Do you think productivity would improve if we had something like this here?

that's unironically a really good strategy. cute girls jumping around telling me i did a good job would make me happy.
i'm so ronery, flens.

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Yes

Yes and then you can actually fire those fuck.

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That’s all “administrative assistants” are at my job. They just buy breakfast, be hot, flirt with everyone and transfer phone calls. I assumed it was like this everywhere

It's ok user, we still have the voice in Space Harrier to tell us we're doing great. And also this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=-_Tam9lv1KQ

We already do. They are called admin assistants.

no because women ruin everything

post-industrial society is so disgusting that even just knowing it exists is unpleasant.

If we had one of these at my job, I'd definitely be hard at work.

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That's sometimes the pm in tech if you're lucky.
Back in the day I assumed this and tasks now meant for the computer are what women used to do.

And thus improving productivity by getting rid of the non-autists. Maybe it's a good idea after all.

Women will say this is sexist despite the women getting paid just for being women.

Carlos!!!!

wtf im a programmer and we dont have those

>Catering, social interaction and spending some fun time
That's what secretaries did in the 60s and before.
China is becoming the pre-70s West..!

CARLOS

YouTube’s literally full of positive affirmation asmr thots.

No.
Assuming of course they actually got attractive women and it wasn't an HR lawsuit nightmare, it'd just be distracting.

You got the legs for it?

can they bang them? otherwise this seems useless..

And then the trannies will inevitably bitch about being excluded and want in on it, then bitch and whine even more when no one wants them. Boycotts, blah blah blah, you know the drill with these "people".

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Men are motivated by pussy, but once men get pussy reguarlyly they stop being motivated

that's not a girl in front of me bouncing around, you troglodyte

Chink shills are lazy and boring.

I work for an oil company. Kind of makes sense that we would still have bimbo tier admin assistants now that I think of it. If only we could bring back smoking and drinking at work it would be perfect.

yeah, except you'll be dealing with an encyclopedia of genders, so it's impractical
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honestly just want to be left alone at work. especially towards the end of my shift. having more people around bugging when i just want to go home pisses me off.

>Cute asian girl bringing me breakfast at work each morning
That would honestly make the day go by better.

real talk i want to hear what a day in the life of the average chinese programmer looks like

Kys degenerate

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Based China raising birthrates

Loud obnoxious cunts screeching right over your shoulder. Yeah definitely going to help me think for sure.

So they are basically glorified waitresses.
How do you look in a skirt?

>tease programmers to get them to wageslave more
>still won't fuck them
Sounds incredibly demoralizing, no wonder they're killing themselves. If you're gonna dangle pussy in front of them at least let them at it, otherwise fuck off and let them work

>cheerleader duties said to include buying breakfast, chit-chat, and ping-pong
Chit-chat and ping-pong are nice ladies I’m sure.

only if I get my own personal human fleshlight I don't want to share with my cowoerks.