Cope : apocalypse

Is this this single dumbest thing ever uttered by human tongue?

>invade country
>stop invasion because you might hurt their political leaders

Are we underestimating the russian IQ? is this actually a feint? Are the GRU special forces tunneling under kiev naked right now like the chernobyl show?

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>We are breaking off the siege of Kiev due to generic excuse.
>No, I will not be taking any questions

>germany famously stopped their assault on moscow as field commanders quickly relayed to hitler
>"mein fuher that is where stalin and other policy makers live"

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>The Ukrainian puppet regime are nazis and drug addicts
>w-we're pulling out of Kiev because we don't want to risk hurting government represenatives, but we could if we wanted too, but we're feeling merciful right now....yeah that's it
Clown nation

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I want every Russiaboo on /k/ to apologize right now.

Putin is actually big brain, this is his way to infiltrate the EU. Declare war on Ukraine which accelerates the application to join the EU. Cause enough pain that NATO doesn't become an option. Infiltrators are ready to influence Ukraine's votes and rights into the EU to become the pro Russian spoke piece without actually being in the EU themselves.
While this is going on adopt crypto and become a crypto safe heaven to undermine the Euro. As time goes by Ukraine will sow the seeds of discontent in the EU to make it fall apart. And that's when Putin will unveil his aspiration to turn the first EU into a European empire with Russia at the helm. Fucking genius I tell you. Knee cap yourself so the enemy doesn't think twice.

it's all lies. They tried something and failed and now they are just lying limply in media. They know we know they lie and they still do it.

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explains why the russian shills are having meltdowns

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How the fuck is he ever gonna turn Ukraine into pro Russia after pulling off this mess of a war?

>we're past the point of copium having any effect
>just let it happen
>pretend it was a test

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Check the fucking catalog. We have more Ukraine threads than weapon threads

shut up you dumb nigger its a peer war nobody gives a fuck about your ar15

It was the same thing in 2014 newfag
That's what happens when there's a war with somewhat relevant nations involved

They're also now trying to spin it as a reward for Ukraine signaling willingness to make some concessions in the negotiations.

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>literally gaslighting
the absolute state of ruskies

NEAR peer, not peer.
Russia is only a regional power.
They lack the ability to project power globally.
If it wasn't for their nuclear arsenal, they'd be completely irrelevant.

So that's why he says he is liberating.

Holy shit if you thought Russians had high suicide levels before, imagine when they start realizing how many young men and how much revenue they lost without even getting close to taking Kyiv.

>>The Ukrainian puppet regime are nazis and drug addicts
>>w-we're pulling out of Kiev because we don't want to risk hurting government represenatives, but we could if we wanted too, but we're feeling merciful right now....yeah that's it
>Clown nation
>>>
> Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)12:29:06 No.52730707▶
> (OP)
>I want every Russiaboo on /k/ to apologize right now.

the Chernobyl generals on Any Forums were some of the best that garbage board has ever had. people were really into that show, so many decent memes.

>Are the GRU special forces tunneling under kiev naked right now like the chernobyl show?
God i hope so.

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It's literally a cope-ier version of the "we dont even need Kiev" copypasta. Vatniks just can't not lie

>They know we know they lie and they still do it.
That's just Russian culture

I miss /rbmk/

>We're just running a simulation of our military, financial system and political management all had a meltdown at the same time
>it was wildly successful beyond our imaginings comrades!

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>near peer
More like nowhere near peer lmao

if you listen to the (hundreds) of intercepted phone calls

This could legit be a ww1 moment

Basically on the nothern front , putin sent a bunch of basically ROTC kids to train in belarus and then suprise , its real combat and they got chewed up

those same (suriving) troops are now being pulled out and apparently "redeployed" to the east

Want to take bets on how many of these kids are going to literally jump the fuck out of these trucks the second they hit russian (or even belerus) soil?

im going to have to say all of them.

Russia could be looking at the largest anti war movement in their modern history staring them in the face and they dont even know it.

10k people dead in a month , and the survivors are now coming back

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We probably won't ever see such a perfect moment again.

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It's not good, that's for sure.
youtube.com/watch?v=4XcjY58lomU
youtube.com/watch?v=xRI1bTPgucc

>Want to take bets on how many of these kids are going to literally jump the fuck out of these trucks the second they hit russian (or even belerus) soil?
>im going to have to say all of them.
Unfortunately the answer is almost none. They are Russians and thus have a slave mentality. As long as they have the threat of a prison sentence for treason (and the more immediate threat of rape by Chechens) they are going to keep marching into battle to get lit up

>10k people dead in a month
There are 5800 Orders of Courage (Postuhumous) approved for just the casualties Feb 24 - March 3. That’s higher than the Ukrainian estimates for Russian KIA for the same period. There’s no way that only 10,000 Russians have died.

proof?

informnapalm.org/en/medal-count-osint-analysis-of-real-russian-losses-for-the-first-week-of-hostilities-in-ukraine/

No, it is just a face saving. In their propaganda it will be shown as
>No we dont stalled or even get defeatd around Kiev. We pause and withdraw to get the main onjectives we said at the begining. The Donbass!

i dont think that will go over well with the 10k families who lost somebody

I don’t. I want them forced-resettled in Russia. They like it so much, fine, no more US or EU citizenship, no more gibs, just a free (totally not forced at gunpoint) ticket to Omsk or Murmansk. Yes that includes the boomers who went full Schizo after MAGA

With the state Russia is in these days, I don't know that there's shit they'll be able to do about it.

Shh nobody remind him about Syria

>Every lie incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid
That show should’ve had the exact opposite on Russia than it actually did. Instead of
>hey maybe they were right, let’s reflect on past transgressions and understand that the root cause of Chernobyl was always corruption
they went full
>FUCK YOU WESTERN PROPAGANDA AAAAAAAA
and made their own version of Chernobyl (promptly blaming the CIA for everything.) The Russian government and people are helpless. Yet they project that the Chinese and Westerners are soulless bugmen

the current economic conditions , sanctions , and tap that off with a giant chunk of breeding age men being turned into hamburger in the land of population decline

yes i could absolutely see a coup if it gets bad enough.

>Rat fuck your economy and international standing to throw untrained under equipped kids into a meat grinder while simultaneously failing to achieve your initial strategic objectives and rallying the entirety of the western world against you.

Putin just might be the greatest military genius of his time.

>Like WWI
Eh, it seems like a mix between WWI, Vietnam and a slight hint of Chechnya. Their anti war movement might snowball into Vietnam-sized protests, at which point I foresee the government allowing the use of live rounds against protestors
>inb4 Kent State
Those faggots were shooting and throwing rocks at NatGuard guys

It's a feudal society with a czar, princes, aristocracy and of course the expendable peasants.

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>special
>military
>operation

Russia’s actions in Ukraine are not special, nor are they about the military, nor are they an operation.
Not special, for they are merely a continuation of a long history of Russian schizophrenic aggression caused by their inferiority complex of both the west and now even the east — Russia lies between two poles of infinitely higher economic, cultural, and military significance, the shining lights of which cast heavy shadows on their bald head, their squat stature, their beer gut, their krokodil scars, their Caucasian-Nigerian features.
Not a military, for the military that they do have is not theirs but the rusted remains of the Soviet Union’s, and of the conflict, it is the military that has had the least effect on anything — the economic sanctions are ravaging the country, closing factories and markets, but even worse is the social dimension of the conflict: Russians can no longer leave Russia; Russia, the most hated land of the Russians. Cold, dark, ugly, and worst of all, full of other Russians! Like a depressive looking into the mirror, every bloated Russian waddler chaining themselves to the solitary comfort in their short lives, I of course speak of McDonalds, is another reminder that the world is leaving them all behind, and wont spar even a pity laugh or a soggy mystery meat paddy.
Not an operation, because even a Russian could barely call the creation of a 10 mile long parking lot of depleted military equipment (the highest concentration of monetary assets in the nation since the free fall of their stock market, might I add) an operation. Their “operation” has so dwindled in scope over the course of a single month that it has moved from conquering Ukraine, to total regime change, to conquering only Eastern Ukraine, to capturing Mariapol, to holding on to the territory that they had at the beginning of the conflict, to, one assumes at this rate, preventing Russian women from being Ukrainian cock puppets.

I dont think russia could afford shooting at protesters NK style. that would only make the governments situation worse

I could see putin disappearing and some nu putin coming and pacifying everything with promises of iphones and netflix and russia going back to normal 2 years later

Any Forums?

/k/

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Any Forums is /k/'s /trash/

Unironically true

>that repulsed look
Absolute kino

How can someone in such a shithole be worth $11 billion?
Who's the wealthiest person in Nigeria?

Being a poor shithole doesn't necessarily mean that there is no money anywhere, but that it is highly concentrated in a few people.

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