/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1233

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>Poland plans to completely give up Russian oil by the end of the year, coal - no later than April-May
>US official says Putin is being misinformed about how poorly Russian military is doing because advisers "are too afraid to tell him the truth.”
>Putin demands Mariupol surrender to end shelling
>Russia won't demand immediate switch to rouble gas payments; still pays Ukraine for gas transit
>Reports of explosions at arsenal near Belgorod
>Russia reports to "rule out using nuclear weapons over Ukraine conflict"
>Peace talks in Turkey possibly making some progress
>Abramovich poisoned, recovered
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

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web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source, 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers KIA, 16,153 injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports.day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_weapon
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/362743306
archive.4plebs.org/pol/chunk/362743306/#362743306
twitter.com/Dirty_Snob/status/1508555382305734657
isw.pub/RusCampaignMar29
map.army/?ShareID=1009776&UserType=RO-Lb4GEQgw
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
t.me/ukr_pics
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG
understandingwar.org/publications
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
360tv-ru.translate.goog/news/mir/rossijskie-voennye-vypolnili-vse-osnovnye-zadachi-na-kievskom-i-chernigovskom-napravlenijah-minoborony/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp
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Sneed

>all i ever got are negative banans

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Can anyone share Any Forums sticky about Ukraine.
I cant find it in archives

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>US official says Putin is being misinformed about how poorly Russian military is doing because advisers "are too afraid to tell him the truth
This seems a bit cartoonish, no?

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What's the situation? been gone for a few days

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Hmmmm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_weapon

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/362743306

Chug is in copium overload after Turkey talks
>also i made Marichka template

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>Russia won't demand immediate switch to rouble gas payments; still pays Ukraine for gas transit

Was playing chicken and losing part of the plan?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/chunk/362743306/#362743306

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twitter.com/Dirty_Snob/status/1508555382305734657
Is this real lmao

I will always find funny that "marica/marika" means "faggot" in Spanish.

life is often more absurd than any made up story
but this could be fake still
would be better if it isn't

Russians are doing very good job at dying. And Mariupol is captured for 10th time.
>Also they say they retreat, but keep dying.

They know Europe wouldn't pay, so why just cut off the 100 million dollars a day?

Thnx

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standard procedure for USSR advisers during the cold war
Never change a working system

>Prev:
>▶Day 35
>▶Daily battlefield assessment isw.pub/RusCampaignMar29
>▶Map
>map.army/?ShareID=1009776&UserType=RO-Lb4GEQgw
>
>▶Latest
>>Poland plans to completely give up Russian oil by the end of the year, coal - no later than April-May
>>US official says Putin is being misinformed about how poorly Russian military is doing because advisers "are too afraid to tell him the truth.”
>>Putin demands Mariupol surrender to end shelling
>>Russia won't demand immediate switch to rouble gas payments; still pays Ukraine for gas transit
>>Reports of explosions at arsenal near Belgorod
>>Russia reports to "rule out using nuclear weapons over Ukraine conflict"
>>Peace talks in Turkey possibly making some progress
>>Abramovich poisoned, recovered
>>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides
>
>▶Livestreams
>youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
>▶Telegram Channels
>rentry.org/telosint
>t.me/s/strelkovii
>t.me/ukr_pics
>▶INTELLIGENCE
>web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source, 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers KIA, 16,153 injured)
>odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
>understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports.day)
>oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)

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360tv-ru.translate.goog/news/mir/rossijskie-voennye-vypolnili-vse-osnovnye-zadachi-na-kievskom-i-chernigovskom-napravlenijah-minoborony/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Russian military completed all main tasks in Kiev and Chernihiv directions - Ministry of Defense

the fact that mariupol is still holding out is ridiculous, even leningrad had some minimal resupply over the lake during the siege

I actually believe it, with how much money that has been embezzled and stolen from the military, it would make sense that they keep the lie going. But we won't know the truth until after all of this is over. I don't like to get ahead of myself.

BREAKING

>BREAKING (TASS): German Chancellor Scholz and Russian President Putin have agreed to hold talks on gas purchases for roubles.

kek

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>This seems a bit cartoonish, no?
when a man can order you killed at any moment, doesn't that merit caution?

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>I actually believe it, with how much money that has been embezzled and stolen from the military, it would make sense that they keep the lie going. But we won't know the truth until after all of this is over. I don't like to get ahead of myself.

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>"Anti sugar factory explosion services"

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Russian state media announced that they are finished with phase 1 (despite not doing anything of note) and now focussing on liberating Donbass. The whole idea of trying to take Kyiv? according to shills, it was a diversionary operation. The russians sent their best troops to die to take a city they never wanted, just so their shit troops could dig in at the territory they already have. Also, Russian officials say they will cut back military operations at Kyiv to make sure the peace talks go smoothly, despite everyone with half a brain knowing that they are simply trying to regroup.

Mariupol still stands btw

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> (OP)
>>US official says Putin is being misinformed about how poorly Russian military is doing because advisers "are too afraid to tell him the truth
>This seems a bit cartoonish, no?

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SECOND ARMY IN THE WORLD

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Delivering bad news (that is your fault) to a guy that can kill you with 0 consequences is bad for long-term health so you massage things to be more palatable.

Then when things don't improve you massage some more. "Good" corrupt politicians can do this in such a way that they're never lying but the picture they paint is 100% wrong. USSR during WW2 was famous for this and continued throughout the USSR.

>>"Anti sugar factory explosion services"

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>KEK good to know
In slavic its Mapiчкa

In Russia, bearers of bad news get punished and made responsible for the mess.
They've been like that since the tsars, all the way through USSR, now back to tsars.

Is any of the shit going on in Russia real or is it all ukie psyops?
I mean beside the one explosion.

>
>Delivering bad news (that is your fault) to a guy that can kill you with 0 consequences is bad for long-term health so you massage things to be more palatable.
>
>Then when things don't improve you massage some more. "Good" corrupt politicians can do this in such a way that they're never lying but the picture they paint is 100% wrong. USSR during WW2 was famous for this and continued throughout the USSR.

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>twitter.com/Dirty_Snob/status/1508555382305734657
The Academy already announced that these actors can only be compete for the 2023 Oscars

Got you bro

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Bayraktar is kill :(

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>In Russia, bearers of bad news get punished and made responsible for the mess.
>They've been like that since the tsars, all the way through USSR, now back to tsars.

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Any recommendations?

>Delivering bad news (that is your fault)
This.
They stole the money that was supposed to pay for influencing Ukraine, but still reported that Ukrainians are now friendly to Russia, becaues they didn't think anyone would face-check it.

>Putin pussied out of the gas embargo
What a cuck. That's giving us more time to become independent of him.
If China's and Russia's master plan is to make Western countries more independent of them while also uniting them, they are fucking retarded.

>
>>twitter.com/Dirty_Snob/status/1508555382305734657
>The Academy already announced that these actors can only be compete for the 2023 Oscars

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This

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> Anonymous (ID: fviT+0iA) 03/30/22(Wed)17:27:15 No.370163910▶
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>> (OP) (OP)
>>>US official says Putin is being misinformed about how poorly Russian military is doing because advisers "are too afraid to tell him the truth
>>This seems a bit cartoonish, no?

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Dear churkas!
Can you explain why LDPRQ+ are called people's republics if they are totalitarian onions states?

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>beside the one explosion
What else supposedly happened?

>NOOO NOT THE SUGAR

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Well he is a half jewish monkey.

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doesn't totally look like blunts being fired

Evacuations. Or so I heard.

>Anonymous (ID: fviT+0iA) 03/30/22(Wed)17:29:22 No.370164157▶
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>>>twitter.com/Dirty_Snob/status/1508555382305734657
>>The Academy already announced that these actors can only be compete for the 2023 Oscars

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A COMPUTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOU-

Seethe vatnik.
Oh and keep sending the people fucking you over gas.

BREAKING

>Slovakia just now announces it is expelling 35 Russian diplomats.