/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1199

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>Ukrainian forces recapture Irpin, northwest of capital
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine, UK's MoD says
>Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered
>Ukrainian partisans around Kherson continue to tie down RU units in the region
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Dpty Commander of Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol

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MONKE

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Spam and shilling going hard as hell right now, Russia must not be doing so hot again

Vatniks really think spamming basedjaks and calling everything they don’t like Reddit is peak demoralization.
Let that sink in for a moment.

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The shilling is fine, spam is just cringe

Good night guys im going to bed to feed shills to much.

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Fuck off loser ukranians are literal sub human.

Can any of the Russian diaspora shilling for Putin please explain to me. If Russia is so great right now why haven't you gone back to it yet?

>Situation report
>>SBU glowniggers killing their own diplomats
>>Azog kidnapping, torturing and shooting fleeing civilians
>>Territorial demented units kneecapping pows
>>Nazi larpers and UAF shooting eachother because they want to surrender
>>counteroffensive on twitter succesful, experts say

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Kill yourself chink

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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So when are those Switchblades and Starstreaks going to arrive?

no u

Ausfaggot's posting in both the fake thread and the real thread. Guy can't even do logistics even with his fellow shills.

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do you have anything else

Supposedly now, but no reports of them in the field yet. Starstreaks require some kind of training, which is being done somewhere "UNDISCLOSED" (read: probably Poland).

>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS
>RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS
>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>PFIZER PROMISES
>MODERNA GUARANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPERTS SAY
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE

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Best part of this war is in 30 years when russia is sold out to the chinese we will have chinese documentaries about chinese works in russia calling Russians sub human and complaining about their work ethics the same way they so in africa

They've just lost Irpin and been repulsed some 40-50km from Kyvyi Rih, as well as retreating in Chernigiv. No wonder shill brigade is having a meltdown and devolving to spamming and random insults.

@NwnCg0X5
go be a nigger somewhere else

What ausfaggot? Tell me where he is! Glory to Urukai!

it's all so tiresome

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It’s like I can tell whoever made this shit meme sucks in real life as well
I don’t know what you “ladies” get out of defending a blackhole but now that I say it out loud you have to believe in one every morning

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>just lost Irpin
Source? big if true

Friendly reminder: help the jannies do their jobs by reporting spammers and trolls in accordance with board rules.

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Just report this retard

>It's all so tiresome: Snow Edition

good night

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Deleting your posts doesn't change the fact that you fell for your own buddy's fake thread.

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>cheese
don't bring barneyfag here

The spam waves really remind of early /cvg/ before the schizo glowniggers took over and real anons left

Beep beep :)

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If you dont chill with soiposting, you will get banned.
Im friends with the jewish space overlords who rule the chan from the shadows.
Im warning you.

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Kiev is under siege Not under direct attack, Zelensky will be compeled to surrender
>picrelated

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>japanese parliament will discuss tomorrow sending or not the self-defense forces to poland to help ukrainian refugees

I agree, fellow patriot! We must keep this board clean of the Russian imperialist pig dog capitalists!

>Source? big if true
telegraf.in.ua/accidents/10104836-jak-irpin-provitrjujut-vid-ruskava-duha.html
There's even vid with UA forces doing the sweep in there.

>Orcs flatten cities and kill thousands in days
>A few kneecaps were also lost

RIP kneecaps, biggest attack of the war

>369880000
what a fucking waste of digits, rope now

Lies. Kiev is not a target and has never been a target of the Russian campaign. Stop falling for UKROP propaganda.

>40-50km from Kyvyi Rih
Nice, southern front is still progressing for Ukraine.

Any news from Severodonetsk and Izium?

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it's over hohols
our leader is summoning another 100k vatniks

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Why do people think the kneecapping vid is fake? Don’t we want it to be real?

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what siege actually means is there are trains coming in and out and the rush is not blocked
What's the point then?

Based and patriotism pilled! Can you provide any other examples of the bases Ukrainian patriots fighting back against the evil conniving POWs of the agressors?

That feel when you're not a vatnik.

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Jannies doing their jobs for once

Some nice photos here

meduza.io/en/feature/2022/03/24/one-month-later

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Yes it was, they just backpedaled after they repeatedly got btfo trying to take it

Hah.

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>combat experience
?

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sirs

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I agree, fellow Chinese infiltrator into the western imperialist FVEY nations!

>Mariupol has already fallen, only a few azov are left holding a last stand at a single factory
>Russians soldiers are all held up fighting in Mariupol, once it falls, 20,000 soldiers will be freed to continue the offensive

What did vatniks mean by this?

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So the attacks on it was merely ruse?

The Orc meme was created by Any Forums to highlight the shitskin invasion of EUrope, this invasion was paid for by Soros. Now you shill faggots are highjacking the Any Forums Orc meme to support a Soros cause. Picrelated
>the levels of irony have the force of a thousand suns

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MORE?

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Here is the truth, oh my god I'm shaking. I was embedded with the foreign volunteers in Ukraine. Out of 30,000 that came, only 800 stayed to be slaughtered. Cannon fodder. Many realized they could not fight without their SSRIs. Some saw the Assault rifles and begged them to destroy them before a school got shot up. Others did not know they would be using violence, they volunteered as combat bloggers. One forgot his comfort blankie and fled home. Thousands were misgendered and quit on the spot. All the foreign fighters are American and Redditors, there's no mil vets from around the world. They made them charge T-80s with handguns and the crack elite Russian VDV tankers shot them to pink mist. All of the footage of alleged foreign fighters in real gear is greenscreened and dubbed Afghanistan footage to hide the truth.

It's okay, I'm safe and home, back with mommy.

>Jannies doing their jobs for once

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>kyiv was never the target

So why did russia spearhead from Belarus an attack directly towards kyiv then? How can it not be a target when troops actively went towards it and vdv hung themselves from trees outside of kyiv airports?

This is Russian cope! You can tell by their choice of words! Death to the imperialist capitalist running dog invaders!

does it matter? it's the classic strategy of endless hordes
always works

Nah, we just think it’s funny.

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>Yes it was, they just backpedaled after they repeatedly got btfo trying to take it

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They have no ammo, they will come with gopnik rusty knives and tree branches.

do you have a source for the RF MoD stating the taking of Kiev is a military objective?

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>>kyiv was never the target
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>So why did russia spearhead from Belarus an attack directly towards kyiv then? How can it not be a target when troops actively went towards it and vdv hung themselves from trees outside of kyiv airports?

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trying to avoid sodomy in a russian barracks sounds close enough to combat experience

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>Any news from Severodonetsk and Izium?
Severodonetsk is bombed, but under UA control, Izium is contested, UA forces report control over ~50% territory.

Here is a Ukrainian orc, for instance.
Azov the Pale lol

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ban evading faggot
fine minutes before he is banned again
just report him

you are a nigger and cocksucking jew
sei un negro e un succhiacazzi ebreo

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>le unplug the modem and plug it back up
user soon you are going to get your entire ip range banned

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>>Any news from Severodonetsk and Izium?
>Severodonetsk is bombed, but under UA control, Izium is contested, UA forces report control over ~50% territory.

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MODS=GODS
You’re still here?
Holy shit nigger, go outside, talk to a woman. Get off the computer for a while lmao.

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Excuse me comrade, my supervisor has not told me, do we support sodomy because Soros likes it, or do we go against it to accuse the Russians of it?

Bye bye Ausfag, memeflag next.

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>trying to avoid sodomy in a russian barracks sounds close enough to combat experience

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>The Orc meme was created by Any Forums to highlight the shitskin invasion of EUrope,
Yeah and its used cause that's happening again, this time outta muslim Eurasia, along with their Syrian haradrim

DOMINICAN FLAG IS A VATNIGGER SHILL DO NOT REPLY

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>Kiev is under siege and will fall shortly
>Kiev is not a military objective
Pick one retard

I'm guessing the Kalashnikovs will work.

>combat experience
I feel like all soldiers with combat experience died within the first 3 weeks

Any movement in an out of kiev is humanitarian or diplomatic, No military formations or resupplies

sei il figlio bastardo di un magrebbino e di una scrofa russa

post your favorite 'jak

> (You)
> (You)
>ban evading faggot
>fine minutes before he is banned again
>just report him

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it's based on the last ringbearer
russian alternative version of lord of the rings
where orcs are actually the good guys

Yes! That Australian poster was clearly in the employ of the Russian imperialist capitalist running dogs! Slava Ukraine!

>HELLO FELLOW Any ForumsERS IM FROM AMERICA AND I LIKE PUTIN VERY MUCH JUST LIKE YOU THE SAVIOUR OF WHITE RACE

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>MODS=GODS
>
>You’re still here?
>Holy shit nigger, go outside, talk to a woman. Get off the computer for a while lmao.

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I do find it fantastically amusing Russians are getting so pissy at the West right now when its all a smoke screen for letting China turn them into a vassal state. And they are thanking them for it too. Thats the most hilarious part.

bro I am in Kyiv and my parents fucking go to dacha on weekend
fucking chugger kill yourself

unknown we will wait for guidance. now take off your pants

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Friendly reminder to filter shills

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