/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1481

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
Be aware that memeflags, british and americans are banned from baking due to splitting attempts. Sorry for the inconvenience

▶Latest
>Vatican was the first in Europe to pay Russia for gas in rubles
>Moscow Deploys Some Of Its Forces To Eastern Ukraine
>US: "no real seriousness from Russia" regarding peace talks, repositioning not withdrawing
>Big explosion in ammo depot in Belgorod
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Audio thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/h4d6re.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
youtu.be/EdZYyoqlktg
youtube.com/watch?v=CpMjqAho6So
youtube.com/watch?v=uYNYep93tgM
reuters.com/business/energy/germany-declares-early-warning-potential-gas-supply-disruptions-2022-03-30/
youtu.be/KW0nyPCQbjY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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1st for NEET gang gang

>ywn slaughter hoholians and return to mother russia to be embraced by your femboyfriend

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Reminder that the war is over according to /uhg/

March 20: "They broke the siege of Mariupol"
March 25: "Kherson was retaken"
March 29: "Russia surrendered. The war is over" (many celebrations)

It's just awkward now that none of that happened.

press ꑭ to piss on commies

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these threads aren't comfy at all. they move too fast

Needs a fact check, bros: France allegedly will resume handing out touristic visa for Russian citizens from April 1st.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

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Mariupol Kot adventure
Now fully subtitled for your viewing pleasure.

files.catbox.moe/h4d6re.mp4

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And that's a good thing.

>Dick's car doesn't have a Z on it
ftfy

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Blessings upon the Swiss baker

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user... We keep telling you, that's a femboy(female)... There's no trap dick there

what's the difference between ugh and chug?

huge thanks for tireless baking swiss bro

Very pleasant evening /chug/

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Do the world a favor..death to niggers

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4 (404 DEAD, REQUESTING)

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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If you need a serious question answered, post it at the start of a new bake. Otherwise just enjoy the ride.

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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HAHAHAHA FUCK NAZIS!!!

Z

Low pressure on this lad

nah, I'm comfy, and you're an amerimutt

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So how do you fellow /chug/gers see this whole gas situation developing? I think its all posturing, the west will ether cuck and pay the russkies, or they suffer in the near future, just to get fucked over by the mutts with higher prices.

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I pissed inside your mom. She's a very nice lady though. I just do things for her your father never could. I'm sorry to tell you about it this way. Also, you should wash your sheets when you get home.

it's audio only for some reason

▶WEBM PLUS

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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>Oh you thought globohomo fake chink covid was over
lmao, its just getting started.

Dyson air purifier and headphones

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Also anons have a tendency to continue convos between threads if there's more to say.
What is so uncomfy to these boys about a speedy thread?

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Why did he lose?

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Prostate issues happen.

Z!

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Vatican already exchanged 10 million euros to rubles.
Even if they don't all cuck, enough Euro states will buy the gas and just sell it to the rest of Europe.

HAHAHAHA DEAD WHITE PEOPLE!!!

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can't compare to yesterday's speed with all the early Ukrop celebration that didn't materialize

We are close to #1488

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youtu.be/EdZYyoqlktg

Hello fren, didn't see that one, saved.

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ANNOUNCEMENT:
it has to my attention that there is a certain homosexual arab monitoring this thread for information to complete the third installment of his 4channel essay.
Please be on your best behavior.

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Yeah, if you download and open it in a media player (I tried in mpv), it's fine, but in chromium the video doesn't show.

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Is that a Su or Mig Chan now ? Noice!

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>Vatican was the first in Europe to pay Russia for gas in rubles
hahaha the jews getting ahead of the curve one more time

>Hey goys. Putin got his picture taken with some Jews once. Therefore he's a Jew and/or also a Jew lover.
Why are shills like this?

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I would rather bet on our oligarh cuckpedalling to keep the spice flowing

PUTLER SISTERS... WERE WINNING!!

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you're literally a wagie spreading russian disinfo for the krelim, i'm just a comfy neet.

>commies
Huh. Did time freeze at the 1991 mark for you neocons?

>air purifier
What, any qrd on this?

New Patrick
youtube.com/watch?v=CpMjqAho6So
youtube.com/watch?v=CpMjqAho6So
youtube.com/watch?v=CpMjqAho6So
CRP live soon
youtube.com/watch?v=uYNYep93tgM
youtube.com/watch?v=uYNYep93tgM
youtube.com/watch?v=uYNYep93tgM

too fast?: the shills havnet even started their daily crusade

/uhg/ is sponsored by George soros

Oh hey that one is missing from the filter, thanks user.

May Allah burn that faggot amin ya rabbal alamin

GAS NEWS
reuters.com/business/energy/germany-declares-early-warning-potential-gas-supply-disruptions-2022-03-30/
>Germany triggered an emergency plan to manage gas supplies on Wednesday that could see Europe's largest economy ration power if a standoff over a Russian demand to pay for fuel with roubles disrupts or halts supplies.
>The Kremlin signalled on Wednesday it could widen the demand for rouble payments to other commodities including oil, grain, fertilisers, coal and metals
>Berlin's unprecedented move is the clearest sign yet that the European Union is preparing for Moscow to cut gas supplies to the region unless it gets payment in roubles
>Habeck told a news conference that Germany's gas supplies were safeguarded for now but he urged consumers and companies to reduce consumption, saying that "every kilowatt hour counts".
>Even without the threat of gas shortages, Germany is at risk of recession as exploding energy costs have hammered industry, forcing some steel producers to curtail production. The government's council of economic advisers on Wednesday more than halved their growth forecast for this year to 1.8%

THATS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

henlo fren
BASED Yui poster
I love Yui.

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I wish every hohol a very happy annihilation, same for the troons and the globohomos in general.

Also Z!

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Glowies are now making Alpha-chan's hentai to smear her.

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I hate jews

Z

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hand-made leaflet. but france may allow its propagation since they might need a backup narrative just in case russia goes on with the rubles for oil thing and they (france) decides to stop worsening relations

youtu.be/KW0nyPCQbjY
The goyim muzzle.
Dampens background noise so you can only consume the latest globohomo

Breathe in gay brap smells.

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kek

Its kalibr

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