/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1499

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▶Latest
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>Germany will pay for gas using Gazprom Bank as euro-to-rouble intermediary
>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considering selling oil, grain, metals, fertiliser, coal and timber in roubles
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time
>Azov: "Russians are the Nazis of the 21st Century"
>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
>Shelling in Kiev, strikes on Chernigov - Medinsky warned: no ceasefire was called
>Ukraine whines Russia is using peace talks to replenish, rotate troops, satellite imagery shows no withdrawing
>Peace talks concluded in Turkey, formal Ukrainian offer relayed - Medinsky clarified: offer won't be accepted
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days

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▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
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▶/chug/
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rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Audio thread

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files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/i3we4s.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtu.be/baYR383V1fY
streamable.com/1l0i7l
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NO GAS FOR RUBLES
LMAO
WE LITERALLY CAN'T STOP LOSING

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streamable.com/4qd2qi
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>PERSONAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=6jFaoLrLzd4

(Z)

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Nothing ever happens

Market loved the German announcement. Rouble insta-stronger.

▶WEBM PLUS

>DPR ATGM fitting through a small window (NEW!!)
files.catbox.moe/u0abyz.mp4

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Other translations
>Kot rescued from Mariupol airport
files.catbox.moe/6er64n.mp4 (NEW)
>Donetsk house shelled
files.catbox.moe/2b41si.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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I'm here only for the loli porn that is posted every thread. I don't care about Russia or Ucraine.

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I’m having a shitty day!

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>files.catbox.moe/i3we4s.mp4
Novorossian Marines share their thoughts about the war (NOT comfy footage)
Now fully subtitled.

I hope I didn't mess up the encoding this time.

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Soon

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>SAM "TOR-M1" destroys ukranian drone in the Kharkiv region. (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/dkc8vw.mp4

>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

kek you guys really do love kots

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Reposting,
Is Abkhazia joining Russia too?

sniff sniff

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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>The United States withdrew its Navy from the Black Sea due to the events in Ukraine, there are no decisions on the timing of their return yet - the Pentagon.
How about uhh...never?

I want to refute, b-but... i just cant...

Thank you for baking!

>Azov: "Russians are the Nazis of the 21st Century"

These puppets are funny.

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ryZa!

Always try to think for the reason behind something. If you just assume incompetence you will almost always get the wrong conclusion. There's always a goal / reason, even if that goal is misguided or a bad choice.

Any Karameldansen today in Chernigov?

Condensed milk is pretty good overall, yeah.

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Is Russia cucking on gas or not? I can't understand these complicated deal arrangements.

youtu.be/baYR383V1fY

Market has spoken. Russia won the sanctions game

God I love Kim, glory to Korea

Yes most likely. It's strange timing though, since their car import will fall under sanctions now

its actually not such a good thing to rapidly implement gas only for rubles. Russian economy does not need many imports but exports quite a bit, if ruble gets too valuable russian gas exports become less competitive.

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Realistically how much longer do you all foresee this conflict going on? Before summer ends? Until next year? This week?

Does someone have the webm of the Ukie plane being shot down?

It's not very impressive (just a path of smoke far away sky) but still

why are ukrainian kikes like this?

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kek

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Jesus christ, wait for the contract stipulations to come out. if its pegged to a rouble price its just germany saving face

Good evening.
Is it true that Poutine cucked out of the gas-for-rubles plan?

streamable.com/1l0i7l
Steiner's finally on his way. Happening imminent.

>US Navy in Back Sea
What did I miss?

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Vatniks tongue my anus

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>liberashka is e-begging for attention
Classic

>kike
this one glows

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Nah, the Germans are just doing it with extra steps now

Ruble is almost back to pre war value. Russia definitely won

Remember that the Russian economy was supposed to collapse if the war lasted more than two weeks

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Is Genshin Impact worth downloading ?
i havent played it in year

"-What about this swastika tattoo?"
"-Uhh... it's a hinduistic symbol."

idk which one you're talking about, this?
i.4cdn.org/pol/1648658716942.webm

One Country, Two Systems could unironically work out for Korea but that would require the Americans to leave South Korea since the North Koreans (rightfully) don't trust the Americans

Rouble stronger following the announcement

It allows Germany to save face (w-we paid Gazprom Bank in euros), it allows Russia to save face (Germany is buying roubles from Gazprom Bank, we are receiving roubles), but it also allows Russia to bypass sanctions

I'd say Russia won 4-1