What's the best way to approach girls?

Attached: d8mrtjs-098c533b-bc37-4c52-a1c8-8a766c460c15.jpg (612x612, 189.29K)

That's a tight ass

Like they are audience. And you are the show.

from behind is a good start, then chloroform rag them.

Grab them then put them in a cage at night. Imagine wasting your life with this. Maybe have good charisma?

Attached: F53B010B-3301-470B-AB63-0BDA13FA30F6.jpg (1986x1125, 456.84K)

>see girl
>begin walking in direction of girl
>stop when within 2 ft of girl
what you do after that is your problem

Show banan

Attached: 0D2A6094-936E-425F-8B6E-7A52AF44751C.png (500x553, 387.99K)

ass way too fat

Tell her she's made for big Asian pussy

With a car.

Attached: Steponthegas.jpg (256x256, 18.64K)

From the downwind side

I LIEK
HOOW MUUCH ?

>and WATCH now as I make this hole...
>.... DISAPPEAR!

you don't.
you let them approach you.

Cock out and not breaking eye contact
Anything less is a cuck

Just don't. It's not worth it.

AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK???

That's a man.

Tell her you eat ass

hello virgin

Nope

light colored shorts, no underwear beneath, pitched tent

A

Attached: fren33.jpg (1080x835, 182.38K)

That's a guy

Sprinting full speed at them in the middle of the night.

Whip out your BBC

raep

From behind. With stealth, resolve and great cunning.

Say hey then little smile, they like that.

>That's a huge bitch!

Beat me to it. Kek!

Is this the Dollar General X in Nashville?

"Ayo gurl lemme pee in dat butt"

I don't think this works, user.

This. Or park next to a busy place and pull them into the van when they walk by. Then I make small talk like "hey where you from? Uh don't shout or you'll get cut."

Ask her why she has the shoulders of a football player but the ass of a woman

Then see if a football helmet fits her oversized head. Then say wow you have a gigantic head lol. I'm not body shaming you guys do it so don't get mad at me for something you do too haha

Attached: 1643751272957.png (502x540, 432.49K)

you know nothing of women.
you become their desire by ignoring them and being handsome.

be rich and very good looking and funny and interesting.

From behind. Down wind.
And always drag them by the hair caveman style, or else they fill up with dirt.

You don't, they are unironically not worth the effort nor the time.

from behind, you’re doing it well

Slowly with a rag of chloroform.

Attached: rapefacecs6.jpg (500x562, 61.01K)

>chloroform rag

Your only true option user. That girl was way out of your league. Make sure you have a secluded shed somewhere.