How do you impress a girl?

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just be urself

don't inhale that tiramisu cinnamon when you take a bite
you'll be sneezing like a bitch for 5 mins

t. chad who did that once

who cares

You made me hungry, now i will never tell you the secret to get puss.

By raping her at knifepoint, she will be very impressed that you just take what you feel is rightfully yours

Is that one of those instant brownie cups

Dick pics, of course.

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literally having a good time - being funny is a good trait. Typically being yourself works unless you are not fun - in this case work on yourself then try again.

show her your foreskin binded talmud

Show her your paenis

>cinnamon

I know you're american, so I'll just tell you it's chocolate.

that's tiramisu isn't it? i haven't had any in a long time. i want some one pretty bad now, but not as bad i as i want some pussy. i have no tiramisu and i have no pussy.

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STICK YOUR PAYNIS IN HER HOO HOO

Buy her a plushie.

Every day the Greek tries to figure out how to get his kebab wet on the political board of Any Forums and somehow I'm banned

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Earth shaking farts.

I've forgotten what tiramisu tastes like

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do a kickflip. it's the ultimate display of competence. people go to the ends of earth to avoid having to learn it, but at the end of the day if you can't do a kickflip it's because you're a pussy

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Hold a knife to her stomach and pull your dick out, tell her "one of these is going in you. the choice is yours"

Bitches will love how forward you are.

>Does this rag smell funny?

Short sighted. Sure it works but then you go to jail

stop trying and be laconic

This probably won't work for you in Europe but I find femmutts are very easily impressed by speaking a foreign language

Chicks love a minimum 585 lb atg squat.

Treat yourself and Grab yourself Mascarpone choccy milk powder and those weird sticks.

Tiramisu cinnamon...

Bruh..........

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Choke her during sex.

Words, looks, food and money. Also, be nice.

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unironically confidence without arrogance

>Step 1: Be good-looking

They get easily bored the same way as any other idiot and only care about futility, so the chances of you impressing them is very low.

By being impressive without giving the impression you are trying to impress.

anal sex

I whip out my dick

You can make that same desert at home with a vanilla pudding cup and nesquick. Also, women love resourcefulness in a man.

It's pumpkin spice, man, but yeah it'll mess your shit uo

I talk about the awesome stuff I'm doing with people who aren't her. Just treat women like they're dirt; you never notice them until they're particularly repellant.

Just show off how smart/cute/funny you are.

By being not impressed of anything.

learn to dance. swing, waltz, foxtrot,etc. Dancing is basically foreplay.

Be good looking and wealthy, if not be a good liar

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By fucking her brains out, keeping the fridge stocked, bills paid, staying based

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Nice ones, definitely not fakes haha :)

Not political

like you had any other option.

What is thst food

Tiramisu. It's coffee, pumpkin spice, and pudding. It's good desu

>How do you impress a girl?

IMAGINE bothering yourself with these kind of questions, just literally BEE YOURSELF, bitches love a man with drive and goals.

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In high school, before I was diagnosed w/ the 'tism, I would draw whoever I wanted to date/fuck. I'm not half bad looking but literally I'd sit down, draw a photo realistic sketch using my autism skills and it worked like 8/10 times. So. Learn to draw, be funny or rich that's basically it.

dick slap her, right across her face.

You have to maker her laugh.

>tiramisu
>cinnamon
user, I...

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THIS FUCKING GREEK FAGGIT NEEDS TO STOP SPAMMING THESE SHITTY OFF TOPIC THREADS

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rape
Im irresistable

wat

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Work on yourself. Don't worry about impressing someone; when you're ready, she'll be impressed by you.

While banging her doggy-style, slip your thumb into her bunghole.

I like coffee but I hate tiramisu, why is this?

*whips out dick

>have money
>be good-looking
>be jacked
>have a big dick/be able to make her cum repeatedly
>make her laugh
>have a girlfriend/wife
A combination of the above will make you attractive to women.

Kek!

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>nipples
revolting

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>tfw can do kickflips

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>rock out with cock out

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You don't

Some tiramisu has poorly done cake and cream parts.

Can't tell if trolling or retarded
> Cinnamon???

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Thats cocaine but still your point stands

you push her down real hard into something real soft and then when you peel her back up, you've left an impression.