So what's your plan if you get drafted, Any Forums?

So what's your plan if you get drafted, Any Forums?

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Ignore it.

Nice try Levine

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Too old. If they raise the age limit, fine, they can let my back issues slow them down, should've just let me be

Data miner. Disregard this thread. Don't feed the feds info.

demand a trade

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>I identify as a w*man
Sorry gov that basically means you can't touch me

Identify as a woman so they put me in a noncombat role.

go commit warcrimes and then go home.

"No thank you. But take care!"

Too old.

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Not go and ambush whoever they send to make me go. If i'm going to die I might as well die doing the right thing.

Right? What're they going to do, send another letter?

>WOWZERS!
>This heckin' Bidenerino and Putin-doodle are fighting!
>I'm going to fly over to Russia and talk things out!
>Gosh, I just heckin' LOVE peacerino
>Just like in my philosophy books
>NYOOM
>Moscow here I cooooooooooooome

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this. it's not like they can go door to door enslaving people. fuck it. let them draft all the complaint niggercattle send them to die in jewkraine. sounds like win to me.

Even if they're getting data on would-be draft dodgers and conscientious objectors, they're still going to draft dodge and conscientiously object.

>"We're going to send you to a camp!"
>"Oh no, you're going to do the thing that was already expected!"

The same or similar stuff they were going to do with covid they'll apply to draft dodging.

Not fighting for a country that made George Floyd a martyr.
2020 was a crippling blow to patriotism.
No one with a brain in their head wants to fight for this gay, brown country anymore.

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Putin can screw off, too. He's the actual reason for this entire mess.

Just act as racist as possible, saying nigger with every opportunity, and there is no way they world take you.

Any Forums is too old and too autistic to get drafted