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How do you impress a girl?
Connor James
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Logan Gutierrez
just be urself
Logan Bell
don't inhale that tiramisu cinnamon when you take a bite
you'll be sneezing like a bitch for 5 mins
t. chad who did that once
Elijah Watson
who cares
Owen Morales
You made me hungry, now i will never tell you the secret to get puss.
Luis Price
By raping her at knifepoint, she will be very impressed that you just take what you feel is rightfully yours
Joseph Perry
Is that one of those instant brownie cups
Angel Lewis
Dick pics, of course.
Sebastian Robinson
Hunter Reed
literally having a good time - being funny is a good trait. Typically being yourself works unless you are not fun - in this case work on yourself then try again.
Robert Fisher
show her your foreskin binded talmud
Aaron Roberts
Show her your paenis
Liam Scott
>cinnamon
I know you're american, so I'll just tell you it's chocolate.
Cameron Long
that's tiramisu isn't it? i haven't had any in a long time. i want some one pretty bad now, but not as bad i as i want some pussy. i have no tiramisu and i have no pussy.
Josiah Sullivan
STICK YOUR PAYNIS IN HER HOO HOO
Austin Ramirez
Buy her a plushie.
Nathan Myers
Every day the Greek tries to figure out how to get his kebab wet on the political board of Any Forums and somehow I'm banned
Christopher Cook
Jace Butler
Earth shaking farts.
Joshua Martinez
I've forgotten what tiramisu tastes like
Nathan Taylor
do a kickflip. it's the ultimate display of competence. people go to the ends of earth to avoid having to learn it, but at the end of the day if you can't do a kickflip it's because you're a pussy
Jordan Reyes
Hold a knife to her stomach and pull your dick out, tell her "one of these is going in you. the choice is yours"
Bitches will love how forward you are.
Ethan Perez
>Does this rag smell funny?
Jordan Hill
Short sighted. Sure it works but then you go to jail
Gavin Wright
stop trying and be laconic
Cameron Roberts
This probably won't work for you in Europe but I find femmutts are very easily impressed by speaking a foreign language
Matthew Diaz
Chicks love a minimum 585 lb atg squat.
Luke Hughes
Treat yourself and Grab yourself Mascarpone choccy milk powder and those weird sticks.
Cameron Russell
Tiramisu cinnamon...
Bruh..........
Austin Collins
Choke her during sex.
Ethan Nguyen
Words, looks, food and money. Also, be nice.
Nicholas Richardson
unironically confidence without arrogance
Austin Wilson
>Step 1: Be good-looking
Jaxon Harris
They get easily bored the same way as any other idiot and only care about futility, so the chances of you impressing them is very low.
Jose Brooks
By being impressive without giving the impression you are trying to impress.
Jacob Harris
anal sex
John Wood
I whip out my dick
Evan Adams
You can make that same desert at home with a vanilla pudding cup and nesquick. Also, women love resourcefulness in a man.
Logan Johnson
It's pumpkin spice, man, but yeah it'll mess your shit uo
Christian Hernandez
I talk about the awesome stuff I'm doing with people who aren't her. Just treat women like they're dirt; you never notice them until they're particularly repellant.
Brody Gomez
Just show off how smart/cute/funny you are.
Parker Wilson
By being not impressed of anything.
Tyler Sanchez
learn to dance. swing, waltz, foxtrot,etc. Dancing is basically foreplay.
Oliver Sullivan
Be good looking and wealthy, if not be a good liar
Logan Lopez
Aiden Morris
30th Post Best Post
Josiah Mitchell
By fucking her brains out, keeping the fridge stocked, bills paid, staying based
Grayson Clark
Nice ones, definitely not fakes haha :)
Oliver Bell
Not political
Adam Martin
like you had any other option.
Logan Myers
What is thst food
Wyatt Nguyen
Tiramisu. It's coffee, pumpkin spice, and pudding. It's good desu
Christian Price
>How do you impress a girl?
IMAGINE bothering yourself with these kind of questions, just literally BEE YOURSELF, bitches love a man with drive and goals.
Brayden Williams
In high school, before I was diagnosed w/ the 'tism, I would draw whoever I wanted to date/fuck. I'm not half bad looking but literally I'd sit down, draw a photo realistic sketch using my autism skills and it worked like 8/10 times. So. Learn to draw, be funny or rich that's basically it.
Carson Carter
dick slap her, right across her face.
Michael Hill
You have to maker her laugh.
Adam Jones
>tiramisu
>cinnamon
user, I...
Ethan Rivera
THIS FUCKING GREEK FAGGIT NEEDS TO STOP SPAMMING THESE SHITTY OFF TOPIC THREADS
Austin Richardson
rape
Im irresistable
Bentley Wright
wat
Caleb Williams
Work on yourself. Don't worry about impressing someone; when you're ready, she'll be impressed by you.
John Evans
While banging her doggy-style, slip your thumb into her bunghole.
Parker Kelly
I like coffee but I hate tiramisu, why is this?
Benjamin Lee
*whips out dick
Benjamin Ross
>have money
>be good-looking
>be jacked
>have a big dick/be able to make her cum repeatedly
>make her laugh
>have a girlfriend/wife
A combination of the above will make you attractive to women.
Gavin Roberts
Kek!
Colton Hernandez
>nipples
revolting
Mason Thompson
>tfw can do kickflips
Blake Clark
>rock out with cock out
Andrew Roberts
You don't
Isaiah Cruz
Some tiramisu has poorly done cake and cream parts.
Easton Ortiz
Can't tell if trolling or retarded
> Cinnamon???
Charles Sullivan
Thats cocaine but still your point stands
Grayson Morgan
you push her down real hard into something real soft and then when you peel her back up, you've left an impression.