/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1449

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>Russian special forces capture those involved in POW torture
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York, Ukraine
>Ukrainian war crimes: files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired

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>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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It's over. Russia conceded.

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▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
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>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
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>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
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>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
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So, what is going to happen next?

SO MUCH FOR THE FUCKING SURRENDER
This is the 20th thing UHG has got wrong. hahaha

"The US State Department does not see any serious progress in the negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. From the point of view of the State Department, the negotiations in Turkey are a deceptive maneuver, which Russia uses to cover up its actions."

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Thank you for baking, Italybro. Z!

complete annexation of ukraine

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If Putin doesn't end up nuking DC or California after all of this I'm going to be very sad.

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I was right. Admit it /chug/gers!

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You chuggers are cool. Uhg fags on the other hand...

>open leaf news
>just more talks about Biden backtracking on his speech from the other day
What the hell I thought something was happening but it's nothing

damn /chug/ threads fill up quick

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Don't forget to think about a Britfag's feelings before you insult them. The MI5 is pretty big on employing trannies, so remember to ask them their preferred pronouns.

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Has Putin agreed to Khasavyurt 2.0 yet?

>retreating from Kiev was always part of the plan
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH OH NO 5IS IS SUCH BAD COPE

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happening?

so much that it overflows

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New meme flag

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The slicing and dissection of Ukraine most likely. The East is being vorred and the South is gone.

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This entire intervenetion has been such an embarassment.
"Taking Kiev was never the objective!"

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:DD

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Then why are your allies saying you're wrong?

"The US State Department does not see any serious progress in the negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. From the point of view of the State Department, the negotiations in Turkey are a deceptive maneuver, which Russia uses to cover up its actions."

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/chug/sisters...

Wait they got the torture fags?

5 days ago:
>This is only part 1 of our military operation plan
today:
>Second part is to tuck tail and run

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Threads moving at the speed of light.

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Based if true

Really pathetic, right?

Z

>gamo
Gross

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>Went to work
>Shills took over by saying it’s over

>Come home from work
>US Said talks failed

Prego.

>There are like 30000 separatists, compare that to 40 million Ukrainians
Both seperatist republics have fielded that number of active combat troops, each from a population base of ~1 million people. The rest of Ukraine with significant Russian minorities are under military occupation by the Kiev authorities.

We're at
>"We never wanted regime change anyway."

In a week it will be
>"We never wanted the entire Donbas anyway"

In another week
>"Holding Crimea for 8 years was just a distraction from our real goal of destroying Ukraine's dangerous network of maternity hospitals"

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Requesting cunny please.

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Literal pocket change for the US, we spent $300 million a day in Afghanistan for 20 years.

they dont mean a thing since when ukraine holds up agreements? Remember Minsk agreement? Went down the shitter the very next day and russians know that

negotiations are just for ashow

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Your wifu has no booba

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Why are all Russians pathological liars?

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The sieging troops move over to the east (Donbass), and kotel the ~60k russian troops that were there.
Fun things happen, after that shit they just merrily prance to Odessa and draw another line in Ukraine saying "this is an independent republic now".
Screencap this.

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Can the VPN shills fuck off now?

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>Russian special forces capture those involved in POW torture
Sounds a little Disney to me sadly
Hope it's true though

>niggatoro
Gross

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For the first time in this conflict, the US actually knows what's about to happen. And it ain't going to be pretty but I've decided to save all the Ukie gore and spam it back at /uhg/ the coming days. For kicks.

Nobody wants Volhynia and Galicia
not even Poles
it's full of 70IQ mutants
they have Eastern Poland for that already
probably going to carpet bomb it until there isn't one brick

Joke's on you, I don't have a waifu

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>Russia never wanted to occupy Kiev
>Russia never wanted to remove Zelenskyy
>Russia's primary goal was always to invade the territory that was already Russian-occupied since 2014

How can you guys even stand typing this shit sincerely?
Nightmare mode: answer me instead of spamming "mutt" "kike" "tranny"

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sure bro

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Uh bros... after all that celebration about Ukraine winning... it's going to be awkward if Russia just keeps bombing stuff and killing people

Can’t wait for fresh vatnik copes

>gyarushit
>fotm trash
Gigagross

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>there are people who don't realize the goal was consolidating control of everything east of the dnieper, meanwhile fuck the west, also lol poland is collateral damage as usual

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mutt

Hey so basically i won't reply.... (gore, shilling)
I know....UUUGGHH I know...I'm so sooorrryyy!!!!!!
It's just that I won't reply to any of it at all.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yeah, becase you're a homo

Russian tanks start rolling again.

Albo nigger go back to albania

it's true. sadly it's written in Sputnik
>russian.rt.com/ussr/news/982902-deputat-plennye-ukraina?utm_source=yxnews&utm_medium=desktop
google translate will confirm.

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Your state department just now: SO MUCH FOR THE FUCKING SURRENDER


"The US State Department does not see any serious progress in the negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. From the point of view of the State Department, the negotiations in Turkey are a deceptive maneuver, which Russia uses to cover up its actions."

God bless the US State Department, I feel much better now.

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so it already went from "lmfaoqtgd+ russia lost" to "just wait for the great hohol counter offensive" ?

Damn, I thought they had a new narrative

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Fuck off “argie” (you are a proxyfag)

Fuck jannies.

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What did they consneed?

The rest of Ukraine hardly has any pro-Russian inclination as this invasion has proven. Russia thought they would flip Kharkov, flip Sumy, Flip Poltava. They thought they would face only token resistance. It's this wishful think that "muh poor ukrainians under kiev occupation want Russia to save them" when there have been zero evidence of that in the rest of Ukraine.

>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
Never thought I would see the day Russian figures are this accurate. It might be more accurate than some of ours lol
Panic in DC.

shillcon jpg

Remember those 60k hohols in the Donbass pocket? Yeah, remember them.

>post has girl
>am somehow a homo
???

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I tend to prefer open source modular wifus, lets you change her up when your tastes change.

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as usual it's all down to schweiner

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(you)

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I feel the same way.

Are the CIA agents still trying to cope?

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>vatnik cope
>twitter screencap
Lol
Lmao

They're just bombing things as they retreat.
It won't be a lot of bombing since they are out of bombs and missiles anyway.

What happened to that bear?

What, about the Ukraine capturing Kherson?

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RIP, GIVI

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>Nobody wants Volhynia and Galicia
>not even Poles
>it's full of 70IQ mutants
okay then, let that shithole be Ukraine.

Does anything even happen in Poland?

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Did Ukopes seriously believe anything was going to get settled today

You believe that Russia is retreating, right?

Karlin is a literal schizo poster outside of demographic statistics.

>I don't have a waifu
That's fucked up.

I am not

Look at the wire, he whipped himself in the balls

It's literally part of their culture.

themoscowtimes.com/2012/10/22/why-lying-has-become-a-national-pastime-a18754

>Taking Kiev was never the objective
proof that it was?
You can't just make up goals for the enemy then act like you're winning if they don't go for them.
>muh russia failed to genocide ukrainians, can they do anything?

FORGIVE ME PUTIN THE GREAT FOR DOUBTING YOU FOR A SECOND

was fake

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>ukro territorial forces will begin paying volunteers in safemoon

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Double triple digits for the toaster

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I expect shills to pretend like they didn't claim victory in about 24 hours when hostilities still going on as normal lol. Fuck you faggots, go back to your tranny dialation cave at /uhg/

>Panic in DC.
they'll either double down on the lies or just make the truth illegal.

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it's where european house painters undergo winter hybernation

KEK

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They never stated once it was.
Propagandists love putting word in people's mouths.

US says they aren't: "The US State Department does not see any serious progress in the negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. From the point of view of the State Department, the negotiations in Turkey are a deceptive maneuver, which Russia uses to cover up its actions."

a toast! a toast i say! to all things /chug/ !

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Putin is a turbocuck

Galicia needs to be a containment zone

yes, yes they do.

has that doomposter Strelkov post anything in the last hour?

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17 July 2014, Poland) In the small town of Karczówka (160 residents) tragedy struck as seven people accidentally drowned in a cesspool, one after another. The first death was that of a driver whose job was to empty the septic tank into a slurry tank attached to a tractor; he succumbed to highly toxic hydrogen sulfide fumes and lost consciousness, falling into the pool. Following him were six people, each going to the rescue of those who had gone before, and each in turn falling unconscious into the muck and drowning. Fully 5% of the population of Karczówka was lost in this serial misadventure. An eighth person found in the muck did survive, thanks to the assistance of emergency workers.

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Digits confirm: The Russian MoD hasn't lied ONCE in this conflict. NOT ONCE. And every time /ugh/sisters were seething at something they said, it turned out to be true.

>redditors, idiots and shills raid
>instead of using the opportunity to spam redpills, the core posters of /chug/ spam lolicon
>outsiders get confirmed in their beliefs that Russians and supporters are child molesters that can't and wont't argue and don't even believe their arguments. This despite all the extreme lies from the West and Zelensky and the actually strong position of Russia regarding information, reasons, events, etc.
>lolicon-spammers declare victory
Is /chug/ controlled opposition confinement? Instead of redpilling people inside and outside /chug/, it undermines and discredits non-shills, and keeps everything confined to /chug/ ?
How many redpills have been made and dropped? And dropped inside and outside /chug/ ?

The closest thing I have to a waifu is either makima or kii-chan

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Russia Today is reporting "We've completed our goals and secured Donbass"

See also these fucking retards

this tho


>The soldiers of the Armed Forces of the DPR worked out the Ukrainian dugout very accurately
files.catbox.moe/8qjipi.mp4

can anyone tell me if thats cigarette smoke or smoke from a campfire that exposed them?

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Our greatest ally.

holy shit look at this vatnigger, literally lying without effort, all russians are like this. Legit evil people

ADD A LIL BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

The two-pronged offensive form the Belarusian border and aimed at Kiev wasn't clear enough for you, Kraut?

i dont really care about the politics i just want to be comfy with my chug bros

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not like this chugbros

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Get a life butthurt belter

Too based for this world.

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had some Bearnip

That'd be dumb, take the eastern and souther parts and leave the farmlands for nukraine.
There are fates worse than annexation.

Xe/Xir? They/Them?

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checked gyaru love

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>18yo me watching FSA launch ATGMS at Syrian BMPs
>28yo me watching Russians launch ATGMS at Ukrainian BMPs
How did your life change since 2012?

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B U R N
M Y
B R E A D

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The Russians never said they were going to take Kiev. Ukraine is going to lose 40% of its most valuable territory and then claim that as a victory.

They might be psychotic and crazy, but that's also because they know the truth.
I think more than a few of them are done with being high or drunk all the time and pretending their democrat CIA larp is serving anyone but themselves.
Start making early retirement plans, faggot.

Bro dont lie, they never said that

So talks failed, what’s their new narrative?

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but... mein jewrer... schweiner...

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That's the Phase 1 goal.
You really should try paying attention before flapping your mouth.

Hey, thank you for the image! I filled it out for you.

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What do you think the last distraction from the inevitable and crushing defeat of NATO backed ukraine will be?

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you see what wire? tears loose and hits smack, right in the balls.

he ok
he a good bear

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Just caught the BBC segment
>We spoke to a Ukrainian general in charge of the defense of KEEV and he said that Russia is losing badly, and that they cannot win

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wtf is safemoon?

Yeah you do user, you only post this girl
Still not used to her...

larger!

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"You will like it in my captivity, boys"
No domme ship waifu, why live, bros...

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Not as bad as not being able to redeem the gift card sirs

Decent read from Scott Ritter:

twitter.com/RealScottRitter/status/1508813631311466496?t=FQc8yAgf2bRFIA5oN3d5NA&s=19

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>Kadyrov has arrived in Mariupol
>soft kots and qurans are being distributed to civilians
>God is in his heaven all's right with the world

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>The Russian MoD hasn't lied ONCE in this conflict

>Russian MoD: We won't invade
>/chug/: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S DIFFERENT

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a crypto shitcoin

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Nah, /chug/ was always a circlejerk, but it was a good circlejerk. But it went downhill after the sticky was kill.
That’s why I do nothing but split the general. Stickyfags ruined my /chug/

I post makima a lot too

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the ukope cope collage is going to be over 2440x2440 by now, is such a thing even possible!?!

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so you have nothing, huh?

Russia shills literally contradicting each other lmao

>they never said that
>yes they said that but

really looks like some dude is smoking in there.

Z

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This. Shills can post NATO propaganda, I don't care. If only they weren't so uncomfy.

Never trust a Russian deputy without concrete proofs.

>We have Truth and Justice on our side
They were pretty damn straight forward with situation on the ground. I was suitably impressed.
You won't find that kind of assessment on Twitter/CNN aka CIA mouthpiece of course.

It's obviously over for Ukraine. They will never get back 40% of the land Russia has liberated from them. Zelensky should surrender before the situation gets even more worse for him.

>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>We don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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twitter.com/RT_com/status/1508775386234171397?cxt=HHwWisC55YnOn_ApAAAA
Oops, looks like Russia's own media contradicted you. Good luck mental gymnasticing your way out of that one.

Yeah, let's forget US support of the Maidan coup as well as arming and training literal Nazi battalions to terrorize ethnic Russians in the Ukraine as well as eight years of indiscriminate shelling of Donbass.
Here a snapshot of reality for you. Your nazi army being paraded in Mariupol.
nitter.net/Rebel_Girl_93/status/1508614924385275904
I hate ZOG Americans it's unreal.

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They said that before the conflict started to be fair.

>. Ukraine is going to lose 40% of its most valuable territory
Delusional. You think NATO is just gonna let you vatniggers squat in Ukraine forever? lmao

the result is still the same, whether they know or ignore or subvert the truth.
youtube.com/watch?v=nOUtFzeMhhA

He didn't lied either. Not a invasion, that's what you call it.

>GIVI
I'm glad he died. You ruskies really should follow him

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nevermind i looked it up. Even if they get safemoon coin it's an improvement, teroborona gets 0 money for their shit, it's literally militia.

> stop get down and roll
streamable.com/2fi3bw
vatnik on fire running

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I hope they are lying about retreat just as US State Department said they I think they are the good guys now.

this r*snigger is dead but he's not aware of it.

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calculator says based
>8k is the real upper limit

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>America was supporting the Nazis all along
Why the fuck are you trying to make me pro-American?

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>he thinks they're shills
shill...