>he wasted his virginity
KEK
>he wasted his virginity
KEK
That's not how it works
I still have my virginity though... :D
calm down needler nobody is making fun of you
>A woman made this and thought it was funny
Making savage beatings of women illegal was a mistake. For multiple reasons.
The penis would become more wrinkly, but would not become smaller, roastie. Just as your vagina becomes more wrinkly, but does not become smaller.
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My dick is like a linguine noodle because I fuck lots of bitches
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The roastie thing is a meme.
It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.
Kek
The opposite is true, sex is like a workout for your dick. If you don't fill those blood vessels and massage it often through development you'll likely end up with a small dick.
For example, try not using one arm throughout the entirety of your life, or use one less often than the other. It will become less developed than the other. Same is true if overall you're not athletic or using your body for intense vigorous physical activities, you'll be less developed entirely.
you got all this information for ... science? Right?
Jokes on you my dick is tiny AND I’m a voigin
This post is so obvious that it works on another level. Its like, it knows its wearing the joke front and center, but it just doesn't give a fuck. This post has BALLS and I respect it.
Just give it up lad. You're never taking the shitposting championship back from the canucks. They are unstoppable.
Man those pornstars are all virgins wtf
More opposite of truth
Starting to seem a lot like tv on here
Omg this must be what happened.
Also grab some meat, punch a hole in it over and over again.
Double also, I think chicks are mostly born with their meatiness dialed in. I've fucked enough virgins and young low mileage women to know some of them just have beef. I love it
SO TRUE!
men cant be virgins.