus we gotta get the nuclear weapons ready to launch too
Stanislav Petrov: NO!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

Nice, thank you. Do you have more sources for videos of war activity?

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>Wake up
>Finland and Sweden in talk to join NATO
>Bees
>What about me?
>Protecting

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i havent played since the whole thing started, how bad are servers now, do people still communicate? or is it mostly vets coming back?

twitter.com/esiattorney/status/1501654199054045184?s=20&t=g9q8ld5xdtBdYLh8SlDKLQ

Excuse me, can someone explain to me what was going on in Donbass for the past 8 years? Did Ukrainians really murder a shit ton of people and were the separatists organic? If the People there feel Russian, why doesn't Ukraine just give it to Russia, nothing of value would be lost. Also has the war change their perception somewhat?

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n

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You have 390 subs nice

>he got a new memeflag
>cries about discord and lefty shit when only leftards loved russia here
Fuck off

reminder that this faggot is a diaspora nigger

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nigger orcs dead

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why on ALL these videos from orcs they look like they have no fucking idea what is going on?

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lmao bottom text

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Put them in a helicopter and drop them on Odesa

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Claimed that Novaya Basana has been recaptured by Ukraine.
That should spell the end of the Russian salient towards Brovary and the eastern approaches to Kyiv.
nitter.net/Arslon_Xudosi/status/1509444037320888320

>Did Ukrainians really murder a shit ton of people
no
>If the People there feel Russian, why doesn't Ukraine just give it to Russia
no, all normal people leave that shithole
> nothing of value would be lost
gas

>Rybak was abducted by separatists on 17 April 2014 after trying to raise the flag of Ukraine on Horlivka's town council building.[6] Later his body with signs of torture was found in the River Torets, along with other two bodies.[6] According to forensic reports, the victims were drowned being still alive and their bodies were covered with burns and stabs and their stomachs ripped open
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volodymyr_Rybak_(murder_victim)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sloviansk#Hostages_and_abductions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanitarian_situation_during_the_war_in_Donbas#Abductions_and_torture

low intensity war where the Russian and Ukie army trade shots periodically
a few people dying every week on both sides over almost a decade

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Anyone have the version of this monke with NATO OTAN? I want to share with friends and family

Reminder that you're showing a screencap with a /cvg/ tripnigger. LMAO

What's the deal with the iDrama autismo, comrade? Kek are you fags still "Researching" or is this out of the window officially now?

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what did you say?

novaya banana?

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So you're saying that they got what they deserved

>>Dumb ass Russians got radiation poisoning (unconfirmed)
Guaranteed due to all the monitoring data (just look up anything anywhere online) from the region, the real question is how badly. Considering that they have been setting "red forests" ablaze and digging in/letting heavy vehicles run back and forth, they have been breathing radioactive dust for about a month now.

>how bad are servers now
I play on a really good server with a dedicated core set of players. Decent coms, good commanders and it's nice and chilled. We hold organised special events etc. It's honestly really good. But most servers are just garbage for bad coms and trolls. I have been posting this stuff to our discord so can't give you the server name without doxxing myself. :-(

ITs not like they could conduct any real offensive there. Supply lines were stretched beyond good and evil.

Eh, isn't it kinda gay to keep 2 regions with their own national identity for the sake of muh gaz?

novaya banana?
COUNTER ATTACK, MEIN BANANA

>they
kremlincuck orcs? yes

Donetsk was founded by a Welshman so it is rightful british clay

they told them there was gonna be free banan

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The vpn-using russian shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a russian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

what is it like to post lies and slender for a living lahta bros? don’t you feel bad for causing panic etc? do you not believe in karma? do you still think of yourself as of a decent human being since it’s just a job?

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No the guy who tried to raise the flag

kek, I'm so happy my knowledge of russian is paying off

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>>...Bla bla bla China
>>...Something something russian

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