OH NO NO NO NO NO

>He didn't bought the bear dip

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how many roubles for a blowjob from Putinhomo?

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Wait a bit until SWIFT comes crawling back to our country. It's either that or buying gas for rubles or gold, which will turn the dollar into monopoly money.

Pirated VPN and a bank account in India

When do we slurp?

Two weeks brother. The globohomo will bow to the SUPERIOR Asiatic mongoloid alcoholic.

Only this time, its for real.

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Dollar will become a second rate money and people will stop buying it
t. Wild Any Forums noob

lots of ppl wanted to but the west is cucked and blocked it. the politicians probably bought the dip though.

since when russians are into capitalism wtf

What happens to Russia after JewSA starts producing enough oil and gets Venezuela,Iran to do it as well ? I can imagine that they may being back SWIFT again and buy gas in Rubles for now, but USA and Europe will not gorget it so easily to bring ut up an year later again. Russia needs to think of a contingency plan to stop that. Perhaps reel in Iran alongside you ?

no one is letting swift back in friend. by now it's clear to everyone that it has capacity to compromise your entire financial system should some decision-makers snap their fingers. India and china are already thinking on how to get rid of it.

In only 2 short weeks, the ruple will surpass both the Euro and the USD.

Trust me. The Gold standard may have been proven inferior and retarded in the past, and fiat may have been the way Nazi Germany managed to get out of extreme debt and almost take over the world, and gold may be subject to extremely easy manipulation, and people may not want to use the ruble as a standard currency for trade when there's about 100 more stable countries... but this time its different.

What's this chart showing

How can a canadian buy rubles?

You can't buy anything with it, why buy it

Hopefully, use oil profits to prop up other industries (which we kinda HAVE to do now lol).
Realistically, money mysteriously disappears.

ohno globohomobros we got too cocky

You are a fucking retard. The dollar is about to poomp hard, faggot. Homojoe biden is being forced to take a recession in his asshole from JPowell. Fuck off back to your shekel board

Its over! How in the fricken HECK didn't we think of using the Gold Standard!?!?

I'm hoping there would be at least some way to trade with the West. I really wouldn't mind getting that commission money as a supplement to my income. Hopefully crafty chinks would do something with Unionpay.

The Russian Ruble will continue to appreciate as Moscow signals that it will soon peg their currency to gold, in addition to stipulating that oil and gas exports be paid for in Rubles by the recipient country.

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Nat Rothchild on suicide watch.

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We all know it cost Russia's central bank an assload of gold to prevent the ruble crash, forcing Russians to only make ATM withdrawals in rubles, no foreign currency available, Russian stock market closed forever, pretty much. But hey, it worked, the ruble is almost back up the rim of the toilet.

Good god. The board is overrun by black people speaking ebonics

JUST

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wait. so america forces the world to use USD when buying oil. russia is now forcing EU to use gold/ruble to buy oil.
what will the US do? this is a violation of mah petrodollar

Let's hope Venezuela and Iran aren't idiots and will happily see USA and so Israel fall apart.

While I agree with the sentiment
>it sucks cause I live here
Cest la vie

Russia needs to think of how to get all the western-made parts their oil industry relies on. And fracking means we don’t even need Venezuelan oil.

This may appear to be a desperate ploy for a nation on the verge of collapse for the second time in three decades, but its actually all a part of the plan. Europe is going to submit to Vladimir Putin in its entirety, the official language of every country will be Russian, and Serbia will finally be able to quench its thirst for Russian semen. Well maybe not the last part, but Europe is definitely going to comply with Putins demands. Its not like gas is basically everywhere.