PUTIN DID IT! THE MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID IT!

Depends how big it is. Also how the fuck do you drop a piece of gold in a lake.

46 hours

yeah but the whole world is eating copium rn owing to the sanctions, VERY THIRD WORLD

it's easier than ever to be a successful schizo
JUST DO THE OPPOSITE OF THE KIKE MEDIA

>Putin Bad Sanction Russia!!!
(((They))) know Russia is a good investment, they bought the dip

The West tried putting Russia into check with muh sanctions. And Russia just returned into check mate by gold pegging. Putin planned it all along.

I went to NY once and I really was hoping for it to get nuked, how can you live like that, its a complete shit hole

>What did Putin do?
succeeding at what qaddafi attempted

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Give Spain back their gold.

WE ARE SECRETLY BUYING RUBLES AND PAYING FOR RUSSIAN GAS.

WE PUSSIED AGAIN.

Not before euros give back the gold they took from all their colonies

basically this

Just tell me how many ounces I would have needed to theoretically drop in order to buy a home in October.

I bet it'd be worth its weight in gold!

What's the general attitude in Russia now? I haven't heard a single American bring up the topic of the war IRL.

TFW i was saying this was going to happen back in 2019 when I continued to point out how russia was buying gold hand over fist.

The world reserve currency has all the power in world trade. But when a currency loses trust like the US dollar, it gives rise to other currencies. We are at the end of an era of US supremacy and either Russia or China will be next. Or nuclear holocaust. Or The Great Reset.

Please. I'm rooting for you.
I don't give a fuck, America hates me, I hate it. Good luck faggot.

Is this shitposting? If so, its good.

attitude towards what, dindu get the question

Ruskie bro, I just want you to know not all Americans are retarded boomers. Ty for coming to my ted talk

It's very common over here to lose all of your precious metals and guns in boating accidents

Badum tsch

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A lot of countries store their gold in the United States. NO REFUNDS

What's gonna happen in 3 days? Actually curious.

Lol im screen capping these threads to make it that much funnier when reality sets in

>some mad lads on biz purposefully converted their shit to rubles so they would profit off this and are currently doing so
god speed

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The US dollar, and much of the US's power, is on the back of something called the petrodollar.
Russia has shifted power to gold, boosting the ruble and devaluing the petrodollar.
The last person who tried this was Gaddafi, and the CIA burned down Libya and turned it into an anarchistic slaver hellscape to stop it.

3-1=2
two more weeks

Q

>believing anything on Any Forums
Oh yea?

yes bloating accidents suck, is like when I lose my crypto

>accelerate and purge

April 1st

Smart. Same thing as buying gold without getting raped bloody in the butthole by jewish dealer's premiums.

Petrodollar died back in the 90s, how old is your info?

Fuck you. That gold they have was stolen fair and square. Seethe Ruskie.

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considering they got me over ten grand over 17 bucks, yes

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Spain had a shit ton of gold. From a deleted thread:

The only thing that ever gave Russia gravitas was America. American support before, during and after the 2nd World War. When the Russian conscript was talking to his mum and said, "they lied to us, even the country roads are paved here" it blew me away. And then someone posted your Russian roads. You're still in the 1930's. Anyone leaning on Russia is leaning on a broken stick. You are basically a third world country with Nukes. And that is shocking.

What do you think is going to change that?

Thanks

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>The Jews did it!
>The Jews manipulated global markets by starting a war and bought the dip!
>Again!

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20% interest rates, blocking foreign investors from selling stocks, and not allowing domestic exchange of ruble for other currencies means its working!!!

Honestly nukes on major US cities would be cleansing, maybe we’d start making cool anime afterwards too.

I don't understand economics very well. All I know is that USD is one of the many advantages the US has over other countries. Did Putin manage to devalue it? I don't understand the picture.

What if Russia needs this change to change

There are more mutts rooting for this than not. I think it's incredible and hope Russia is better for it. Truly.

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who said Any Forums has no smart humor lads?

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You are correct my Suomi brother, the world has been on the Jaffadollar ever since the alun lama

>only a fool would believe anything posted here
>Any Forums, Any Forums, Any Forums

If other countries follow, and start going back to a gold standard, it will BTFO of the USD.

ok commie

We shall see.

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I hope the entire world goes to gold standard so evil bankers can't print money for themselves and their politician puppets.

lol Except the price of gold is down.

>can't into greentext
>not knowing /pol is always right
what are you even doing here memeflaggot?

>Russia is a shithole, very third world
Really??

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Putin tied his currency to gold to combat the devaluation of the ruble. If gold goes up, the ruble goes up. This was before he stacked gold in russia. Hes definitely making moves against the USD.

Hi Russia! :)

Are you fucking stupid or just completely retarded

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Why would you self own yourself like that

Putin is a genius. Guy is playing chess against the whole world and makimg insane moves.

Pretty succinct. Russia has the literal dead man's switch for the world. China has bugs and bug lords. US has aircraft carriers filled with niggers. This may be the dumbest war ever fought in history and that's hilarious.

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Its a leaf

Hooo boy, this is going to royally piss off a lot of jews. I knew this was coming, but now we're going to get a show.

Nuke somebody rusbro

Checked and Amen.

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No, some genius in Russia decided to basically freeze the stock market, fuck every foreign investor at once, and block Russians from using other currencies.

Think of it as getting in a car accident while drunk as all fuck and cameras all over the place, and speeding off 100 miles an hour towards a police sobriety checkpoint.

Paper gold holders on suicide watch!!!

The Germans should just wear a sweater.

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Imagine if China is watching and now decides to peg the ChingChang to gold also. How much poop would fill Biden's adult diaper?

checked

>What's gonna happen in 3 days? Actually curious.

March 31st is the deadline Russia set for "unfriendly countries" to start paying for gas in rubles, the Russian currency.
The European Union needs to import Russian gas, a large quantity of it
But because of the sanctions they placed on Russia due to Russia invading Ukraine, EU countries cannot legally conduct the transaction to buy gas in rubles
EU countries have a little bit of gas on-hand, so things might not immediately collapse, but it won't take long.
Even if the whole EU is somehow able to heat their homes without Russian gas, Germany needs the gas for its industry. Germany pays lots of taxes in to the EU.
If Germany goes in to an economic depression, no taxes to the EU and the tiny EU countries that don't import as much Russian gas still get hit hard.

Mandatory gas paying in ruble.

Idk man... so you're telling me russia is basically back on the gold standard? That could make them richer than their wildest dreams

The NS worked out currency was actually based on production, and innovation, not gold. America is not so backed by the petro dollar but the Disney dollar, the Microsoft dollar and so on...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qONxD4M5Ykw

kek

>Any Forums is always right
Still voting trump

The USA is holding hostage the gold of many nations, do you think they will give it back???

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>Jaffadollar
I got a few of these and a few silver ingots and american silver coins

Kys tranny

How is a sweater going to save their industry?

Clever girl.

All things work to our advantage when we are with God. Or to be more pragmatic, never waste a crisis.

I wanted to buy the dip on this shit but I have no idea how to do that.

ever not pay one of your utility bills at the end of the month?

i got raptor lewds too if you want

Quick buy it on credit

Based retard

BRING IT!

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Or it could get Putin assassinated and Russia invaded. Nothing the world's central banisters get more violent over than countries moving to a gold standard.

Do I can buy a bunch of rubles and then buy cheap gold?

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Ukraine war peace treaty.

Lmao by owning you mean you are manipulating some exchange rates?

Your weekly inflation is currently 2%, thats the same as normal countries have in year to year lmao. In less than 9 months, everything will cost twice as much in russia.

Cope ivan

Whooaaaaa! Check out Ivan with the new exit node! Nice!

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Yes that's why ruble is pamping

worth more than your useless life. Go fetch it

Fuuuuuuk I want to buy rubles
But no one sells here