My dog is addicted to cigarettes

What can I do?

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become a leaf so you can fuck him

Chantix. Now in bacon flavor!

I wanna buy a dachsund they look so funny

Get him a smoking fren

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Mask and isolate

ya so you can fuck it like a fleshlight you sick fuck.

Elect him president of your pets.

Your dog looks like snoop dogg lmao

Tell him to smoke pipes or cigars instead. Go easy on the latakia and perique, it might be too much for canines.

Fpbp

That's a joint.

And Snoop Dogg.

This is the problem with beagles.

that's a joint. your dog is smoking marijuana the 90s way

>Get him a smoking fren
Turkeys are attracted to cigs for some reason. Perhaps OP should get some turkeys and just let his animals chain-smoke like a balkanite

>when a seemingly insane joke on Any Forums is actual fucking reality
>we're not gonna make it

your dog is a nigger just like his owner and his owner's parents. a true nigger dog from a nigger household from a nigger country.
fuck you niggers.

Birds put cigs in their nests because the tobacco is anti-microbial

When my dog was a puppy he found the end of a joint on the street and ate it, he was very high for the day.

You need to ask yourself where your dog is getting all this money for smokes. If you’ve seen your dog hanging out with leafs, then I have some bad news for you user.

Sell him to a Korean or Chinese restaurant.

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so you got the dog high and you fucked it. wow you leafs are degen.

Im coming for you dog next

I'd smash a deer

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Wtf did the deer actually say that to the reporter?