Thinking back as an adult on movies like American Pie, I now understand my confusion about the use of skin moisturizer for masturbating. I had never heard of, or needed, moisturizer to wank off so I was unironically confused about why it was used in movies like that. I even tried using it myself because of those movies, but it added nothing else but a mess. Now I am wiser and understand that Americans need it because they surgically removed the foreskin which among other things provide natural lubrication for the penis.
This unironically makes my sad and mad, and I made this post because I want to see if Americans are mad too.
A lot of them cope and rationalize it by making ‘dick cheese’ remarks, as if we can’t just clean our dicks. It’s too sad to be offensive. Poor anglobros
>A lot of them cope and rationalize it by making ‘dick cheese’ remarks, as if we can’t just clean our dicks This is seriously one of the sadest cope along with the "girls prefere it mutilated". It's sad because it's so very obvious how it's just a far fetched cope
Jacob Barnes
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James Turner
Reminder that Burgers voluntarily have their newborn son's skin harvested for celebrity anti-aging products and pay for the privilege
I am depressed when I think I was mutilated I am angry that nobody cares enough to stop it I am depressed when I learn that jews run media, banks, and our world I want my foreskin back. Women, men, and even Any Forums would rather talk about trannies though.
Noah Gonzalez
Had this exact same train of thought, complicated feeling.
I think the idea is it makes it less PAINFUL for people with a mutilated penis. If you're intact it doesn't subtract or add anything, but the mess
Dylan Moore
Highly doubt this is true. Why do Jews and moselms breed so much if it ruins your dick? Your penis head is the most sensitive part of your dick . The mushroom tip.
This happens to every American , been forced to carry the jew mark
Jonathan Powell
Question from a man who does one day plan to have children I’m a bong but live in the US. I know if I have my kids in the UK they will not be mutilated. In the US is it true that most doctors and nurses will circumcise my son without asking unless we actively prevent them from doing it?
Adam Turner
Good luck convincing other Americans, they stick up for the juice so we can never squeeze the douche
>? Your penis head is the most sensitive part of your dick What happens to the head (glans) when it is exposed 24/7?
Jaxson Collins
>This unironically makes my sad and mad, and I made this post because I want to see if Americans are mad too. >Are you mad and sad they mutilated you? Most Americans are NPC nigger cattle that are completely ignorant about it, and if they aren't, they often don't speak out about it due to fear of backlash.
Yeah white boi just remember if you be racist again we gons fuck your white snow bunnies for real foreal no cap like they be mad blowin up our phones like wanting to fuck and shit.
