"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Hello yes i am 100% german

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What

h-h-here you go s-sir.. Heil hitler

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lets go

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sure why not

Ah, this again. I always pass this test. Here you go, offizier.

Zzzzz

Mein neger.

Roll

2002 hairstyle

>honorary jew
I'm ok with this.

> papers please
They're right here, Hans

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rollan

This is funny!

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fucker has reptile eyes!

Hier.

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Halt! Da ist der Juden!

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Rolling

Rolling.

Lol arrested and shot on site. Damn my black skin.

Kill everyone in Reichskommissariat Ukraine! Endsieg!

Another day, another checkpoint, don't you fellow Goyim have something better to do?

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Out of my vey, vermin. Or you vill be sent to the podz to eat ze bugs till you are happy.

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These threads always make me smile.

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Lmfao, I'm der Juden. someone euthanize me please.
Not cool user. Did it taste like he promised it would?

Heil Hitler!

rollers

I always do great in these threads, rollin.

Fuck you, nigger.

Roll

Oy vey gotta roll

Check these quads

Rollan

good morning sir here's my id

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White get

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hello fellow white people!

Any Forums exists for a reason you dumb nigger

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Reroll

How do you do my fellow Nazis

Heil Hitler Ich bin ein alliierter Soldat für das Reich. Lang lebe die türkische Unabhängigkeit!

Bump

ja wohl

KNEEL.

Why hello there good sir

What can I expect? :|

idk why I bother with these threads, I usually get taken out back and shot

ja wohl, oberst

Roll,

Check em janny

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See, little miss Frank isnt gonna impregnate herself!

Natsoc is cringe

Roll.

Alright lets go

Ok then

Yes heello

roll

Roll.

Oh heavens!

ja, Heil Hitler

ROLL

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Hello

fuck the man

Prepare your anus leaf!

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fuck jannies

Rolling

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Well, guess I will die in Africa, thanks user. Useful thread :D

Sup niggers

sheeeeeeeeeeeit

LET'S FUCKING GO

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watch this nerds

Rawlin

Roll for the alternate timeline!

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Reporting for dooty

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Welp I'm dead

Vielen Dank

Reporting for duty sirs

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