SLAVA UHANI

>GERMANY, 2030
>DONT WORRY LADS, ANY DAY NOW WE WILL WIN, YOU JUST GOTTA WEAR SWEATER FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER
>PUT THIRD ONE ON
>15 DEGREES
>ONCE A WEEK YOU GET TO TAKE A SHOWER BETWEEN A NORMAL NIGGER AND A UKRAINIGGER IN A PUBLIC BATH HOUSE
>"I heard the palrament bath houses have water hotter than 30 degrees in them"

>GET CHRISTMAS BONUS
>THINK ABOUT SPENDING IT ALL ON RAISING THE INDOOR TEMPERATURE OF YOUR 5 SQUARE METER LUXURY GREEN ECO VALUE CONDO BY 1 DEGREE FOR A MONTH
>SAVE IT INSTEAD
>NEXT CHRISTMAS GET A LUXURY VACATION PACKAGE TO MOSCOW SUBURBS
>UPON RETURNING EXCITEDLY SHARE THE DETAILS WITH YOUR SEX TOY AND LGBT MERCH MANUFACTURING PLANT COWORKERS
>RENTED AN ENTIRE 70 SQUARE METER APARTMENT WITH A COUPLE OTHER EUROPEAN TOURISTS
>HAD A WHOLE ROOM TO YOURSELF
>COMPLETE WITH A KITCHEN AND A FRIDGE WITHOUT BUGS IN IT
>HOT WATER COMES FROM A WALL, UNLIMITED
>NO POLICE COMES FOR YOU IF YOU LEAVE IT OPEN WITHOUT A LICENSE
>TURNING LIGHTS ON AT NIGHT WONT CAUSE A RAID
>28 DEGREES INSIDE, YOU CAN JUST FROLICK AROUND IN A SHIRT LIKE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN
>500 RUBLES (1000 EUROS) PER DAY
>AN ABSOLUTE STEAL
>"Yeah mate thats bull youre just brainwashed by slavic propaganda get fucked nigga"
>AHMED PUSHES YOU OFF THE PLASTIC CHAIR BEFORE SNATCHING THE MOST SUCCULENT AND FRESH LOOKING BUG OFF YOUR PLATE AND WALKS AWAY

>GO HOME
>SAY HELLO TO A RUSSIAN TOURIST FUCKING YOUR WIFE

>SLAVA UHANI, GLORY TO IRANIAN PEOPLE

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> HOT WATER COMES FROM A WALL, UNLIMITED
Unironically, why would you need unlimited hot water? It would be too expensive. You don't even have it lol.

Take now pills

>You don't even have it lol.

It's not Ukraine it is Russia.

Hot water here cost nothing.

Slava Almanya!

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1 cubic meter of hot water cost in russia about 1,5 dollars

>literally a fever dream of a collapsing regional power
In the end, the fall of russia will be good for you because it finally cure the russian soul of its hubris.

>Unironically, why would you need unlimited hot water?
people have limited hot water?

>Not taking ice cold showers

>only like Latinos turks and Arabs
Because they're the only ones who pay to visit her in her Rhineland brothel

Your average wage is 100$ lol
Russians never learn, it would be easy to just genocide all that nazi scum.

More like 500$ lol.

yeah yeah. I have about 2k.

>finally cure the russian soul of its hubris.
a soul without hubris is en empty shell, a slave

> world will freeze and western economy will crash withour russian gas

> cheapest whore in the city thinks that if people stop fuck her after she gets AIDS, whole city is doomed to be incels

>average wage is 20k rubbles
>1$ is 200 rubbles
>you literally get 100$ per month
Poor retarded russians

How it feels to be banned by the whole world?

I'm sure your dependance on Russia was in Germany's best interest
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>1$ is 200 rubbles

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>the whole world

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>he thinks gas is plentiful as puss

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You can't buy dollars by that price xddddd
Yes the whole world. The rest are niggers, snowniggers, sandniggers and chinks, a.k.a subhuman nazi scum.

Now go back to sosach you retarded russian bot.

i shouldn't be able to kek, rubles are being bought by foreign fellas who can grasp the whole situation

Fucking negative selection. I can't live with shit like this.

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>a.k.a subhuman nazi scum.

you mean hohols? I agree. Btw show your flag cockhole.

> rubles are being bought by foreign fellas
Unironically, who needs rubbles?

Or they will use it as a fuel for ovens?

You will have to buy rubles to buy gas, euronigger. Just like me.

it's too hard for a cockhole, and he didn't even get that he shall buy it as well

Ladno, zaebalo tolsto trallirovat', kogda tam plato zradi konchitsja?

I don't live in Russia the hubris that's need to destroyed is that of our retarded leaders.

kogda poletit vniz, obichno 14-15 00

> You can't buy dollars by that price xddddd
Selling price from banks typically is ~10-15% higher than market value, yes, but we're already going below pre-war levels. It may be short-term, but investment in domestic currency from users of fossil exports shows.

so make a rally, y'all literally gonna eat dust with these dumbniggers

Ne hochu zhdat do 14, u menja patch v drochilne. Prodavajte etot dollar nahooy.

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