/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1513

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>Russia, China moving toward 'just, democratic world order': Lavrov
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>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considers selling oil, grain, metals, fertiliser, coal and timber in roubles - Deadline delayed, rumors Germany has accepted to negotiate
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time
>Azov: "Russians are acting like Nazis"
>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
>Shelling in Kiev, strikes on Chernigov - Medinsky warned: no ceasefire was called
>Ukraine whines Russia is using peace talks to replenish, rotate troops, satellite imagery shows no withdrawing
>Peace talks concluded in Turkey, formal Ukrainian offer relayed - Medinsky clarified: offer won't be accepted
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4

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weibo.com/6589094297
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nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/t1vycd.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3sxf3a.webm
files.catbox.moe/y08x06.webm
files.catbox.moe/p02i5z.MP4
youtube.com/watch?v=JFteJlDJvqY
files.catbox.moe/08ibb8.MP4
files.catbox.moe/ra69n4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/qaqax5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0jvw64.MP4
de.catbox.moe/hex539.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=j3JpifLB7nk
youtube.com/watch?v=PfFuu-b6x7s
files.catbox.moe/hkbqx5.webm
files.catbox.moe/35tgvm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/6ov03n.mp4
files.catbox.moe/92xa9i.webm
files.catbox.moe/f71h9t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/njpq5c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ab8yca.webm
files.catbox.moe/k9gles.webm
files.catbox.moe/gqf12n.webm
files.catbox.moe/2uuhmh.webm
files.catbox.moe/w5c1ve.mp4
files.catbox.moe/8g7yos.webm
files.catbox.moe/jxtwwf.webm
files.catbox.moe/3ygu7o.webm
files.catbox.moe/0xn1f4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/41oijl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xwsrbl.webm
files.catbox.moe/aeeclo.webm
files.catbox.moe/iegiyp.webm
files.catbox.moe/ncbqa3.webm
files.catbox.moe/ttl43c.webm
files.catbox.moe/fh7kuh.mp4
files.catbox.moe/9qnsh2.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=LLnmQJjt368
wcofun.com/dolls-frontline-episode-1-english-subbed
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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readovka.news/

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nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
desune~?

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>40k+ Russians died for this

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Fake war

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▶Dead /ugh/ies WARNING GORE///GORE///GORE

>russian soldier talking about the azov tragedy
files.catbox.moe/t1vycd.mp4

▶"No" neo-nazis in ukraine
files.catbox.moe/3sxf3a.webm

▶Literal Witches protecting Putin
files.catbox.moe/y08x06.webm

▶Chechens having a good time
files.catbox.moe/p02i5z.MP4

>370275986
>40k
It's 400k you retard

youtube.com/watch?v=JFteJlDJvqY

Reminder that this is not an anime website.

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oy vey never forget the 4 gorillion!

It’s 4,000,000, faggot

How's everyone doing?

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>400k
it's 6*10^9 idiot; it's anudda shoah.

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i require gains

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I lol’d at that pic

gfl got an anime or is it those bili bili schizoid shorts?

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You will never be a real empire. You have no economy, no human rights, no technological prowess. You are a drunken, violent ape exhibit, twisted by 70 year old propaganda and baseless machismo into a crude mockery of a coherent political ideology. World leaders mock you. Your own citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “allies” laugh at your Neanderthal existence.

All civilized nations are utterly repulsed by you and the crumbling shithole you call an empire. Whenever Russia tries to move beyond the early 20th century, it’s servile, inbred potato-farming population inevitability manage to fuck it up, and latch onto the most psychotic, obviously corrupt strongman they can find, like a battered housewife. The ex-Warsaw pact dumps the size of Rhode Island which do tolerate you will turn tail the second they realize the only benefits are a currency worth less than toilet paper, and a bunch of free Ladas with borscht heaters in place of cupholders.

You will never rule the world, let alone Europe. You wrench out a fake smile each morning and tell yourself it’s going to be хopoшo, but inside you feel the desperation creeping in like a weed, crushing you under the weight of a collapsing ruble and countless generations of cumulative fetal alcohol syndrome.

Eventually, it will become too much to bear - the Russian Federation will implode, your pathetic economy will buckle under sanctions, and one strongman will topple another. Your citizens will flee, heartbroken but relieved they no longer have to live in unbearable poverty and misery, even if that means catching the cum of Western tourists for a fiver. Every country you once clasped in your hairy, apish claws will be renamed, its peoples free. Historians will dismiss you as a bumbling, discount Hitler. And all that will remain of your legacy is a 6.6 million square mile patch of icy mud that is unmistakably poor.

This is your fate, this is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Uhg refuge here fags over there are to slow
What am I in for here?

Wrong.

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cunny

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are you THE gadsden that derails /uhg/ threads?

Captain Rum gives it away as a Yuru Camp edit

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Smol pp

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i love (you)
i want (you)
i need (you)
(you) belong in my heart fren

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Dolls' Frontline

Pretty based, just hanging out, how bout yourself?

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Yeah they actually got one rolling out. They're 12 episodes in

>40^40 neurons are dead
>+1 chromosome for kids

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we are discussing confidential matters. you can stay if you can promise not to be a rat

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Post more stuff like this
No gore please

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Cunny instead of gore
Fun instead of seething
Pig memes instead of monke
Life instead of death

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came here to see how you guys are copey habining russia shoots down it's own plane.
more anal jay pegs?
thought so.
carry on

>Chechens having a good time
>dat rpg spam
>all those tubes just lying around
lel

>all major tank plants in ruins
>most of the tanks either captured or burning
>most of the ammo and fuel dumps destroyed
>military colleges under attack
>no centralized command

Why does twitter expect me to believe in any ukrainian counterattacks?
They have no army
They cannot replenish any of their losses beyond "grunt with gun (flak jacket optional)".
They cannot organize those reserves either

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Rookie numbers

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what did kim say today

Tranime watchers (Deluded child lovers) are not welcome anywhere, least of all here.

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MOAR VIDS PLZ

Jesus I wanna save and repost but this tiny pp is really fucking gehy

>can you dumb it down for me in green text step by step? my mind is still confused.
>EU does A
>Russia now tells them to do B
>EU says UHOHHHHH B BAD!!! NEVER B!!!! WE KEEP A!!!!
>EU now does B and insists to call it A

> arcane warfare is real

what the fuck

Go back to r3ddit.

Have a (You)

Thank god, smiling m16 is too cursed.
Shieeeet

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>370276455
don't (you) yourself faggot

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Based and ballsy.

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comfy time, muttfren.

Child lover astroturfing the anti-establishment position. I recommend ignoring anything the avatarfags post.

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I missed the new bread how could I desu

Cool
Same size as me

Go to sleep

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I KNEEL TO CUNNY

thank (you)

Whoa

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all of these pictures ive seen were some teenage kid with an AK, and maybe one magazine in shit from the tactical discount store

they probably also told him whatever the uki-russian version is of "you go gett'm, champ!"

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death to golobohomo

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Just filter him

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Keep masturbating to drawings of children, it doesn't mean anything, Right?

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Day of the rake my friend

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>EU buys USD from america with Euro (propping up the gay overlords)
>EU buys russian gas with said USD
>Russia gets sanctioned
>russia says "no more USD!!! Buy gas with ruble!"
>EU buys ruble from russia with Euro
>EU buys gas with said ruble
>"WE PAID FOR IT WITH EUROS!!!" -EU

And yet Russia is still retreating from Kiev and Mykoliv.

It's hard to get out of bed bros...

Comfy in bed, about to go to sleep

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6 million you bigot

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No prob fren, take this pillow in this trying times.
Judging by your choice of pics and goy tendencies I think you will like it.

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>massed fire
You love to see it.

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Wtf how can tiny pp win bros?

why shills start attacking us again?

>Today, from 10:00, the ceasefire begins and a humanitarian corridor for evacuation of civilians from Mariupol to Zaporozhye opens An intermediate point for evacuation will be located in Berdyansk.
>As previously reported, the Ukrainian military will not be allowed out of the city.

>the Ukrainian military will not be allowed out of the city

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nigger

Please post Kuro

dafuq is this mutt shilling at 1 AM EST? They clockin' in overtime or just for free?

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Memories give me the strength to proceed
The strength I need to believe

>4 gorillion russians died for this
good. fuck globohomo

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You would not BELIEVE how BORING /ugh/ is

Why do you have this saved?

Why does a faggot suck cock?

More like
>EU does A
>Russia does B
>EU says you can't do B, sanctions upon you!

Reminder that anyone who can't handle anime posters have an under developed amygdala and are mentally deficient sufferers of cute aggression.

cmon i got too many false promises already. Bring the TOS-1 and glass them for real this time.

gotcha

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Why not?
Astolfo a cute

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Thanks for killing globalism, Russiabros. I was pretty blackpilled before this special operation and blackrock declaring globalism to be ogre.

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I decline

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Why be naked with smol?

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Heard that Poland wants to distance itself from Russian gas and coal. Are they just gonna switch to chinese or what?

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Why have these threads become /ptg/ tier animeposting with no discussion of actual news? I get loungeposting guys but holy shit, can't you go post your images of drawn children and the other degeneracy on Any Forums?

Putin is too much of an opticscuck. I wish his thoughts were just an endless string of KILL KILL KILL, then this war would be way faster. Hohols had their opportunity, slaughter them now.

Putin cvcks out. A classic.

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no but every gadsen hates canada. it's a freedom thing. and also everyone hates canada.

he's probably drunk and bored
Sure

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saw news that Vatican bought natural gas in rubles

is that true? or just meme news outlet said that

AKHMAT STATUS

MAXIMUM SILA

INSHALLAH
DEATH TO SOLDIERS OF DAJJAL

>>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
His tenure as president summed up in one sentence.

Mario's pol has been holding up for too long the Chechens are being lazy

Hey if you want I can provide link as to where I'm watching it

files.catbox.moe/08ibb8.MP4
files.catbox.moe/ra69n4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/qaqax5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0jvw64.MP4
de.catbox.moe/hex539.mp4

Russbros, did anyone of us make translations of Pistoletov songs for our frens here?

youtube.com/watch?v=j3JpifLB7nk
youtube.com/watch?v=PfFuu-b6x7s

comfy time

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THIS IS A HIGHLY TYPICAL "ARGUMENT" OF SAUDI user HMMMMMMM

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i did lurk there, full of propaganda and nothingburgers. Memes stale as week old bread.

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Be forced to wake up before 8 should be considered a torture.

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SLEEPY JOE WE DID IT

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Thank you

Who?

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sanctionbros...

Death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death

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okay!
files.catbox.moe/hkbqx5.webm
files.catbox.moe/35tgvm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/6ov03n.mp4
files.catbox.moe/92xa9i.webm
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files.catbox.moe/njpq5c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ab8yca.webm
files.catbox.moe/ab8yca.webm
files.catbox.moe/k9gles.webm
files.catbox.moe/gqf12n.webm
files.catbox.moe/2uuhmh.webm
files.catbox.moe/w5c1ve.mp4
files.catbox.moe/8g7yos.webm
files.catbox.moe/jxtwwf.webm
files.catbox.moe/3ygu7o.webm
files.catbox.moe/0xn1f4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/41oijl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xwsrbl.webm
files.catbox.moe/aeeclo.webm
files.catbox.moe/iegiyp.webm
files.catbox.moe/ncbqa3.webm
files.catbox.moe/ttl43c.webm
files.catbox.moe/fh7kuh.mp4
files.catbox.moe/9qnsh2.mp4

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Would be appreciated user.

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Probably switching to Russian gas and coal bought from Chinese middlemen. Both Russia and China profit. Win-win.

mama mia, you should take a break, itsa hard work

That's why they come here, to the thread of fun, 2D and bukhanka
Their cute agression and sour grapes undoes them.

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The anime is really bad. We could have had season 3 of healing chapter but no.

What is greater love and justice?!

۞ يَـٰٓأَيُّهَا ٱلَّذِينَ ءَامَنُوا۟ كُونُوا۟ قَوَّٰمِينَ بِٱلْقِسْطِ شُهَدَآءَ لِلَّهِ وَلَوْ عَلَىٰٓ أَنفُسِكُمْ أَوِ ٱلْوَٰلِدَيْنِ وَٱلْأَقْرَبِينَ ۚ إِن يَكُنْ غَنِيًّا أَوْ فَقِيرًۭا فَٱللَّهُ أَوْلَىٰ بِهِمَا ۖ فَلَا تَتَّبِعُوا۟ ٱلْهَوَىٰٓ أَن تَعْدِلُوا۟ ۚ وَإِن تَلْوُۥٓا۟ أَوْ تُعْرِضُوا۟ فَإِنَّ ٱللَّهَ كَانَ بِمَا تَعْمَلُونَ خَبِيرًۭا ١٣٥

O believers! Stand firm for justice as witnesses for Allah even if it is against yourselves, your parents, or close relatives. Be they rich or poor, Allah is best to ensure their interests. So do not let your desires cause you to deviate ˹from justice˺. If you distort the testimony or refuse to give it, then ˹know that˺ Allah is certainly All-Aware of what you do.

Inshallah!

Reposting this again because some tranny dajjal janned banned me for that.
You can’t silence words of Allah, you degenerate freaks!

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> back to pre-recession

holy cow top kek

Is chug dead? Putler really not delivering right now bros. Let's be honest
Frfr nocap

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Have this commemorative seal as a reminder, that /chug/ was permanently and irrevocably claimed for AHИME 46 seconds and 2 posts into its first thread.

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>TOS-1
This is some serious kino: youtube.com/watch?v=LLnmQJjt368

>what things
>who cares
>bitches about anime
why you don't like cute things? jealous? envy? both?

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Useful meme.

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Figures, the story went to shit as well as the game.

classic gif, I love it

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lol

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post those two WEBMs of that Ukrainian cartoon pig who cuts his own tail off and gets tricked into going into the butcher's

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STOP THIS MONKE NOW! !

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>EU buys USD from america with Euro
>EU buys russian gas with said USD
We didnt do that anymore for a while. Russia moved on to clear with Euros. USD became the fallback and got slowly replaced by the Yuan in every other sector too

This is why America started this whole conflict in first place

KEK

>sanctions
more like sucksions!
HAHAHA

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Whatever convinces you that being attracted to prepubescents is normal.

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Inshallah!

>because some tranny dajjal janned
because some tranny dajjal janny*
Fixed

wcofun.com/dolls-frontline-episode-1-english-subbed

>implying brakes were ]]installed on this train

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why do you have a collection of images of men with strong jawlines and chiseled bodies? are you a homosexual or just trying to live vicariously through avatarfagging? It's ok, I also have a favorite character, pic related.

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Are you gone? Fine.

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>Pistolev songs
Nostalgia

Guys stop posting putin monke, it's not funny anymore!

I never thought I'll actually see how is ruble actually getting stronger and not the opposite. It was 25 in 2007 for example

Beware the mark of pederast, who use this character to communicate