Russian Slapping Champion Says Will Smith Slaps ‘Like a Girl’

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>Russian Slapping Champion Vasily Kamotskiy, a Siberian behemoth nicknamed “Dumpling,” has 170,000 Instagram followers and was not at all impressed with Will Smith’s attempt to slap the shit out of comedian Chris Rock during Sunday night’s basement-rated Oscar telecast.

>“It was a weak blow,” Kamotskiy said, according to Russian media. “He didn’t put his body into it.”

>“And he struck from top to bottom,” the champ added. “You need to strike from the bottom up, or at least from the side. In general, he hit like a girl. Just like they hit in all [American] movies.”

This guy is the shit. Top tier slapper.

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Why does he slap as a man?

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>Why does he slap as a man?
Russian sport. You wouldn't understand, you're not Russian.

His punch would disintegrate heads

This is great what a classic Slav hobby

Shame about the niggers.

How will Will Smith ever recover?

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Mother of God, look at this man's arms.

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>slapping competition
Weak shit.
Use a fist like a man.

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Our slap champion said it was fake, but this is more likely

synthol

that's not normal

the slaps he takes vs the slaps he gives are vastly unbalanced. something doesnt seem fair about the delivery of his opponents slaps vs his delivery. my spidey sense is telling me some rule breaking is occurring

He hits people with his forearm.

>muh russian
>muh american celeb
>muh nonsense

>punching competition
Weak shit
Use an anvil from a helicopter at 3,000 feet

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this guy tucks his chin, raises his shoulders and bitches when his opponents hit him high on the head

The synthol adds weight to his slaps

He does slap like a bitch because of the way he tried to sucker slap Chris by posturing casually then suddenly launching into a surprise slap.
If he were a self respecting man he would've openly telegraphed a wide open slap because the purpose is to openly challenge the other man physically, not to sneakily hurt him.

the Coomer of Moscow

Will Will be willing to follow the Will of God?

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I don't thing Will's intentions were to hit Chris as hard as possible.

I was expecting a slap in that webm

I love how Pastor Anderson always builds into his tirades casually so that he just sounds like any other preacher babbling on about mundane shit until suddenly he's yelling about whores or faggots.
What a funny guy.

A dude who lets other guys bang his wife slaps like a bitch. Who woulda thought.

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Is he trying to be funny?

He spergs out the same about alfalfa sprouts

gets his palm warmed up for the greatest fap

It's Stockton Motherfucker.

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Not really. He knows how over the top his act is and is having fun with it but his serious sermons are the same. He has some strange theological beliefs.

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"prince of bellaire" what a faggy name for a fag show.