/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1507

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youtu.be/zuMH3u0OLhA?t=38

Oh no no no no no russianbros wtf

theync.com/russian-gets-stabbed-by-ukrainian-soldier.htm

Hello sirs! Hope all of you are well

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PUTIN WILL BE ASSASSINATED BY A RUSSIAN GENERAL

So when Navalny becomes president of Russia in a month do you think he's going to change the flag to pic related?

I hope so. The current flag is way too tainted.

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Hi vatniks. I just want to remind you that life in the West is extremely satisfying and comfy, even your oligarchs with their families live here.
Here's an ukie refugee getting 5x your salary, just by being a refugee.
files.catbox.moe/fny6hg.MP4
Keep seething and coping, also tongue my anus.
Shalom.

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Good morning, sirs.

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Z
youtu.be/DbBB1j5qAFs

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butthurt polacks lolol

that flag fucking sucks. Up there with the tranny flag

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>commiting war crimes
Sorry, but that only makes me feel like nuking Ukraine is justified

Need Any Forums to fact check Jewish German news very quick

Headline says Russians claimed that guy was killed and that he is the best sniper in the world?

Did Russians really claim that?

And what makes him the best sniper in the world? Dude looks trans

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Laugh at hohol IT department seething while we stay comfy

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North Macedonia

Spain has inflation through the roof and empty shelves kek

PUTIN WAS ASSASSINATED BY A RUSSIAN GENERAL THE FUNERAL OF WHICH PUTIN WAS ATTENDING

new drops soon fr fr?

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>370245872
You sound awfully cocky for someone within Kalibr range.
Oh, right, it’s just a VPN

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And then we'd cobalt nuke the USA and the Anglo.

Z

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Holy shit from what thread is this?
Actually let me try

looks like something a libshit tranny would came up with. Dismissed

Is anyone advancing anywhere? I hear chatter of Kherson counter offensives but assume it's imaginary as usual?

>Navalny becomes president of Russia
You have to be 18 to vote in Russia

>.mp4
>some pennies
I have 3k usd a month income
btw, i happy for uki whores, easy life for your taxes

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there are no russian generals left

Glory to Arstotzka!

I'm just sad that if WW3 starts that I might not get to see the cool mil-surp that comes after every major war.

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>Did Russians really claim that?
some shitposts on twitter claimed it
i don't remember anything from a official or semi official source

>sanction Russia
>fuck your own energy supply
>fuck your people with unbelievable cost of living and inflation that is already becoming unaffordable for many with prices set to rise by upto 80% in Autumn.
>cause a global food shortage that will effect around 800mn people by November 2022
>Ruble is now skyrocketing to above pre war level and China and India will aid Russia's financial situation caused by the west.
>Domestic production soaring
>Italy submits to paying in Rubles
>Putin's popularity is soaring at home as confirmed by a pro western pollster.

NATO fucked up and they know it.

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>meme was on point

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>marble counterptop, melamin cabinets, nice tablecloth, "fancy" black dish, ceramic floors, salmon
Do you sell drugs or ass?

It was a piece of fake news spread by some not very cautious telegramers and twitters. Many didn't jump to conclusions though. Plus the story was weird in the first place - killed on first day in Mariupol which by that time was already surrounded.

Wali is a Canadian hero who can kill 40 people or more in a day. War on terror #1 vet.

The Russians are scared shitless of him and made up a lie that he got killed on his first day. But Wali proved them wrong and did an interview.

I bet he's killed hundreds of filthy Moskals already. Maybe 1 of the 8 dead generals was his work. Who knows?

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Tried to translate copypasta gone wrong don't care.

squeeze - steal
YAO - Nuclear weapon
Yanyk - Yanykovich
Promka - industry
GDP - Putin

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I kind of like it actually, I don't support the shit it stands for though

Paper please

do not believe the western lies, russia #1 big stronk

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Maybe russian and ukrainian forces are having a truce drinking vodka and eating pork

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SOVL-less globohomo flag
If he wants to go for a Novgorod vibe he should at the very least keep the bears

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theonion.com/putin-learns-putin-behind-plot-to-assassinate-putin-1819590815

I used to micspam that song on Squad.
Shit was fucking funny as hell.

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yep, they knew what would happen. They'll take any chance to make us suffer

Did you hear the russian scream when the ukrainian took the knife out of his eye socket? Ouch!

>98 posts
>I didn't read any of them
lol
>cause a global food shortage that will effect around 800mn people by November 2022
THIS
THIS is what I'm waiting for.

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It's unironically made by a libshit tranny ("""genderfluid""")

here you are, sir.

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>Implying the NATO-Ukrainian occupation government is going to let the naturally-fascist Moskals vote

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People posted in these threads that he was dead, we always posted le chicken of proofs.png and said GTFO. Sad false flag most likely.
He's not sniping anyone on the Polish border - where he is - that's for fucking sure.

what did monke mean by this

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The Ukrainian army uses DHL trucks so whats your point?
Plus we dont really know how the ukrainian army compares considering they don't have the need to spray a Z over it

That was a Ukrainian fighter jet shot down on first day of the invasion.

Didnt watch it,
Nope.

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you fucking bild reading reatard

Nigger

I'm worried frens, If Finland joins Nato whats the worst case scenario and best case and finally most realistic case

>from hosting the World Cup to being kicked out of the World Cup
I fucking hate it so much, the polish whore stole her spot

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trannies can only design flags with pink, blue and white. Dead giveaway

>>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
Anyone got some proofs? This sounds fun

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Z!

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it's footage from gta: san andreas. this is CJ from grove street.

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KEK absolutely based

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Worst case scenario: nukes
Best case scenario: nudes
Most realistic scenario: nothing

>that one "German" retard who thinks other German news are somehow better or less Kiked than Bild when the only difference is that Bild is faster
Every German still bluepilled on the state of Germany deserves to get executed.

The pro-Ukraine propaganda is so ridiculous how come the normalfags are buying it?

You will have to write another song about how you lost some land but still have Helsinki this time.
youtu.be/uMszu_VgMfY

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Yeah I sell pot, the other kind of pot I mean

cute+adorable+Z+fukken saved

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I actually like our 1991-1993 flag more.
Also Navalny will die in prison this year.

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this one is a classic

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Thanks baker
I am going to have some Dutch orange windmill goat cheese with this bread

>Navalny becomes president
President of the prison queen club maybe lmao.
The guy has been a political corpse ever since his cucking of the 2012 protests and snitching on Tesak became public knowledge.

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eet smakelijk!

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HAHAHAHA, when did this happen?

Aww, cmon don't put my hopes up with promises of ww3

>boomer rhetoric
glowniggers really are seething

If you do it quick enough they won't do shit unless it wants WW3. Same as Sweden. Or are the Russians able to multitask on a whim?

It's more realistic than Black Panther and most of them believed that was real

The truth hurts huh?

Every expert and all objective fact is on Ukraine's side. Sorry to say it buddy (actually not sorry) - but there's no hope for Russia now.

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I can imagine war between russia and finland breaking out and finnish shils being like
"WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN WINTER WAR WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!!"

>how come the normalfags are buying it?
it's almost like propaganda was designed for normalfags. be proud you aren't falling for it.

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These threads got me to play GF and idk how I feel about that.

Which is why the press/intelligence community in the west is acting extremely desperate. Eventually people will stop buying it and start looking inward, towards the cancerous ruling elite leading them to ruin.

Heb je vandaag pannekoeken gegeten?

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new info on russian troops

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Nice edge there.

Not any different from how ISIS behaved, or drug dealers here and in cartels. They all have one thing in common. All are scum.

Special military operation in Finland and baltic states

He looks JUSTED though

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/chug/sisters...

He's right with the second statement.

Don't blame the Russians for thinking the Ukrainians weren't stupid enough to destroy their whole country for globohomo

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Z!!

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>doesn't not provide any of those "objective facts"

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ja

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welcone to FWO, brit.

Holy fuck, I hate plebbitors so damn much, they utterly disgust me to the core. And why would the hohols get Kaliningrad, it's rightful Lithuanian clay!

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just walk it off

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HOLY SHIT THE EXPERT OPINIONS ARE IN

This one right ?

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based

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Dankjewel!

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Lmfao Rusanons, I just found out that Varg Vikernes has recently been added to "Mirotvorets" database for supporting Z.

His level of basedness is practically impossible to reach at this point.

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