Tell me honey

Its a carbonara

I drank a fifth of whiskey before noon and now I am vomiting tacos.

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I certainly didn't sit down to eat a fucking tranny. fucking no tits, just look at that jaw-line. stop pretending. you will never be a woman.

I paid for your shitty pasta so you'd suck my cock you albino negress, now get ta suckin *whips out heft 3.7 incher*

Who am I?

God dammit I miss shit like this. Why is every woman a cheating whore?

YOUR CORNHOLE, PRINCESS!!!!!

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The rhyme and cadence of this is pure genius.

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That's a man.

I bet she paid $20 for that meal when she could've made it at home for $10

They're at a restaurant user

I replied to myself on the Any Forums spinoff boards over and over again to keep the dying threads that I actually had any interest in alive and faked an organic conversation, even arguing with myself.

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fucking loved hungry hungry hippos growing up

Baby, I’m just trying to figure out how I’m going to pay these bills, and what I’m going to do when you go back to Mexico and take my son with you. Lots of problems and no solutions.

That look like a spaghetti and clam chunks like me mama used to make

I COME HOME I BEEN BUSTING MY ASS AND YOUR GUNNA FEED ME THIS GARBAGE??

punches another hole in the drywall

I finished Tyranny and won a couple of 4v4 in CoH2, also called out a bunch of hohol propagandists on the internet

That’s a man

>woman want pictures of themselves eating
I hate this world so fucking much.

Bro you will be fine. Been there before. Just fake it till ya make it, be upbeat, call people by their names when you talk to them, and ask for help. Psychologists say people like you more when you ask them to help you anyways so it's a win win. It sounds like gay but succeeding in a job is really like 90% attitude even if it's fake. I work in an very technical field and have survived a few in over my head promotions already.

I knew a woman with the same eyes you're talking about. That's spotted on.

Fucking nothing all goddamn day but avoid responsibilities and dread the difficulties to come in my near future.

Ehhhhhh???
H-honey?!?
Wait a minute! This isn't Junes! You're not my Japanese wife! Huh!? Who are you? W-w-what did you do with Yukiko!?!?!?

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I learned how to drive a Class-6 truck. They're surprisingly easy to drive, maybe even easier because their greenhouses are so massive.

thats a dude

I'm sorry, I don't find you attractive

nah

Brown-eyed subhuman.

Box of sphagetti is about one dollar. Sprinkle some faggot whatevers on it and it should still be under three fitty a plate

one of the best scenes like this
Brando in Streetcar, dinner scene

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That's a man, it's the same mentally ill faggot spamming hunter phinster all week

I bet you're a poorfag who's counting every dollar and can't enjoy life

Went to pick up our sons birth certificate. Ate a late lunch, chicken schnitzel was a bit disappointing considering how much it cost. Worked the rest of the day non stop for 6 hours and then went to Mauy Thai training. Sparred hard with one of the pro's, held my own very well. Got home ate the chicken and potatoes you made. Showered. Worked for another 3 hours and now I'm wired in bed and can't sleep.

Honey you should know this and honestly I'm a bit worried you're asking.

My favorite
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Fuck a young white bitch with a tight pussy

how the fuck can men get married, looking at the same ol tired whore for years, fuck that.

sharted in my pants and ruined a communal chair, currently flipped the cushion over so no one can tell but the smell won’t go away no matter what I use

not kidding

dumbbell pressed 16kg dumbbells

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none of your business, and you overcooked the pasta again.

To perpetuate the White race.
Now get thee behind me, mgtow jew.

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looked at my phoen for 8 hours while "working". pretty nice day. then picked up my wife and bitched at me. thats why i have you on the side
>smirks and sips shit from glass

I stared at the computer screen for 6 hours for Diablo 2 maintenance to finish. Now I'm waiting for them to roll back that maintenance because it messed things up. Then I will play it again and hopefully get a Lo rune.