Aus/pol emergency bake edition

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where did this happen?

Kill all jannies. Their heads belong on spikes.

1rd

Bout fuckin time. What's wrong with you cunt?

>It's a good thing we vote LNP to protect our way of life........Right honey?

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same with all the journalists and every single MSM employee

Only beta cucks like roasties. Chinese girls are wife material and good mothers. Jews hate when white men and Chinese women marry and breed.

White women are not race loyal. Fucking every nigger and every dog they see until marrying a white cuck is not race loyal. Only pussy worshiping white knights could claim otherwise.
>but muh marriage stats
Fornication (sex before marriage) is not included in those stats. You only have to walk inside a mall or other public place to see all the roasties with their dyed blonde hair and nigger on their arm or half nigger in their stroller, absent a father.

White women are shit, and only cucks defend them. White women are shit of their choosing. They were all raised to hate niggers by their extended family. They are not children. They are responsible for their actions. God punished Eve in the garden, and thus God also dictated they are not mindless children.

Chinese women are the best wives on the planet. That is all.

I don't really want to coom and as far as I understand edging is just as bad for you right? If I could I would just coom in some vagina every day but obviously that is not an option.

Some viet cong rat tunnel in Marickville don’t judge I’m still a degenerate

Eat a tide pod. I'll barbeque your eyeballs and sell them to a goatfucker.

What is going on lads? I haven't lurked in a while and I'm stuck in a shit hole town for work

You cunts aren't going to actually vote for the LNP at this election? The Liberals are the biggest pack of obnoxious baby boomers, fucking hate the cunts

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no judgement m8. if anything its absoltely BASED

any idea on the name of the place?

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I'm a bit like that. Round 1 I almost always cum in 10 seconds or less. But I usually stay hard. I've only once just blown a load and gone limp, now that I think about it. I didn't even feel anything from cooming, just popped a gland and that was it for the night. Nearly happened another time, but the chick took me in the shower and sucked on my balls and I was fucking hard as diamonds 5 seconds later. She was a fucking pro.

I normally go between 6 and 10 times if I have a girl staying over. It's good to get that half sleep/doze going on and just fuck whenever I feel like it until she has to leave for work or pick up her kids or whatever. I'll feel like shit for a couple of days afterward, almost like over-training at the gym. A good sore feeling all over.

I haven't got laid in years tho. I seemed to be better with women when I was a fat cunt. Round and jolly, but not weak or skinnyfat. Last call at the pub I would almost always have some tart sitting on my lap and making out with me. Maybe now 'almost always' but it wasn't hard to find pussy. Guess it's time to bulk up again. Feeling kind of lonely.

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How much do you earn a week and how much is your rent?

Just curious.

BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP

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Sorry matey wouldn’t have a clue every street has a damn brothel and bottle-O

What's the difference between an echidna and a police car?
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside.

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woolies and coles killed coon just like they killed bi-lo and franklins

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What's the difference between a cop and a magician?

$2100 weekly income and $450 rent
$1600 weekly income and $650 rent
$1600 weekly income and $400 rent
$780 weekly income and $350 rent

That's me over the past few years

get fucked asio

Better than Labor bro, just vote for Clive for the meme

true, just googled marikville brothel and was surprised how many there were. i live not far so was keen to try out that one you mentioned based bro.

A magician's baton is used for cunning stunts.

Cops make drugs and child porn magically appear?

A cop's baton is used for stunning cunts.

have you read richard puseys full crime history ?

dude has been based for his whole life, as a teenager he broken into his school and stolen computers

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Is it possible for me to fake a head injury and get on DSP?

For example. I walk away from my house at night, I call the police or ambulance, tell them I was king hit and knocked unconscious and I can't remember what my attackers were wearing... 3 of them? The attacker was wearing a red shirt and black jeans with brown hair.. and then I lost consciousness... I woke up and called the police OR an ambulance, I was attacked for no reason, the last thing I can remember people walking towards me saying "hey mate" and then bam. Out cold. I have a police report done and get my discharge sheet which will show concussion because I will fake the symptoms like nausea while in there and from the on I only have to fake head trauma. Loss of memory. Problems with my emotions. Anxiety upon meeting strangers. PTSD like symptoms. I get referred to a shrink and I continue faking these issues and other issues that come from a random king hit and brain injury. Even if MRIs show nothing which they won't can I get away with this just by faking behavioural and emotional issues?

Thoughts? Could this work?

ADD or ADHD is your best bet. but might be hard to explain how as an adult you "suddenly" got ADD/ADHD

it's amusing to see you autistic retards put so much effort into getting neetbux

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Sounds familiar.
I think someone has already tried that.

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Suppose it is good banter

Dsp is a funny thing to try and get on. Sometimes useless cunts looking for attention can con their way on to it, but they will not back literally profoundly physically disabled people. It will be easier for you to probably just work ay

I didn't know you could get DSP for that.

It isn't effort. It's all free and I'm already nuts so to fake the symptoms I will just stop holding my emotions back.

How we doing tonight legends

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kek

I'd forgotten about that, what a mad lad

trianglefag?

Yeah I almost always stay hard too but it depends on how hot the sex is whether I can keep that hardness going for the second time or whether I go limp and then have to get it back up again but it doesn't take long. Good to hear I'm not the only one. Hit the gym bro. Work out your TDEE and get some muscle. Even at a level where you still look DYEL but you're actually not women pick up on it even when men don't, trust me.

Who tuned into the interview of scomo trying to farm publicity on a vic big 3 radio station today?

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abc.net.au/news/2022-03-30/alice-springs-weekend-crime-wave/100947600
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abc.net.au/news/2022-03-30/police-officer-charged-indecent-treatment-child-queensland/100951144
abc.net.au/news/2022-03-30/former-qld-water-polo-coach-guilty-indecent-treatment-child/100950188
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9news.com.au/national/hampton-park-hit-run-sole-manapori-cyclist-killed-police-investigation-melbourne-news/d0c04e2b-ecd7-422e-8cd7-c23733a8e592
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Hey niggas, election been called yet?

Friendlyjordies already did a video on that liberal senator calling out ScoMo but nothing on the whole bullying in the Labor party. He really wants people to believe he's not getting paid by Labor kek

May 14

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Scomo will leave it to the last minute

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