/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine general #1421

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>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: files.catbox.moe/555qt9.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats

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z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=eFD0obqQsj8
youtube.com/watch?v=tcv6GVFlXGM
twitter.com/0Iv4k/status/1508629356301725696
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH! UKRAINE SHALL FALL

Thanks baker!
youtube.com/watch?v=eFD0obqQsj8

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Based Argentinian user, sleep is a waste of time anyway

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Haha! Nice try Putler.

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WHATCHA SMOKAN?
WHATCHA DRINKAN?
WHATCHA PLAYAN?

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=tcv6GVFlXGM
>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=tcv6GVFlXGM
THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=tcv6GVFlXGM

Thanks baker

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AKMAT SILA

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How are you supposed to pronounce hohol?

jojol? jool? ool? ojol?

Suns out, Cocks out.

>twitter.com/0Iv4k/status/1508629356301725696

A lot of dead Azogs.

>PKM with holo sight
patrician taste

Snus and Miller lite, but not playing anything because I'm at work right now

Someone please take over baking so I can Zzzz
See? You can support russia by sleeping
But seriously, I'm very tired and making threads on my phone is very hard and takes long

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Gostomel is still Russian? But what about the 6 gorillion times the AFU said they had killed everyone there?

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inshallah, ese

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>twitter.com/0Iv4k/status/1508629356301725696
I say old chaps, is there a specific reason so many of the dead hohols have their trousers pulled down and their tallywhackers poking out? Is it just to humiliate them or were the Russians checking to see if they're redditors?

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It will all be ok, Vanya, just a bad dream, go back to sleep
>like the VEHDEHVEH

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cock-hole is close enough. Just replace the first c by kh sound

Cockhole.

They were given a choice and they refused

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>pkp with optics sight

pure seggs

damn, i'm worrying for him, but i shouldn't, because AХMAT CИЛA.

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Ok there won’t be gas then.

Also, do NOT let the Mutt bake
Anyone but the Mutt and Bong, please

This war really is bizarre. We have an army with a million men in it and absolutely overwhelming firepower in it, and yet it has scarcely fired any of its munitions while invading a massive front with a paltry 175,000 men. I still can't believe it, someone post that cuck warfare screencap if you have it.

Wasn't it 7 gorillion by now ?

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>Star of david on a Nazi
What did OP mean by this?

oink-oink

>Europe says something
>Retard europse cannot cut it's welfare program of free gibs without staring down Russia and a Civil War at the same time
Just make sure you skin merkels fat ass alive and hung form a very strong tree, she's awfully fat. Gonna need an extra strong tree branch for that fat ass whore.

>Haha Putler, we're not going to pay you in Rubles, we're not the people you used to deal with!
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T CUT OFF THE GAS
It's going to be a comfy Friday.

Russian necromancer presence is particularly strong there.

how is my ritual sacrifice playing out user?

Anyone translate what's written on the ZZZZZ tank?
All that Yandex gives me is BUBA

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>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS
>RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>PFIZER PROMISES
>MODERNA GUARANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPERTS SAY
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE
>NATO ESTIMATES

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thanks

Cost of basically everything is about to go waaaay up

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Be wary of leafs as well

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Suka Blyat

BOOBA

Anybody have those two WEBMs of the cartoon Ukrainian pig who cuts his own tale off, and gets tricked into entering the butchery? There's a banging song in both of them.

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we need gains

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where's the fucking leaffag ?

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First "ho" like "hu" in hungry
Second "ho" like "ho" in "hoe"
"l" like any "l"

БУБA
КACИК
ДЁHЯ

Nicknames of the crew I think

meh

Dilating

Gotta bail for now, take care /chug/ bros

Thanks for the bake argentinianbro and hope you find a back up baker soon.

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>SMOKAN?
Globohomo apologists
>DRINKAN?
Kompot
>PLAYAN?
Elden Ring

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>I MADE IT UP

>bloomberg
>unanimously

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Translation: US forces european cucks to keep using the dollar.

So that's how the US finally kills yurop. They provoke a war to justify cutting us off from our supplies.

>БУБA
booba heh

i will find him and silence him

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There are 2

>WHATCHA SMOKAN?
Nothing

>WHATCHA DRINKAN?
Nothing

>WHATCHA PLAYAN?
Wor thanda

I was wondering this too, thanks

Khakhol

Someone give me a video where a journalist reacts to AZOG war crimes

stay /comfy/ user

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thanks

If I fell asleep, who would bake? Would you guys really let the mutt take over with no opposition?

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I'm sure it's no big deal. Just put on socks.

>lol just buy a Tesla

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>WHATCHA SMOKAN?
nothing
>WHATCHA DRINKAN?
Milk, maybe some water later
>WHATCHA PLAYAN?
does writing an essay count as vidya?

good mountie

O/a difference still blows my mind.
Oкaют/Aкaют в paзных peгиoнaх.

No shit, America is the final invisible enemy of literally everyone. An unholy combo of 1984 and lovecraft; racism, evil ancient biengs and all

I have watched a lot of gore in my day, but that video of the guy getting his eyes stabbed out fucked me up.