/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine general #1424

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>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, joins legion of undead Russian generals
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired

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▶Audio thread

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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
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opermap.mash.ru/
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tfw no russian IRP

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What was in that combine?

Z

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a fine bread.

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Vrooom vroooooom brmmmmmmmm
We're going to donmak

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Greater Transnistria now!

pls help /chug/, America is collapsing
a strange miasma has swept over the land
gas has exceeded $6.00/gallon in some areas
our highways sound like warzones
youtube.com/watch?v=eCc6f6neUy4

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Hohol natonazis

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Fuck Russian subhumans. Simple as

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Just helping mr baker-san a bit
▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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mmm fresh bread

>some areas
>shows a siberan-tier hell
it's 2.50 a gallon in austin but alright

THIS IS NIGHT SHIFT OF CHUG AND I SEE NO BETTER TIME TO ANNOUNCE THIS:

I WILL PISS AND SHIT MY PANTS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

THANK YOU.

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I miss him so much bros...

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Fug, Babushka Winter is revenging the ruble

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▶WEBM PLUS

>Mariupol kino
files.catbox.moe/15ymak.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0kxpc9.MP4

>NLAW fail
files.catbox.moe/he3yof.mp4

▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
>He speaks surzhyk and uses A LOT of expletives (and I mean a lot, like in every phrase), so I've omitted them where they seemed to just be used as filler words.
files.catbox.moe/kgd0pn.mp4
>Second POW video released by LNR.
files.catbox.moe/9xtqx2.mp4
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
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>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
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This is southern California today

True freedom.

Based britbro

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
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his commentary is so stereotypical mutt like.

Forgot pic

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An even worse hell then

based as fuck Christ is king

>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, joins legion of undead Russian generals
NPCs claimed like 5 or 6 dead generals. How many are actually dead?

Kek
Post something new, fag

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where in atx?

> it's 2.50 a gallon in austin but alright
Even in texas, where oil literally sprays up from the ground, it costs $2.50

Very sad. Many such cases

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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla

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So has Mariu/pol fallen yet?

GUZZOLENE

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*doot*

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yeah sure thing pedro

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>customs plates with his name and rank
man, I miss Givi

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The poisoning didn't happen but Abrimovich deserved it.

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jesus 4.50 in my neck of the woods, but this is beyond anything I could imagine.

Kadyrov is an SSS tier necromancer

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Cringe

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It is all Urban combat now

All according to the plan. Just 2 more weeks chuggers

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Well, they've got the spirit.

I've been meaning to ask /chug/, Zamfir or Mangione. be honest.

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Why do Americans scream along the highway in zero visibility conditions?

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Fuck. That chonker is gonna be fighting for Putin once he is risen

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I believe so, in a sense, the actual organized resistance has been killed, however there are still several holdouts in the city that continue to resist and will require the rest of the week to clear out 100%.

supposed text message from one of the last azogs in mariupol
>We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

:'((

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I belieb...

>a strange miasma has swept over the land

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Such is urban warfare, it is hell

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Sounds like the German holdouts in Stalingrad.

Rusanon translating, there's already a longer and translated video of it in the wsg thread.

IT. KEEPS. TUMBLING. DOWN.

THE RUBLE IS WORTHLESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>aaaaaaaaaa
R*ssians sure are little bitches

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there is no organized resistance anywhere in the country because russia decapitated ukrainian command and control in the first several minutes of the war but it was so low-key that people didn't really get it at the time

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damn i thought this retarded guy gonna be dead wtf he is just staying

Fucking underrated bro.

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Good. May your cities turn to rubble and your currency to ruble

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Are you okay?

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God hates hohols!

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Literally zero with any proof.

The third one was SBU claiming they intercepted encrypted FSB chatter

Why would you announce you broke your enemy’s secure comms just to win points on twitter?

Kek

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>Globohomo demon experiment is collapsing in America
What did you expect?

Sunshine and rainbows and everyone to hug each other like Teletubies? Tinky Winky eat diversity food and everything sunshine and chewie cookie perfect.

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>anyone I disagree with is a glowtard
>lime green Id
get fucked NPC

based retard

based

At this point, even if the Russians also said a general was dead and a funeral was held I'd still half expect the guy to actually be alive.

sorry to interupt, where did you get this video??
What exactly are they launching?
Bellingcat seems to think Syrian rebels could never launch a canister from a cannon, they insist Bashar, the Lion of Damascus used helicopters to deliver these canisters...

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>california is the US
okay retard

i love when the veneer of naked apes trying to operate heavy machinery and run a society collaboratively just falls apart in the face of a little snow, death to the west

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Nothing ever happens

Sing along, shillnigger

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Comfy

Why does america collapse anytime there is a bit of snow?

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COVID ruined most of my friendships, I'm 70K in student debt, my last GF dumped me because I wasn't a Trump stan and I send the same emails everyday for my job.

My life is wonderful :)

Why can't Russia make progress then?

What the fuck is this? It's like a 3 year old throwing rocks
I love it

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>anyone I disagree with is a glowtard
that tends to be the case, only retarded zogbots tend to believe the fantasies that they believe

because of freedom bub

>Bellingcat seems to think Syrian rebels could never launch a canister from a cannon
i love /chug/

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Rolling for nukes.
1/04/2022

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damn

>ukranian Slavs dying to defend globohomo torturing their kids into trannies and importation of millions of Africans to erase ukranian culture, food, language, and people

What a demonic antichrist freakshow.

Once again, everyone for globohomo is supporting the Dajjal / the antichrist / the absolute evil in this universe.

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What is a trump Stan?

The fuck is this GLA catapult?

Someone who thinks Trump didn't lose the election

stan is a slang word for fan, but I can tell he's a tourist because nobody uses that word here

reroll for ukrop suicide bombing within the next week

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Very nice

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Good morning sirs

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it's taking its time and ensuring that twenty ukrainians die for every russian they manage to kill

>startlingly deep vodka coma get mistaken for death
>the fucker just gets up and stumbles off from his casket at a viewing or whatnot

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Reroll

He didn't

That was almost 4 months ago

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Bro this is a USD/RUB graph...
Americans really do everything they can too satisfy stereotypes

my last GF dumped me in order to live in fucking shithole Portugal
so, laugh at me and don't be sad

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>nukes on april fools day
would be based

369915262
kys mongolchud

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He didn't though

Fuck middle, marry left, kill right

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Ukrainians claim to kill Russian commanders
Russians actually kill Ukrainian commanders

>what's putin next plan?
>to unite the middle east and get those inbreed retards to team up instead of killing each other

how much seething would that cause?

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Because Ukraine is putting up way more resistance than we thought possible.

Lmao I thought that chart was off earlier

classic

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>the matrix ai approves
Not that I need these checks.

Expect situation in USA to rapidly deteriorate over the next few years downright to civil war. Not that people will be aware of a civil war happening due to MSM being completely under government control.

Talk about the irony, the country that made the idiocracy movie will not even be aware of how it’s crumbling and falling apart

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>Ukiebros.... it's over.

Russia went 140 km into Ukraine at every border then paused to consolidate

This is their effective truck supply logistic range. They’ll advance again when they’ve secured supply

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Wtf

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whats the final solution

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Good morning.

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>70K in student debt
And here I am getting some of the best physics education in the world for free :^)