Post Russian predictions

Let's post examples of Russia's predictions of how the war would go.
Russia state media says Russia will annex Ukraine
scotsman.com/news/world/russian-news-agency-appears-to-accidentally-publish-article-claiming-victory-3590253

Putin says he could take Kiev in 2 weeks
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my favorite

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Fucking christ. How shameless can you get

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oh no

oh no no no not like this

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OH FUCK WHAT WAS HE THINKING HE LEFT ALL THAT MONEY ON THE TABLE

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Putin took Kiev in 6 hours. fun part here is that Russian Special Forces come and go as they like deep in Ukrainian background when bydlos are murdering own neighborhood for fun and giggles justifying the shit as "russian spy" shit.

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rubel went today back to 80 for a dollar. Russians had they valuta jumping from 70 to 150 and now to 80. Russians reporting the stats shwoing their eceonmy grew 7% up in just 2 fucking month.

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how about russian copium. Russian telegram after the withdrawal announcements. They're already finding scapegoats. They're blaming the negotiators and the "liberals". No criticism of Putin. Russians living up to their slave slav origins. They really are just brainwashed retards 1/4

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Is this what incel slavaZ fanfiction writers believe?

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"they've shat into our souls"
i think ill start using that phrase

>unironically linking Jimmy D

That would be like the "pissing into an ocean of piss", a 4chin classic.

>limit bank sales of foreign currency
>restrict withdrawal of dollars that citizens can make
>force energy companies to sell 80% of their dollars and use rubles
>don't allow foreign shareholders to sell
>burn away at your reserves to prop up your economy

yes this growth is totally organic. the ruble is totally back as an in demand currency :^)

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Note how the narrative already changed in their mind.
Now, it always has been a conquest war. No biolabs, no anti-fascists.
This is what a brainwashed slave looks like.

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Also Russian seethe. They're mad that a single bomb dare drop on Russian territory today. They have no clue what they did to deserve this type of monstrous attack. Apparently its okay for Russia to bomb Ukrainian cities until they look like Grozny but bombing one Russian military installation crosses the line and reveals the blood thirsty nature of the ukrop.

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RWA recently went on a tangent about how Russia's loss to Japan in the Russo-Japanese War wasnt that bad or even a real loss because of kill death ratio. This was after they claimed the k/d ratio was irrelevant in the winter war because Russia got land. Also, pic related as well.

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Is Eric Striker the greatest comedy writer since Bill Lind?

>what did we do to deserve this

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>what did we do to deserve this

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user, I...

Wtf I thought Ukrainians and Russians were brothers?!

>Wtf I thought Ukrainians and Russians were brothers?!
They are brothers only as long as they do what the Russians say.
Congratulations, now you know what the Russians really are.

on the moex bananaexchange?

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His Twitter post is 1/4 accurate. Lenin was funded and supported by German intelligence. Russian performance in WWI was a shitshow though except kind of against the Austrians.

When this is over and Russia has been defeated, should shills in the west - ones who provably received monies from Russia - be arrested and sent to Ukraine to work off the damage they helped cause in penal labor brigades? No pay of course.

The average Russian in the west? No, they hate Putin. They hate not being able to open bank accounts and being refused service by bars and clubs. Some places instituted passport checks and don't allow in Russians.

The average Russian in Russia? Yes, they are that retarded.

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International community service.

>Just how can they bomb us? I don't understand!
>what did we do to deserve this

Laughing

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>what does this mean?

Amazing how out of the loop these people are lol

>Just how? How can they bomb us? I don't understand.

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>Use company and central bank assets to prop up currency
Works till you run out of money.
The prices at my local exchange didn't move btw. If you want to buy dollars you need 160 Rubles. A dollar gets you around 80 Rubles.

Russia is basically what happens when your country is 80% populated by "daily FOX news watcher" levels of gullible reactionary retard

God help these rats if they ever have to fight an actually vengeful people.

How much vodka do you have to drink to brain-damage yourself to have this little self awareness?

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It seems only fair. All Russian POWs should also receive a period of unpaid forced penal labor as restitution for their crimes.

it's actually impressive how Vatnik delusions mirror the common sentiment of Germans in 1944. They too couldn't make the mental connection between starting a war and getting bombed. in their mind they were clearly good, decent people, who had done nothing to deserve this, and Germany was obviously victim of a global conspiracy.

>war between the Confederacy and Nazis
He knows

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Are these just people stupid or byproducts of fetal alcohol syndrome?

They have an ace up their sleeve: unilateral nuclear disarmament. They announce they will get rid of their stockpile in exchange for concessions from NATO.

>when they get their concessions they drop nukes onto the Anarctic, and raise sea levels by a couple meters. Its not a big deal to Russia, they have like 4 real ports. But everyone else suffers more.

Anyone have the vid where they airdrop and invade Warsaw, prague, berlin etc in 2 days. From some Russian show

can someone please post the screencap of vatniks saying that NLAWs provided by NATO were "Trillions of dollars of equipment"

The Russian people are the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity.

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I think I remember that one
The one with the tanks rolling through Berlin?

You mean Call of Duty?

Complete schizo post but let me say a few things. No one will ever trust Russian promises again in our lifetimes so any disarmament deals are retarded. Secondly nuking Antarctica will only melt a comparatively tiny amount of ice that will immediately freeze again anyway, a nuke is only hot for what, seconds? In the coldest climate on earth? And even if the whole thing was somehow melted by Ivan's latest vatnikwaffe it certainly would cause METERS of ocean rise. And lastly, St. Petersburg, Russia's second city and 8 million people is in a fucking marine swamp, it would be drowned by something like half a meter of rising oceans

>cukk
everytime

Eastern Europe is watching this war very closely and taking what they're doing to the Ukrainians very personally, because it just as easily could have been us.

This doesn't end with Russia backing off with its tail between its legs, this is where it begins.

I'm man enough to admit that I also thought the Russians were going to steamroll Kyiv silly and make Zelensky his bitch. The fact that even Putin didn't know the absolute state of his own army makes this entire ordeal extra comical.
Except, you know, for all the dead children and shit.

Which makes the Nazi apologist line about just wanting to save evropa from Jewish bolshevism all the more hilarious. The Bolsheviks didn't get wall street funding from that one Jew always memed he didn't trust them, and is much better known for bank rolling imperial Japan during their war against the tsar. The German kaiser chose Lenin as his guy to support since they were the most hardcore faction that he knew would purge all the moderate and socialist parties in the Duma and most importantly scrap all their treaties with the western allies (which the more responsible interim govt didn't wanna do) ans agree to any peace the Germans wanted just to get out of WW1 asap and concentrate on consolidating power in the USSR. Which is exactly what happened, even after the western allies sent expeditionary forces after the war to help the white Russians. So it's possible without this daring but ultimately forlorn plan for the Germans to unleash Bolshevism on the east so they could immediately move all their eastern armies to the western front for one last all out offensive, the USSR as we know it might not have came to be at all

Yeah . They were like "next, well we haven't been in Berlin for a while.."

This is now officially a Rhodesian FAL video board.

Schiff funded the Kerensky government IIRC.

What's funny is that the German guy who directly oversaw the Bolshevik operation was the same Zimmerman who wrote the Zimmerman Telegram. Get Russia out of the war, but get the US in. What a rollercoaster.

Here's what vatniggers were saying here before they backpeddled with the "we just wanted donbass" rhetoric.

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This is what glavset damage control looks like, folks.

Can't understimate how much the US is helping out with Intel and even targeting behind the scenes , imagine without the eyes in the sky and super power tier c&c, those civillian militias would actually have to get their hands dirty

>No criticism of Putin.
They literally can't or they get 15 years.

Yes Kerensky was a philosemite while the Bolsheviks were too volatile. They probably stole their money in the end tho
Don't know about the other stuff

The Sealed Train is a great book about Lenin's return and takeover. It's mostly about the German intelligence angle.

No, russians call Ukrainian pigs and hohols, and expect them to be their servants who should obey and not act up.
They always mocked ukraine trying to become inidependant and now they are coping hard when they see that Ukraine actually meant it

Thanks. How important was German money to buy support or whatever when he arrived? Could he have done it without them and the smuggling was their main role?

>So it's possible without this daring but ultimately forlorn plan for the Germans to unleash Bolshevism on the east so they could immediately move all their eastern armies to the western front for one last all out offensive, the USSR as we know it might not have came to be at all

Even funnier is if the end result is the implosion and self-dismantling of the NeoSoviet Russian empire indirectly by attacking its greatest victim, Ukraine.

The MG and Panzerfaust sing their song yet again. Tie a rope to Stalin's feet and you could winch every smashed vatnik tank back to Red Square.

This is all falsities and damage control. Intel is useful but it's not fighting on the ground.
These must be very stressful times for you, I hope you get drafted.

>calling it a war
Uh oh, Irina Golovina is going to get 15 years

Average? These are the smart, cosmopolitan russians. They have phones and internet.

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>Stop people from being able to trade rubles for USD or trade stocks
>LOOOOK IT WENT BACK UP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Why are you so angry? Im just saying the US could use their satellites to find some Russian SAM launcher, Vector a reconaissance drone to it, lase the target so laser guided artillery can lock on, and all the Ukrainians have to do is push the button and take credit. Won't work in built up areas obv but picking off units in flat open the countryside around Kiev seems easy enough

>Why are you so angry?
Projecting already? As for the rest of your garbage post, that's not how combat works.

I thought so too. That is why it's so utterly amazing that they failed. If everyone expected them to lose then it wouldn't have been funny.

>the stab in the back theory
I sense a rerun. Any longnoses that remain in russia at this point are retarded.

the vatnik screams in pain as he stabs you in the back

God help the Russians if the Polish invade. Image centuries of asshurt being released.

Not your fault user, nobody thought this would happen. If you told me a month ago Russia was going to get pushed back from Ukraine after committing 3/4 of their military to it, I'd have called you a glowie or a faggot, possibly both. The only people who could have known how bad this was gonna get were all liquidated by Putin.

Former Russian generals predicted it

>looks like the paratroopers are about to get some relief very soon
Saved

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Ignorant keyboard warrior here. Who the fuck are those people? Just randoms or what?

I have to agree with , glowies are basically playing a real-life RTS game with ukrainians. And you just KNOW special ops of every NATO country are there under the guise of "foreign volunteers"; zelensky knew what he was doing when he set that up so early on in the war. What better way for your specops to remain sharp than to kill real life Russians?

Dude, China would fucking murder them if they try this. The chunk need international shipping

>Zelensky knew he was setting up his enemy for failure

For a comedian he’s a pretty damn good leader. His willingness to cooperate might just save his whole country.

The absolute best part about the 'It was just a feint!' argument, is that they're tacitly admitting that the Russian army couldn't take Mariupol without expending significant forces to try and distract the Ukrainian army, and even then have still failed to successfully quell the city.
Gotta love it when the vatniks shoot themselves in the foot.

That's because you're that same cretin, trying to do damage control from a different angle. No amount of satellite imaging is going to help you hold mariupol the way they have.

>Russians aren't shelling civilians
how fucking retarded do you have to be to believe this

It's a matroska of increasingly desperate copes

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You know nuclear disarmament deals are enforced by inspection right? Trust has nothing to do with it. Stopped reading after that; you're clearly too stupid to waste time on.

Man pretending to be a Democrat is good bait, normally, but I think you vatnik faggots have overplayed it slightly. Have a pity (You).

Note how many of these screaming retards are women who will never come close to war in their lives

we need to give Ukraine more offensive weapons
the Russia only understands force

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KEK

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A master at bombing defenseless civilians, what a hero.

start shit get hit

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Add more text next time comrade! No banan for you today.

This

Hey Ivan, recognize any family?
>russoldat.info

This is why I don't care about london being a play ground for paki rapists

still not as much text as your "arguing with a russian nationalist meme", but keep coping this furiously every day and we'll get there little buddy

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Holy shit, that's a lot of shit-talking women. As many as you'd see on Nextdoor.

>Close markets, close exchange and then make it so Ruble can only be exchanged at a set dollar amount
>it goes up
This is the most pathetic market manipulation ever.
Fucking Any Forums is retarded

Ok fag

>grow even more nazis
Ah yes the famous Nazi-plantations of Kharkiv.
In summer you can see the trees of Wehrmachthelmets sway in the wind..

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>what did we do to deserve this

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>you have be a republican to know FOX is retarded

kill yourself self-admitted retard.

They have it coming so bad.

>Note how many of these screaming retards are women who will never come close to war in their lives

Every war is a fight for resources that women can consume, no exceptions. They do have direct interest in those wars.

So as long as Russia exists it will always be a threat to its neighbours and to the entire world, right?

I'm kinda frustrated by their inability to self-reflect, but at the same time, that inability guarantees that they'll never reverse their decline.

>Nukes aimed at Kyiv and other European cities
Vatniks really need to start to understand that they would not survive a nuclear exchange. It's as hilarious as it is frightening how unaware they are of the real implications of nukes. Or they are just that much of a sore loser, that they'd rather the whole world burn before admitting defeat. There is something real wrong with Russians, as if they're born psychopaths. Human life obviously means nothing to them, hell, life in general seems to be rather unimportant if it means they would not be the ones in charge. Truly a Nietszchean people - nihilists with an obsession with power and domination.

Russia suffered from a 250 year long rape and then a 200 year rape after that. It's all they fucking know

Is there any way to fix them?

Unironically no.

Destruction of the Russian identity and ethos. Nothing less will do.

Diaspora, once again, proving what utter fucking shilling faggots they are.

Yes, build a time machine and go fix the Ural bomber program.

This. It worked great with Japan as well.

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And now the Eurocucks have to buy gas in rubles or die ahahahahaha and the gas pipeline has been shit down hahahaha looks like the sanctions backfired :)

Too late, it's spring already.

All your industry runs on gas. Prepare to return to pre-industrial times :)

5% total of my country's energy usage. Eh, whatever.

Maybe. Germany is going to implode. So is poland. And hungary. Hahahaha eurosisters got too cocky.

German economic impact is estimated at at loss of 0.5-3% of GDP. It hurts but it's far from an implosion. By comparison the sanctions will lead to 10% GDP loss in Russia just this year.

last I checked stock markets are growing in the west ivan :^

Jew lies, tricks to pacify you until it's too late. How dumb do you have to be to believe the markets?
>estimated
See above hahahahaha I'm going to enjoy Euro suffering so fucking much

>last I checked stock markets are growing

hahahaha..

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yeah I should definitely believe some random user on a chinese cartoon imageboard rather than the markets
by the way, how much does an iPhone cost now in Russia?

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something something kikes something something globohomo
neck yourself Any Forumstard

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>They really think that they will just turn off the gas and we will be in the stone age banging rocks together until they magnanimously turn the gas back on
Based retard with no idea how power grids work. Thanks for helping wean us off hydrocarbons though. The future is nuclear.

>iPhone
Pathetic, is that the best the west can do to a country? Oh no how will I live without iPhones...

And who are you going to sell gas if not europe? Europe would suffer a few years of economic downturn until it diversifies, but it would recover and russias bargaining chip would ve forever lost. Russias economy on the other had is wholey dependent on energy export with basically only china to sell to. China dominates russia in basically all aspects so they could probably set the price as low as they like

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>And now the Eurocucks have to buy gas in rubles or die
Uh oh...

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Ukraine stated at the UN that a peace treaty with the Russian Federation is possible only after the withdrawal of Russian troops to pre-war positions.

"The parties to the Russian-Ukrainian talks will continue consultations on the preparation of an agreement on providing security guarantees to Ukraine," Kislytsya explained.

The representative of Ukraine to the UN noted that we are talking about "a mechanism for introducing a ceasefire regime, the withdrawal of troops and other armed formations, the safe functioning of humanitarian corridors on an ongoing basis, as well as the exchange of the dead, the release of prisoners of war and civilians."

“The signing of an agreement on security guarantees will be possible only after the return of all Russian armed formations to their positions as of February 23, 2022,” Kislitsa stressed.

I THINK Russians are going to establish a front line and then eradicate ukrainians in the east-ukraine in next 2-3 weeks. Joobydlet will going to extinct in East Ukraine now.. I THINK Russsians are now about to remove ukrainian occupants from East Ukraine with all roots.

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>Putin says he could take Kiev in 2 weeks
He probably could have. If it wasn't for the meddling USA. You'd think Ukraine was a U.S territory with all the outpouring of help they got from the US and nato.

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Uruguayan immigrant to US who took his pseudonym from a gay pornstar while larping as a nazi while whining about nazis does sound like a comedy bit.

hahahaha.. god... Russians got what they want they literally surrounded those town and promised not to stomp those towns because it is their fucking strategy from a begin on. Retarded Kakels and Their western Masters are celebrating it as a victory. Meanwhile russian forces are advancing along the Dnepr river to the south of Kiev taking more and more villages.. Chernigov area is getting more and more into deeper back when Russians are advancing toward Rivno.

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>I THINK
No, I don't think you do.

>infantry weapons and intel
Imagine the fireworks if we gave them some real weapons to test for us.

Hehehe. Made me laugh, thanks user.

It's one thing to be frustrated, angry or annoyed by your country getting bombed. But to have the gall to ask what you did to deserve this?
The war. The fucking war. The war you are waging right fucking now. Be mad, be pissed, be whatever. But don't pretend you don't understand cause and effect.

yeah just like Putin was totally gonna force his debtors to accept Ruble payments, right?

what they probably do the most is give early warning of air and cruise missile attacks. then signal intel (which ukrainians can do themselves too because russians use unencrypted radios and 3G roaming using Ukraine networks)

Do it again, bomber Harris.

This vatnik burned his whole reputation on monke not doing monke things

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So? Ask and you shall receive. Sounds like a failure of Russian intelligence to recognize the developing situation after 2014, like the Germans before Barbarossa

Is there any evidence the Germans were giving Lenin money? I'm pretty sure they just looked the other way when he wanted to return to Russia

>Merely pretending
Uh huh. And they were just throwing out all the old junk to clear out some space in the warehouses for their REAL army, right?

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Europe needs the gas much much more than Russia needs euro money. In the future Russia will trade with China and the rest of Asia. The world isn't just the west lel.
Then die, idc.

>Europe needs the gas much much more than Russia needs euro money

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>we captured pripyat

>Russians With Attitude
More like Russhits With Altitude lmao

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>Then die, idc.
No lol

>See above hahahahaha I'm going to enjoy Euro suffering so fucking much
if you enjoy suffering, you should look around you, as your sister starts sucking dicks for potatoes.

>Russian calling anything a shithole

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>Then die, idc.

>without gas, Europeans will die!
>this is what putin made the russians believe

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Idk, burn Euros for warmth fuck if I care.
>Food exporter will somehow have problems with food
Are you niggers all retarded or what?

They did, just not the way they anticipated

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>>Food exporter will somehow have problems with food
You just know that Putin WILL find a way to do this, through price controls, forced nationalization or something.

Russians are bigger dindus than niggers.

Most of central asia has their own gas allready, china can dictate the price they want (within reason of course), don't know about kora and japan, but I guess they have american lng ports, the sea area is supplies by itself and australia
The netherlands has huge gas fileds, they just stopped extraction for enviornment reasons, poland probably has shale gas, romania just needs to up production. By the time the russian-chineese pipelines get finnished these sources, along with american lng can be (re)started
Russias prospects are not looking too good in the long run desu

>Russias prospects are not looking too good in the long run desu
Did they ever?

Japan is an "unfriendly" nation so they're off the table as a customer. They've an ace up their sleeve in that they can switch their dormant reactors back on and they have good LNG infrastructure for imports from USA, Australia, Brunei etc.

China is moving to renewables faster than the yuros, they won't buy much gas.

>die
My sides. Yuros will do better without vatnik gas than vatniks will do without yuro medication kek

> they SHAT into our souls
Is thad a word?? Like I shit today, I shat yesterday?

>How dumb do you have to be to believe the markets?

Meanwhile, won't open their own markets. The eternal vatnigger

>Johnny Sins
>This is an FB provocation.Tomorrow you will get mobilized and will be sent to fertilize the land.

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We did finance his train ticket to Russia.

>In the future Russia will trade with China
With what infrastructure?

cry more?

>Muh markets
Is all you know. Christ, does the EU even have anything going on economically besides speculation?

Well lately my government's been building high-tech missiles to convert Dmitrys into fertiliser with, and the Russian escort market is booming right now

Based
A bit mingy today, Nigel?

>what did we do to deserve this?

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yes, "shat" is the past tense of the verb "shit"
>In 2016 a bunch of tourists came to Any Forums and shat all over the various boards

I smirked
have a (You)

They already said that they wouldn't you retarded chechen cocksleve.

I totally called this is an unmitigated shitshow, but I can also understand why so many people though otherwise
Even so the russians have still somehow managed to perform even worse than my expectations

Keep in mind that our ancient, decrepit president probably doesn't really get that the Cold War is over, and is just busting a proxy war nut at the thought of bleeding the Ruskies to the bone.

Not that I'm complaining. I just think he may be stuck in that mindset.

NATO shills are really butthurt their worthless globohomo "sanctions" are proving futile against a real country.

What's next? Javelins turning out to be worthless against Russian tanks to the point the US army is considering dropping them entirely? Lol.

He unironically was a master of his craft.
One of the key reasons the Germans cried so hard at the time was because of just how much more devastating the RAF campaign was compared to their own paltry efforts, despite both sides using largely the same weapons for the task

>Europe needs the gas
There's no rule says they have to buy it from Russia
You cunts locked yourselves out of the global market just in time, I've been thinking about upgrading my PC for a few weeks now

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>start shit get hit
As in the UK starting the war and then losing its Empire in turn?

>One of the key reasons the Germans cried so hard at the time was because of just how much more devastating the RAF campaign was
Pretty sure the crying had a lot to do with the fire bombing and the rape

These dudes should sign a contract and go fight for their souls then.

UK starting the war lmao

yeah, the fire bombing is what I'm talking about
the Germans fire bombed too, but they didn't mix them in with HE at the right ratios so the effect was not as profound
The trick is to do an HE run first, to shatter all the doors and windows in the city so that the buildings act like chimneys circulating oxygen into the fires

>what did we do to deserve this
Country plays stupid games, wins stupid prizes.

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>what did we do to deserve this
you invaded a sovereign nation. Jesus, these retards really did believe they would be greeted as liberators?

the ruskie cries out in pain as he strikes you

Based and Zeihanpilled

Wishful thinking: the post

Which retarded board is this from?