/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1505

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> Russia, China moving toward 'just, democratic world order': Lavrov
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considers selling oil, grain, metals, fertiliser, coal and timber in roubles - Deadline delayed, rumors Germany has accepted to negotiate
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time
>Azov: "Russians are acting like Nazis"
>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
>Shelling in Kiev, strikes on Chernigov - Medinsky warned: no ceasefire was called
>Ukraine whines Russia is using peace talks to replenish, rotate troops, satellite imagery shows no withdrawing
>Peace talks concluded in Turkey, formal Ukrainian offer relayed - Medinsky clarified: offer won't be accepted
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4

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lrv.lt/lt/naujienos/patvirtintas-lietuvai-priesisku-valstybiu-sarasas
latimes.com/business/story/2022-03-24/russian-stock-marke-resumes-trading-under-heavy-restrictions
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Putin is going to cuck out and just take Donbas, then hand everything back to Ukraine and NATO right?

Even though it seems like Russians might actually have a strong hand right now in the economy war part

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Post cute girls

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FIRST FOR ŚWINIOBICIE

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>Still no Donmak in Serbia
Why live bros?

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So what's actually happening in the war?

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Z

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all part of the plan - Z

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russian regular attacks azov fighter, mariupol (march 2022)

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Z

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nah he will landlock Ukraine at least

bullets go pew

Question to ponder
How does a color blind person differentiate Scandinavian country flags?

>Putin is going to cuck out and just take Donbas, then hand everything back to Ukraine and NATO right?
Pretty much.
Copium junkies and lahtafags will still somehow find a way to spin it as a victory tho.
>W-well we never wanted Novorossiya anyway h-haha

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march 11th was a while ago, rubl is now higher than it was before the war lol

we must secure the existence of literal brown muslim hordes

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So what the fuck is all this about Ukraine taking back Chuhuiv?
Did the counter attacks actually accomplish something or are the hohols taking credit for more Russian humanitarian work?

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I don't fucking know what to show you there's no centralized concentrated butthurt it just spread out EVERYWHERE
RT telegram channel reporting it got hit the hardest
And you're unironically right

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Z

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Oh god, why do I have a feeling the card actually works if I import it

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>Kiev
>Novorossiya

>370234899
>article written by br*wn f*male
Opinion discarded

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>half the economy gone, even though foreign investors still are not allowed to sell
nothin personnel, vatnig

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Being an Orc is based. Stop trying to pretend you're some civilized European, and embrace your Euroasian orcishness!

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who has the "give me more sanctions" meme

What svinorez means?
>tfw im staying here too much i can memorize some of the character

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much more comfy.

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Ignore this pole shill he's been crying for past few threads.

>lahtafags
Oпa, к нaм пopaшa пpoтeклa.

see

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This means the same number of dead Ukrainians but more dead Africans and fewer dead Russians. On balance, seems like a good deal

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Have the Russians even responded to the Ukrainian proposal with anything but more shellings?

Ukraine is using redditors for cannon fodder, Russia is using niggers. I fail to see much difference.

This one?

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How can the ukies counter attack without air support?
Absolute cope

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>Ignore this pole shill he's been crying for past few threads.
i was a CIA glownigger just two threads ago. what happened, jamal d'emarcus?

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>Chechen special forces in Rubizhne.

youtu.be/fYBUskM5X2c

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>stock market is the economy
Bro. Remove the flag. I know your an American on the left coast with a take like that.

>Indeed, I haven't seen any reports regarding it and no one here seems to know either so I'm going to assume it is not public information. On the other hand it makes it harder to judge whether Putin cucked out or not which is apparently the argument of the day.
Absolutely. And that Pre-supposes there is a final agreement at all, and not pic related. Best to wait and see, but I'm inclined to believe Putin, as a run-of-the-mill 19th century statesman, is likely to get the best of the shreiking harpies who run our rules-based international order.

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t.me/istorijaoruzija/50091
Pretty cool firefight between azov and an RU apc I think

pig slaughter (cutting)

Even in Russia's worst case (barring WWIII), Kherson and the Donbas will de facto be independent of Ukraine

>what's actually happening in the war?
files.catbox.moe/4554f9.mp4

Cвин / svin = pig
peз / rez = (to) cut

Lit. it's "pig cutter", but "pigslaughter" would be a more correct translation.

Z !

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Unironically can I buy Gazprom shares as a random western NEET?

You might as well be since you serve their purposes.

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dugin confirms, russians are not white.

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>foreign investors still are not allowed to sell
You are a stupid nigger without a brokerage account.
FOREIGN INVESTORS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO SELL
THEY ARE NO ALLOWED TO BUY
THAT IS WHY ALL RUS ETFs ARE 96% CASH

You poor toilet cleaner.

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and a link
t.me/rt_russian/102798

I'm not even saying that's a bad thing you retards

GOD DANGIT BOBBY

>past few threads
past few weeks more like

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Hey guys, any big changes today? I saw russia broke through in donbass so I'm guessing maps are gonna change more in the east now

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> i was a CIA glownigger just two threads ago. what happened, jamal d'emarcus?
You demonstrated you don’t have the minimum IQ required to be a glowie

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How the fuck is this meant to demonstrate anything?

t. Liu Zhao Bei

>mfw as soon as Zelensky conceded Crimea, DPR and LPR, his own troops (banderites) are going to kill him.

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I hope our government starts some big shit like a new space program when everything is over.

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What does the Z stand for?

>Chechens are coming
Its over...

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thank you serb bro
Kosove je serbia

Lithuania has announced a list of hostile countries, and I must say, I am just as amused as I am perplexed. So the list goes:
>Russia
>Belarus
The following got me just like "what?"
>Annexed Crimea
>Transnistria
>Abhasia
>South Ossetia
Okay, what is the deal with the last 3? How are they hostile to my country? Hahahaha... it's just stupid. On another hand, China andTaiwan was one of the key talking points last year. Why it's not on the hostile country list, hmmm? Oh I know, it's too dangerous to play with the Chinese. Fucking pathetic, I say.

Source (in Lithuanian): lrv.lt/lt/naujienos/patvirtintas-lietuvai-priesisku-valstybiu-sarasas

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i bet you also think 20% interest rates, freezing investments and shutting down the stock exchange indefinitely also does nothing for the economy, because it's just complicated numbers and big words that go way way over your little monke head.

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Z

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>Kherson
Will they fucking hurry up and declare the KHPR already?

Zunny

Come to think about it, I did play orc race in some MMORPGs in the past.
I didn't like them in WoW though, even though I played them. Warcraft orcs are cringy pussies after WC3. I liked them in 2.

Russians are big Zorro fans

fucking kys already

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That's what I'm asking about monkey man.

>370235775
Zneed

WOMP WOMP

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I wonder if the Azov have any NLAWs left. I doubt it if Russians are being so forward with their armour.

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Russia lost
get over it

Hi Rusbros, I have a small request but only if you want to, can you please do something to a couple of western glowniggers? It would result in a delicious harvest of salt and I am sure there would be plenty to share.

Lol @ beardless Dugin.

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>it was real in my mind

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>Okay, what is the deal with the last 3? How are they hostile to my country?
They are pro-russia.

Seems like it's the relative calm before the shitstorm starts in donabss

Like, they have this one side and there's this dude and, like, he went like, "gosh you guys are so lame and Nazis and stuff" and then the other dudes were like, "dude, you're so lame, why are you so lame" and they really got angry, like for real, and now they're fighting or something and everyone's mad and yelling, like, they're clearly super serious about this and then the one guy started throwing punches and everyone was like, "that's super not cool, bro" and, like, the other dude said that the other guy started it, but like everyone basically says he didn't and then another guy said he wouldn't hang out with that one dude anymore and, like, BRO it's super fucked up.

>FOREIGN INVESTORS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO SELL
>THEY ARE NO ALLOWED TO BUY
R E T A R D
>Foreigners cannot sell and traders are barred from short-selling, or betting prices will fall.
latimes.com/business/story/2022-03-24/russian-stock-marke-resumes-trading-under-heavy-restrictions

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