/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1524

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>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>Pathogen biolabs' documents show direct link to Biden's son
>Germany will pay for gas using Gazprom Bank as euro-to-rouble intermediary
>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considering selling oil, grain, metals, fertilizer, coal and timber in roubles
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time
>Azov: "Russians are the Nazis of the 21st Century"
>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
>Shelling in Kiev, strikes on Chernigov - Medinsky warned: no ceasefire was called
>Ukraine whines Russia is using peace talks to replenish, rotate troops, satellite imagery shows no withdrawing
>Peace talks concluded in Turkey, formal Ukrainian offer relayed - Medinsky clarified: offer won't be accepted
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images

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Mariupol
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Z

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>>Azov: "Russians are the Nazis of the 21st Century"

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Z

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Can you go outside wearing any of these?

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Z

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>#UkrainianArmy recaptured Krasnivka/Кpacнiвкa, Pryhir'ya/Пpигip'я, Zahradivka/Зaгpaдiвкa, Kochubeivka/Кoчyбeївкa & Orlove/Opлoвe villages north of #Kherson oblast.
>#UkrainianArmy fully secured the road between Trostianets & Sumy after #RussianArmy withdrew to the northern outskirts of this city lifting the siege. Supply routes to the front east of #Kyev are now more vulnerable & is not excluded that russia may withdraw to new positions where it can solve its logistical problems.
>#UkrainianArmy claim to recapture Zatyshshya, Zelenyi Ha, Chervone, Malynivka & Vesele.

ALL JUST TODAY! Getting tired of """winning"""?

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More dead ookies when?

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I hate hohols more and more with each passing day. They deserve to be killed

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Can't believe how caught up in the western propaganda machine so many people are it's genuinely unsettling

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Try this excuse.

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@370313170
source: liveuamap
I know you shills get paid in (you)s

I've been saying that since 2013

Oh, Sri Lankan baker is baking again!

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OI GERMANBROS
WE GONNA FREEZE FOR THE BRAVE UKRAINIANS

FUGG BUTIN

SLAVA UKRAINI AM I RIGHT

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Why were all the Z's sold out at work?

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>claim to recapture
Post vids, it's not like tiktok nation doesn't have phones, right?

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>predicted this
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/365599849/#q365604951

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And Chechens, they wanna have fun.
Oh Chechens just wanna have fun.
twitter.com/RWApodcast/status/1509279202201247752

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I don't wear prints.
Nor do I brand myself with symbols of ((Current Thing)).

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New Readovka map
>New Readovka map
New Readovka map
>New Readovka map

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>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED (NEW)
>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS
>RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED (((WESTERN))) OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>A SOURCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>I MADE IT UP
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>PFIZER PROMISES
>MODERNA GUARANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPERTS SAY
>TWATTER (((BLUECHECKMARK))) SAID
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE
>NATO ESTIMATES
>JOE BIDEN SAID
>AZOV COMMANDER SAID
>INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATION
>INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS

why an ordinary russian grandma is better in history and geopolitics then top western politicians?

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I mean, I don't need any excuse but that might work for others

who is the VVIP in mariupol who they
want to get out?

pootin had good timing

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Not for long, I only got like an hour or so of power left.

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>Zelenyi Ha
there are 50 villages with that name in Ukraine

SNEK CUNNY UOOOOHHHHHHH

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Russian tennis player Daniil Medvedev may take part in the Wimbledon tennis tournament if he gives the British government guarantees that he does not support Putin, British sports minister Nigel Huddleston said.

The British authorities demanded similar written guarantees from Belarusian tennis player Arina Sabolenko. Athletes must sign that they do not receive money from the governments of Russia and Belarus, and also promise that they will not make statements in support of the special operation in Ukraine.

Earlier, Medvedev was forced to remove (t.me/vzglyad_ru/46579) the Russian flag on Instagram* under the threat of suspension from participation in the Wimbledon tournament.

I still think we should meme the term gen z out of existence.

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>Is it a prerequisite to have dementia when you run for POTUS and VP in America now?

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>Schweiner won
I kneel...

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The crazy bastards are doing it, Based Putin is becoming a Historical legend in our lifetime
>picrelated

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Technically our country flag is one the symbols of current thing, just saying

prolly zelensky but it's just wishful thinking

>Ukrainian army claims
Do you also claim to be a woman?

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why is russia so shit at war and retreating from a much smaller army from the poorest country in europe? how did they fuck it up so badly?

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Ohhh, that's a good one!

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Didn't she said on a radio show for Americans of African ancestry?

Ruble trading against the dollar returned to the same figures prior to the invasion in fact it's slightly stronger now haha Muhhh sanctions

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The OUN is fighting for Ukrainian national sovereignty on Ukrainian ethnographic territories and for the introduction of an electoral system for the selection of administrative officials Ukrainian independence. The OUN believes that during the fliberation struggle the central leadership of this struggle should be in the hands of SECRET-US OFFICIALS ONLY Declassified in Part - Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2013/06/12 : CIA-RDP80S01540R006000090003-9 Declassified in Part - Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2013/06/12 : CIA-RDP80SO154OR006000090003-9 UM SECRET US OFFICIALS ONLY representatives of all participants regardless of political affiliation. It was for this reason that in 194+4 the OUN supported the idea of and helped create the UHVR, which it continues to support at the present time. 12. The specific functions of the ZCh/OUN are to support the Ukrainian liberation movement in the Ukraine and to spread information about it among the Ukrainians in.emigration as well as throughout the Western World. In carrying out these functions, the OUN is striving to unite all Ukrainian independence forces in the emigration on the basis of the ideological and political platform of the Ukrainian liberation movement in the Ukraine. Aside from this, the OUN is combating Communist influence among the Ukrainian emigres. To carryout these functions, the ZCh/OUN has organized cell groups in those countries permitting such organizations to operate. In those countries where it is illegal for the ZCh/OUN to charter its sub-units as affiliates of the ZCh/OUN and all'that this implies, it has organized sympathizer groups that are permitted to exist under certain lave of certain countries. For example, the ZCh/OUN now has cells or sympathizer groups representing it in Germany, France, Belgium, Great Britain, Canada, Argentina,. Brazil, Australia, and in the United States. In the United States a preparatory committee has been formed for the purpose or organizing

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I smell another Order No. 227 in the works.

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>see some former soviet countries like Moldova, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia
>worst off than being in the union

huh?

>Wow guys, this is just like GoT.

Taken from Reddit. They really are that delusional aren’t they

Z

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>Russians are the Nazis
say the folks with unironic swastika tattoos

Sneks are the best

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Folded stock my god this guy is a noob, this fuck his recoil

Someone post the flayed man patch from Mariupol.

Ukraine used to have an economy rivalling germany in the union, look at them now

If "international" sports organizations weren't compromised they would have acted swiftly against such things but since they are compromised they won't. This is an issue that needs to be addressed by Russia, China and the rest of the semi-independent World, the Westernization/Politization of international sports.

For oinkers?
I think it is already in order, you saw people chained to road posts yourself.

My retarded niggerfaggot ass forgot to attack the pic

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redditors try not to link anything to pop culture challenge (impossible)

Why is germany so shit at strategy?

Me too

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should renounce putin and then say he supports Britain and saudi arabia war in yemen where close to 400k houthis have died.

Ukraine has the largest army in Europe besides Russia
what are you talking about?

LMAO!

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USSR was intentionally set up to be economically interdependent.
When it dissolved entire industries collapsed.

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or the democratic erdogan who ran the ISIS
oil smuggle empire

>HOHOL HOHOL HOHOL HOHOL

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Maybe he has the spray'n'pray perk.

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They are stronger after this fuck up. Like after winter war.

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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I thought you were a making gains man uncle June, what are you doing losing ground?

>he gives the British government guarantees that he does not support Putin
>The British authorities demanded similar written guarantees
How the fuck is acceptable government enforcing a narrative on their population in a "FREE" country?

People of New York might be upset.

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>see the news the day of the "Russian surrender"
>"experts" discuss that happened because russia is losing cities and the sanctions are strong
>see news today
>laugh hard at media damage controls like "w-well yeah, but russia is the only one that will end up affected"
LMAO

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dont tell me those brave VDV died for nothing?

>tfw when ukraine is new palestine and 3rd temple will be built here.
Gay world, nuke us please

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>no Russian presence
they are literally underground
they dug bunkers first week
do these retards expect them to sit in bombed out hangars?

Yes. Why they have a half poo larp as black is still beyond me.

Is that Ikikoi or Sakura no uta

Who is comfy frens?

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abhazia, transnistria, sout ossetia, novorussia join the motherland when?

Did Putin cuck out on the ruble for gas?

You're not the first fren, check out the movie and novel Z, especially it's ending.

more like old israel lmao

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Ohh shit Ukraine is a country... the more you know

He will cuck out tomorrow, yes.

Kek every video I see of these guys they look like they are having a good time

Nice they really make it look like fun until someone gets a bullet through the brain

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not really, they're just using a middle man, a.k.a bank

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The Soviet Union was a reverse empire where the metropole was actually trying to make something presentable out of a whole bunch of uncivilized shitholes that were attached to it.
Of course the moment those ungrateful fucks were left without free gibs they immediately returned to their natural state.

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I am very comfy, thanks for asking

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>abhazia
Not in the nearest future. And honestly, it's for better.

>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol
What will happen to our brave Azov commanders if the got caught?

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The cope is strong within this one

no it was 4d chess he is giving europe 2 more weeks and then its literally over for the petrodollar and us globohomo empire and glorious russia/china alliance takes over and dominates the world economically on the gold/russian gas standard just watch RT and youll see

Why can't your "restaurants" just substitute sunflower oil with a cheaper alternative?

I really dont like the number of namefags itt.
You guys don't even produce content, you have 0 exuse to be tripfaggot.
Stop it. Or don't but do some art, poetry, memes and songs. Stop being useless attentionwhore and become useful attentionwhore at least once

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That's when it's the most fun Brazil user.

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Yes, putin is well known cuck

Apologies if we have some of these already, just thought I'd go through and catbox everything from this morning.
>Naval Infantry clearing Mariupol
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>Tank engaging a building in Mariupol
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>Building clearing in Mariupol
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
files.catbox.moe/e4de7a.mp4
>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
files.catbox.moe/an58t7.mp4
>More Naval Infantry fighting in Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/1naa3w.mp4

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This won't happen too fast, previous contracts must be completed first. Russia respect contracts.
But following contracts will be in rubles, this is 100%.

Jews have shit taste but I can't imagine them wanting a rainy cold place like Ukraine.

More likely this is just the "blood libel" mass sacrifice thing they do every century.

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Getting over a throat cold but aside from that I'm chilling with a blanket at my desks

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Never. Putin is a turbo-cuckold and will sign Minsk 3.0 that will allow LDNR and Kherson People's Republic to be retained in federation within Ukraine.

? Germany already agreed to pay roubles through GazpromBank

Maneuver warfare requires maneuver, a shocker.

i had a friend of mine- who is a college professor teaching classes on political science- tell me with a straight face that CIA and international NGO involvement with the 2014 elections in Ukraine is a "right wing conspiracy theory"

when i pointed out that Victoria Nuland herself had spoken about this- and an estimated $5 billion investment into the Ukraine prior to the Maidan "Revolution of Dignity"- she was unable to say anything beyond "we'll just have to agree to disagree"

it's uncanny. these are intelligent people who, up until 2020, were skeptical of official narratives. the only explanation which makes sense to me is mass hypnosis- entrainment through constant media bombardment. and it worked like a charm.

hey kremlin and chinese official folks, you had a lesser to non existent chance of torturing future psykers and humans (fun cause scientists and normal glowies got nothing, the AIs did the work to stop it lol)

do you have a space and anti xenos demon force already? where can I sign up?

Why is there a croat nigger inside chug?
Stop posting anime women first, fag.

Is there any more of this firecrotch?

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>krauts are buying rubles with euros through gazprom bank
You tell me.

I love brown anime girls

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morning cum chugging pedos. Daily reminder Russia is LARPing as a superpower and has the military efficiency of Brazil.

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Wouldn't expect less from you

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supposedly there were 3 survivors in the crash. But the FSB will hide them away, make a secret negotiation with ZOG and we will never hear of them again.

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Holy fuck that place looks comfy as fuck
Where is it?

What namefags do we have other than a baker, translator and kim?
Oh and crimeanon cause he doesn't wanna be confused for a Ukrainian.
All the others just seem to be /uhg/ fags.

Checked! Akhmat sila

Get well soon user!

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looks like switzerland

>LARPing as a superpower and has the military efficiency of Brazil.
you talking about the US?

why?

I agree.