The HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE has found something. What is it, /pol?
NASA to make "unprecedented" discovery announcement at 11:30 EST
Henry King
Alexander Howard
>It's blue
I think we all know what that means
Thomas Sanders
It's F U C K I N G N O T H I N G
We found vague evidence of maybe alieoons! Woah! Amaze! Much supreme!
Fucking useless organization.
Justin Gomez
It’ll be aliens communicating the transcendent right of racial and gender equality.
Carson Peterson
Every time I see threads like this it is always something retarded we already knew. Science niggers deserve the bullet.
James Stewart
>Blue Eisenhower November
Colton Davis
Project blue beans
Robert Collins
A sober irishman?
Blake Reyes
>OMG A HECKIN PLANET WITH TWO OF THE SEVERAL MILLION REQUIREMENTS FOR LIFE A GORILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY!
I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE
Daniel Jones
a nigger free galaxy?
Christopher Powell
NASA has discovered space is fake.
Andrew Harris
Nonsense!
Jackson Reed
based
Blake Sullivan
It'll be something extremely boring like a buildup of some element in a place where it's not supposed to be, then in 6 months they'll figure out there was an issue with the telescope and it was actually nothing.
Wyatt Carter
There's space station full of niggers asking for gibs.
Joseph White
Project blue sneed
Nathan Evans
THIS.
"NASA discovered ice on a fucking rock somewhere the fuck shit, big advancement for science."
Logan Carter
Probably a blurry picture of something that means there possibly maybe some sort of chemical on a planet or other boring shit.
Sebastian Evans
The pronouns of the first trannie galaxy.
Jordan Rodriguez
they found distant nigger cock
Luke Myers
The international space station is useless.
Sebastian Moore
uanus
Owen Parker
You tried.
Nicholas Robinson
Is this one of those "world-shaking" announcements NASA makes, then nothing happens, and then they make the same announcement again every couple of years?
Lincoln Cook
Space whales
Jayden Moore
the earth is flat retards nasa tells nothing but lies
australia africa and south america don't even exist they're just breeding brown people in labs
thats why there where no niggers prior to 1500s
Cooper Barnes
The HUBBLE has found it can only kiss itself in a mirror
Mason Hernandez
it's an ASHDTV or a giant penis, one or the other. maybe even a vagina.
William Nguyen
>NASA to make "unprecedented" discovery
>we have found bacteria on X
nothing ever happens
Carson Sanchez
Air bubbles.
Robert Diaz
they've discovered that there is an even greater need for more women & minorities at NASA so they've decided to double salaries for women & triple for black women
Ethan Davis
>the fungus among us
Samuel Gutierrez
And “brought” it here.
> oopsie
> you see, Goyim, the bacteria got accidentally released
David Young
It's every other month with the bullshit.
Some rocks
Possible rogue planet
Asteroid coming close
Sun shit
Exoplanet
Mars shit
Something seen with space binoculars
Plan to do this
Did this
Blah blah blah
Christopher Lewis
I mean if they found bacteria that would be pretty fucking cool.
Henry Bailey
Insider here: The Sun has changed gender
Robert Parker
Brody Peterson
earthlike planet capable of supporting life in a nearby system
Isaiah Scott
> Aliens, Goyim!
Josiah Taylor
they discovered alien erectile dysfunction on mars. slowclap.
David Smith
Found the fame moon lander in Greenland.
Austin Nguyen
A beam of light that is shaded blue
Ukraine is too played out now, we going to be grainy pics of Ayys until the Super Black Friday and Great Rugpull.
Alexander Phillips
I guess it would be 1 degree over "we found your moms fart on uranus"
Lucas Watson
>"We've discovered that diversity isn't, in fact, our strength."
John Gutierrez
Unicron
Anthony Watson
They found new Hunter dick pics on the deleted partition. I'm fucking STOKED. #IHLS
Easton Turner
225 more minutes
Samuel Lopez
Let's not forget ye olde:
>super dooper mega wolf super moon
shit we seem to be seeing every 2-3 weeks. Big lol.
Matthew Hill
James webb scope couldnt find this.
Elijah Jones
prob just ions that evidence in the past there was water in the moon. evidence enough for schizos
Jason Stewart
"Hey please notice us"
Nathaniel Roberts
>In the 1980s, the NRO had satellites and software that were capable of determining the exact dimensions of a tank gun.[22] In 2012 the agency donated two space telescopes to NASA. Despite being stored unused, the instruments are superior to the Hubble Space Telescope. One journalist observed, "If telescopes of this caliber are languishing on shelves, imagine what they're actually using."[61]
Caleb Morales
They have found a pixel which could be interpreted as an Earth like planet only 5,000,000,000,000,000 km away and the scientists are excited
Alexander Sanchez
Maybe they found a new CGI planet, or a CGI meteorite.
Hell, they might even finally have discovered CGI life in CGI space!
Henry Reyes
Heeey! I’m sober when I wake up!
Landon Flores
The Iris.
It is with us now.
Isaiah Walker
Finally NASA will confirm the earth is flat and the universe is finite. Athiests BTFO
Thomas Brooks
Climate change is affecting Mars now, so Greta wants to go there for addressing the martians.
Brandon Howard
hunter biden's laptop? oh wait, that's been entered into the congressional record, nevermind.