/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1442

UH SORRY CHUD BUT RUSSIA SURRENDERED SO THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Wait, is Putin really withdrawing troops from kiev?
Is it really going to be just taking the separatist regions? Wtf

Thank God I'm not in USA.

chugbros... it's not over, right?

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▶WEBM PLUS

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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This general has finally become the comfy general.

Good job getting completely BTFO Russoids. The sooner you stop coping and accept your new reality, the better it is for you all.

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lmfao literally can't take a military on 1/10 of its own size

my sides are on fire rn

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You're dumb and stupid.

>source: my drug dealer told me

Z

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People keep saying Russia is surrendering, can someone actually post a viable link or source to that? As it stands they still control the southern and most of the eastern parts of the country now.

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des~u

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>lubricants were destroyed

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>we never wanted to take Kie...

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chugsisters.........................

It will continue soon till the polish border.

>This war is a direct consequence of Putin's pussyfooting in 2014.
That's what I've been telling people for weeks now. So many Germans actually believe whoever comes after Putin will be all soft and nice and everything will go back to normal when in reality the last few decades have clearly shown to any future Russian leader that talking to the west is beyond useless. Treaties will be broken and NATO will push Russia further and further over any red lines. With Kazakhstan and Belarus last year Russia was about to lose it all and Putin was finally forced to act. A future leader of Russia will not wait nearly as long. Whoever comes after Putin wouldn't wait until 2022 for military action. Whoever comes after Putin would have gone full boots on the ground, tanks in Kiev in 2014 or possibly even in 2013 when Maidan was still in its early stages. Not after Maidan or during the already ongoing full blown revolution. Any new Russian leader will treat the west with a sledgehammer from now on. I firmly believe the time of Russia playing good buddies with the west is over once and for all.

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so why are they still bombing shit then?

Whats the situation on the cloak of the Undead king? Do we have all parts?

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Z!

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>all posts regarding the ''''surrender'''' share no links or articles
take a guess.

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>lubricants
pidorbros....

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trips, FALSE ALARM, УCPAИHA COCAAAAATЬ

Can you post a source for that my guy?

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Z
I can feel a big V ictory coming

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Without the lubricants it's going to be painful for the AZOG guys...

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Should I start learning Russian now or only after a world war breaks out?

>retreat from kiev
>ИХ TAM HET

Z

It is.

recite salawat and chill, sandnigger

You're welcome back even after your surrounded and outgunned militias get stomped

If they cuck out,nor sure if i will be enraged or depressed.

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Russians are the biggest cucks I've ever seen holy fuck.
>retreating from kiev
>allowing ukraine to join the EU
Lmao, just what the fuck happened?

>accepted peace treaty
they didn't, lol

Jest to skończone.

how old is that doll, user?

FAKE SHILL NEWS
SLAVA URINI
KIEV OFFENSIVE CANCELLED
UKRAINE WOOOOONNNNN

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So what's the cope today chuggers?
>10k+ dead
>Global reputation in the trash
>You are now Chinas bitch
>Economay? what is that?
All of this and you can't even take Kiev AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, even sand niggers are better at warfare than you
Let me guess, the plan was to only take Donetsk and Lugansk from the begging right?

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Z

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chug was never pro-russia you imbecile, we just see that there is no way for them to lose. you fail to understand even the basics of why uhg sucks so much.
We are here because we are not intrested in the shilling and made up crap. Which is why you wont get much (you)s here.

>my delusional ramblings were right all along!
>t. schizo sandnigger

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

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they believed their own propaganda

one thing at a time amid protracted conflict

Nigga provide a source I keep seeing that claim with no source

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wtf didn't Russia just surrender??? This must mean Putin does not control the army, it's over...

Dugin:

>We still have swings in society. It's about negotiations. No one fully believes that everything that happened is irreversible. But it is irreversible. Every time it seems that everything will stop and roll back again, but look at the footage of countless chronicles - this cannot be stopped without a radical change. It's just impossible. So they won't stop.

>If this is true, this is the end of the Russian Federation. It's scandalous.

Strelkov:

>Some disturbing news from Istanbul. From negotiations between Russia and Ukraine.

>Like some written guarantees of a neutral status and non-accession to NATO of Ukraine have been received.

>Suspended the intensity of operations near Kiev...

>Some kind of referendum...

>Well what can I say...

>If the Russian army does not completely occupy Novorossia and Little Russia, and it must not leave from there, and if Western Ukraine is not denazified, then this will mean the defeat of Russia.
>This is understood by Russia, and Ukraine, and the West, and in general the whole world.

>The purpose of the war: the destruction of Ukraine as a state and the deprivation of America of the status of world hegemon. If this is not done, we will be destroyed.

>Peace is the understanding that Russia is weak

>It will be used to give Ukraine the opportunity to lick its wounds, regroup, rearm. Strengthen the defense.

>The West will begin a serious rearmament.

>The ultimate goal of these preparations: the destruction of Russia.

>Let me remind you that the Soviet-Finnish war made it clear to Germany that the Red Army was weak. After which Hitler decided to attack.

Too late, the damage's been done. Unless the situation on the ground changes (i.e massive gains in the east) we're stuck with doomposting/shilling.

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Why, she's the age of consent, of course, officer!

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I must admit, I expected more than the usual shillposting and fake news now that ukraine admitted they are losing ngl

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So, Russia claimed that it was going to take all of Ukraine but then just settles for two separatist regions?

Absolutely fuckin pathetic.

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ZZZZ

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whoever says it's a surrender doesn't understand how english language (or wartime politics) work

T-trust the plan

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Russia is abandoning most of its prewar demands.

forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2022/03/28/russia-ukraine-peace-talks-russia-willing-to-let-ukraine-join-eu-if-it-stays-out-of-nato-report-says/

If anything about that statement comes to fruition you can get a taste of our democracy. Senseless and merciless.

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Why do you have a loading screen logo in your flag?

Misinterpretation after this day is hillarious. All this pro-Ukraine cucks are really dumb NPCs.

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Nobody's retreating.

The cope is over 9000

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It turns out ONE FUCKING WORD WAS MISINTERPRETED AND THIS HAPPENED.

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Пpyфaй, или хoхoл.

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It's not even close to over

thanks

>if you retreat you win
Lmao, this should be renamed to cope general

why'd you put the red on the bottom?

Outgunned by what? lol
Russia got outgunned by a fucking locked door.
>chug was never pro-russia you imbecile
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
>we just see that there is no way for them to lose
Yikes, spoke to soon eh?
Take this (You) and treasure it. You need *some* sort of win today.

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i feel sorry for that guy.
gtfo kike

Z
fucking shills are a disease

Can't believe I was supporting a nation of cucked faggot. Fuck you soft niggers. I hope Ukrainians rape your ass now. Fuck you pieces of cucked shits.

Why is he chained to a pole?

Got mildly distressed by shillbot activity but it wore off super quickly and I'm back to /comfy/ status again. Will report back later on today after these niggers end their shift.

Keep on /chug/ing!

Putin= jewtin

k+ dead
watch that number go down as our tactical necromancers go to work and you're forced to cite actual sources

What does it say, Crimean?

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Дa oн нe хoхoл, a пpocтo дoлбoёб. Дo cих пop нe дoшлo чтo CMИ oбocpaлиcь.

I know right? How pathetic that Russia claimed it was going to plant a Russian flag at the Rhine but is only settling on the Dnieper!

This really is cope general, and I thought russia had a chance. Fucking hell, this is so embarrassing lmao.

Just dropping my mobile Z.
Fuck shills
Fuck glowniggers
Fuck hohols
AND FUCK JANNIES

>60 IP's
>55 are cocksucking kikes
I would skin alive whoever is paying for this shit
this is bigger waste of money than advertising

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Even you gave up /uhg/.
Seethe harder fake muslim

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what are you talking about? don't you see их тaм нeт? ukranians are killing themselves

>Russia has taken two huge steps towards peace and expects a counter movement from Ukraine, said Vladimir Medinsky, assistant to the president and head of the Russian delegation.

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What word?

It's just the usual globohomo suspects that retards have been trusting since the beginning. For some reason, everyone takes VICE, Bellingcat and other garbage seriously now.

your sub 80 IQ world view and geopolitical analysis is populated with Any Forums three letter shill strawmen.

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>He thinks the reality of the situation effects the shillposters
Ukraine has always been winning in their minds.

READ CAREFULLY

In no case are these provisions of the agreement, only the proposal of Kiev

i wish you niggers would post source. not that i don't believe i just want to read them for myself and provoke seething on /k/

Good taste

LATEST DOOMER POST FROM STRELKOV ABOUT THE NEGOTIATIONS HE'S SEETHING

t.me/igorstrelkov/8277

>Some disturbing news from Istanbul. From negotiations between Russia and Ukraine.

>Like some written guarantees of a neutral status and non-accession to NATO of Ukraine have been received.

>Suspended the intensity of operations near Kiev...

>Some kind of referendum...

>Well what can I say...

>If the Russian army does not completely occupy Novorossia and Little Russia, and it must not leave from there, and if Western Ukraine is not denazified, then this will mean the defeat of Russia.
>This is understood by Russia, and Ukraine, and the West, and in general the whole world.

>The purpose of the war: the destruction of Ukraine as a state and the deprivation of America of the status of world hegemon. If this is not done, we will be destroyed.

>Peace is the understanding that Russia is weak

>It will be used to give Ukraine the opportunity to lick its wounds, regroup, rearm. Strengthen the defense.

>The West will begin a serious rearmament.

>The ultimate goal of these preparations: the destruction of Russia.

>Let me remind you that the Soviet-Finnish war made it clear to Germany that the Red Army was weak. After which Hitler decided to attack.

KINO.
>>Let me remind you that the Soviet-Finnish war made it clear to Germany that the Red Army was weak. After which Hitler decided to attack.
What did he mean by this? Does he honestly expect western countries to invade Russia? Jesus Christ, Russians are completely barbaric and can only think in terms of perpetual conflict.

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The one that did was a single link to financial times.

Medinsky is a traitor and whatever "negotiations" he performs will be swept under the rug and ignored. the show goes on.

You are an absolute imbecile. You keep falling for the same fake news from the same fake sources.

Don’t make me load my fist in your face

It's all done for free

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Putin didn't cuck did he?
Is he seriously going to trust Ukraine's word after Minsk 1 and 2?
What the hell is going on?

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Reminder: NATO would crush Russia in case of conflict. The Russian populace is weakened by years of war and wants nothing more than to raise the white flag over Moscow. They will stop at nothing to achieve that.
Meanwhile the western nations are all ready and full of strong whites unlike Russia. Not to mention that the US. army dwarfs the Russian and Chinese armies combined. We have 5000 jets alone. A NATO-Russia war would end in Moscow as a pile of rubble.

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De-escalation in the Kiev and Chernihiv directions does not mean a ceasefire - Medinsky

> Medinsky, it seems, realized that he had said too much, and confirmed that the military operation in Ukraine continues, and Russia will not withdraw its troops anywhere

Oh nonono

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يزم انتحر وخلصنا من قرفك

source: my ass

Pooptin

didnt they pretty much take mariupol, and that means they will soon be able to move large amounts of ground troops freely around and control that slice of ocean?

I'm so glad I'm not russian lmao

Doesnt look like it.
files.catbox.moe/8v9kak.mp4

Z my brother

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He was always dumb dreamer.

Fools are hysterical, but smart anons understand that this is a cunning trick of dark lord Putin.

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Friendly reminder to lurkers that this is a designated FSB / FBK / KGB/ globohomo thread. It's basically a parody of /ugh/ aka cum/chug/. The same Russian discord trannies who used to shill in these threads for a gay Chinese flu, immediately canceled their general and created this one to shill for the Russian FSB and whatever retarded globohomo propaganda you can imagine regarding this war. These people are unironically bunkerchan discord trannies getting paid by Globohomo to kvetch in this board, never forget that.
Also to lurkers: note that this isn't "spam" as the butthurt glowniggers here falsely claim, yet the thread's privately reserved FSB janitor always removes it.
So are you sure that /chug/ isn't backed by lolicon pedophiles in FSB, just like Any Forums is?

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tussia is negotiating for ukrops to surrender, not to russia surrender
must have been achieved with a replacement of "they" with "us" or something similar. Mы/Bы and all that

Same desu. Their goal is to turn this place into an unusable shithole.

Lol if I were you, I'd just leave that embarrassing shithole. You fucking lost.

this is why French is historically the language of diplomacy. They have heaps of different words for "surrender"

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He could have shitstomped them in 2014 but his economy would not have survived. Trump getting elected also postponed the offensive in donbass and gave him another 4 years to prepare his economy.

Medinsky needs to be hanged for being this incompetent

oh my sweet summer child

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Had me worried there for a moment

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Z

>we just see that there is no way for them to lose
There's only one way Russia can lose: If it's betrayed from the inside by Jewtin.

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"accepted". It wasn't about signing shit, it was about getting the message that Ukraine demands something. Turned out Medinsky meant that they "accepted" the message from Ukrainian side of negotiations and are going to think about it. They don't sign anything. Also I think it's safe to say that we have shillcon 1.

so from what I gather this is fucking nothing and we’re in the midst of another 3 hour shill dump? the posting equivalent of a DDOS?

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Keep couping Misha, everyone can see how embarrassing your country is now.
Start learning Mandarin.

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Let your country start winning in Yemen and then I will consider your opinion.

But your side full of actual commie trannies, bro...

If he's enroute to Moscow now, that at least gets him safe across to some cabinet, instead of getting torn to pieces for spouting ukie propaganda.

Sounds like ukie misinfo is becoming ever more brazen.
Ukie-chan needs a calibr correction for being such a bratty liar.

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This was meant to be the great slavic revival
KILL that fucking Peacetalk nigger who did this, HANG him, how can they do this after the recent torture video? What is the matter?