/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1207

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>Russia reports to "rule out using nuclear weapons over Ukraine conflict"
>Peace talks in Turkey possibly making some progress
>Reports of Abramovich being poisoned
>Irpin and Rudnyts'ke retaken by UA army
>ISW: "The Russian General Staff is attempting to adjust the war’s narrative so make it appear that Russia is achieving its aims and choosing to restrict operations when in fact it is not achieving its objectives and is being forced to abandon large-scale offensive operations because of its own failures and losses as well as continuing skillful Ukrainian resistance."
>RU losses by RU MoD: 1 351 irretrievable, 3 825 wounded
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Multiple EU countries won't pay Russia in roubles after RU demands for "unfriendly" countries to settle oil and gas bills in roubles
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
t.me/ukr_pics
▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source, 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers KIA, 16,153 injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports.day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vzyj9pHvMtQ
t.me/ukr_pics/71
streamable.com/bki23u
youtube.com/watch?v=vmO6nbzakzs
rentry.org/5byn3q
t.me/ukr_pics/60
streamable.com/uw8r28
t.me/ukr_pics/59
t.me/ukr_pics/31
t.me/ukr_pics/54
youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY
youtube.com/watch?v=Vqq6zYYpvUM
nitter.net/oryxspioenkop/status/1508790827757326341
t.me/truexanewsua/37571
youtube.com/watch?v=HkMYPJo4lfA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

escape the city [step 1] if you want to survive.

youtube.com/watch?v=vzyj9pHvMtQ

Goat fucker bros?

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He cooking

Interview with DPR Spetsnaz about the situation in Mariupol
t.me/ukr_pics/71
streamable.com/bki23u

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post victory music
youtube.com/watch?v=vmO6nbzakzs

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Seems like fighting still going on around Kiev.

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Imagine being those Russians who got their kneecaps blown out and hearing about the current peace deals

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>Kyiv will fall in two hours!
>Kyiv will fall in two days!
>Kyiv will fall in two weeks!
>the 40km convoy will encircle Kyiv and it Zelenksky will do the Downfall Angry Hitler thing in his bunker!
>we aren't being pushed out of Kyiv!
>we are reducing combat operations in Kyiv!
>we never wanted Kyiv anyway!
YOU ARE HERE
>we aren't getting pushed out of Kherson and Mariupol!
>Kampfgruppen Z isn't encircled outside of Kharkiv!
>Ukies haven't crossed the border into Russia!
>Ukies aren't 40km from Moscow!
>Ukies will take longer than two weeks to siege Moscow!
>Putin will never be captured he will kill himself in his fuhrerbunker
>Putin will not go to The Hague
>Putin will not be convicted
>Putin will be out of prison in just 200 years

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Nice work if you made the subs. Also checked.

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HE BCE TAК ПЛOХO

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Real talk, will Russia finance the reconstruction of Ukraine's cities and infrastructure, regardless of the outcome?

Delivering kino with Eng subs
It a video is blurred, you can find alt links here: rentry.org/5byn3q

DPR "soldiers" complaining in Sumy. Saying they have been sent to Ukraine's Sumy region as cannon fodder, moved to Russia illegally, given shitty old weapons.
t.me/ukr_pics/60
streamable.com/uw8r28

PoSMOs arguing with their parents
t.me/ukr_pics/59
t.me/ukr_pics/31

Russian instawhore gets her profile hacked and deleted
t.me/ukr_pics/54

Tank show by a NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate (

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>dat small gap between contested areas

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memes about vatniks are not exaggerated, if anything they don't do their plebeian nature justice
the faggot in this webm doesn't know how to stop drop and roll, just keeps running while burning, how much of a clueless barbarian can you be

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based

No ceasefire has been signed.
Plus, willing to bet the troops on the ground aren’t feeling too charitable towards one another regardless.

some /chug/ doomposting and cope and seethe. I don't have much of it, there was a lot and I do this for free.

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Well, this guys predictions turn out to be the complete opposite in reality. So let's hope China goes in on Taiwan. It would be so nice to see two superpower humiliate itself thoroughly in one lifetime.

>Contested area
>Southwest of Kherson
Uhhhhh what?

Don't like tit tats. Get fucked ruskie shills.

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Which one of Putins 6 key demands will not be met?
>picrelated
>protip: Putin will get his demands

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More JUST'd than Jeb Bush in 2016.

>some saw asphalt and streetlights for the first time
While I don’t doubt that some of them live in regions of Russia where this isn’t a normal aspect of life, I doubt that they wouldn’t see this stuff firsthand while in Russia.
Seems like they either are overblowing statements of Russian troops or are lying for prolog and a effect.

>I've come here from russia
>Across the unforgiving mud
>Driving further and further
>It's all becoming hell to me
>But violent ukies are upon us and I can't sleep
>Anus temperatures rising and all the chechens won't recede
>I've finally found what I was looking for
>A place where I can be without hope
>Because I am a vatnik who has found an even dumber war
>I've finally found what I was looking for

>Here I cope
>Here I cope
>Here I cope

>I sharpen the knife and look down upon my wrist
>For all of my life a vatnik I remain
>A vatnik I remain
>A vatnik I remain

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Not suprised in the slighest. After all, Kacapland is just Nigeria with snow.

That would imply the video is real

>all Russian FAA documents deleted
>no backups available

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victory parade on the streets of kiieeyv?
youtube.com/watch?v=vv4ElNBqXXY

thanks man. much appreciated. also checked

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Why are they like this?

Russia can't even fulfill their end of the treaties when they have to return stolen works of art so don't expect any money.

you really need to stop larping as an oldfag it makes your posts super cringe to read

This picrelated, effects /uhg/ cognitive dissonance

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NOBODY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE THE VLAD MAN
TO BE THE BANAN-MAN
BEHIND BLUE EYES

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interesting analysis of the invasion from binkov

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>i-if I keep reposting it, it means I didn’t lose!
Lmao at your life nigga

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Will this be the first war were the "loser" gets land from the "winner"?

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What the other guy said in the last thread. Marichka would honestly make a decent Black Lagoon character.

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Russia is retreating from Kiev :DDDDDDD absolute state of russhits.

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Fatal flaw with these maps is assuming Russian army is following any logical thinking. Arrows are giving them too much credit.

with what? rubel? at this point russia is poorer than war-damaged ukraine

>I AM THE Z THAT IS APPROOOOACHING
>EXPLOOOOODING
>CONSCRIPTS AND TANK FORMATIONS
>I AM DESTROYER OF MY BAAAAAANK
>BORN AN APE
>I HAVE BEEN REKT
>MY COUNTRY'S BEST IS NO MATCH FOR THE WEEESSST

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nitter.net/oryxspioenkop/status/1508790827757326341
T-34...

Power company repair teams were target by artillery in Luhansk.
t.me/truexanewsua/37571

I’m 12 years old and what is this?

Nigga she's literally Blue Mary from KoF.
youtube.com/watch?v=HkMYPJo4lfA

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>Decided to drastically reduce military activity in the Kiev and Chenihiv directions - Deputy Minister of Defense of the RF
>What?
>Freaks! Traitors!
>Traitors
>No words, it's just a betrayal
>Fuck....
>Fucked up?
Vatniggers are mad

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Chinese are not as crazy as russians. They still study the art of war

How do we encourage /chug/ger suicide?

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Your pic is false advertising m8

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1st tiktok battalion, 3rd social media brigade

>ALL OUR BOYS ARE DEAD AND EATEN BY DOGS AND BIRDS
>btw we pulling away from Kyiv and Chernigiv region its all part of the plan

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N I G G E R

Well? Did Ukraine agreed to abandon weapons that might threaten kremlins? Did this point make into peace agreement?

None of them you non-reproductive specimen.

you literally don't have to do anything

I think that's bullshit.
Ukraine and Russia are on the same level if you ignore the oligarchs.

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why are ukrops so antisemitic

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>weapons that could be a threat to Kremlin

They already gave the nuke, faggot. No matter how much shit NATO would sell Ukraine, they could never invade and conquer Russia. It's just a faggy excuse.

Also kys memeflag Ivan

Wait till they turn 30 or whenever those trannies 41% xemselves.

so there are some real unironical vatniks there, gobbling up all that chugie copium and state propaganda? cool.

1. remind them peace with Ukraine by itself doesn't mean EU/US will lift any sanctions whatsoever
2. remind them Russia will unravel no matter what and they'll be copeposting in Comfy Russian Civil War general soon
3. keep posting vatniggers getting launched

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Just let time pass

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>chugs don't know about the C U C K wordfilter

>Chinese are not as crazy as russians
No, they're not. They are communists.

>paper is expensive as shit
>Russia will be bankrupt because of use of paper

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I thought Mariupol already fell...
Did Any Forums lie to me again?

was it from Odesa or Russia?

>west literally shoves weapons in their faces
>nationalists now get recognized as freedom fighters and admired for their bravery
We did it bananbros!

Those stories do sound like something we know from WWII (I know several stories like that myself) but it's extremely probable. They sent a lot of Mongols as cannon fodder.

I never played that game before.
The CCP's slave army hasn't seen a real war and additionally this gives me an excuse to post pic related.
>Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
Remind them that they live in Russia.

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I like the tit tat because it makes her more of a punk radical.
I usually hate tats.

Not really - outside of Moscow quality of life drops like a rock, and most of Zogbots are from shitholes like Kostroma, have every reason to be jelly.

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