The Bong's English

Not a bantz thread, serious question.

My nephew was over watching "Peppa Pig" which I guess is some Brit cartoon. One of the characters pronounced drawing as "Drawering." I was like, there's no extra fucking R in drawing you shit head. For people that claim to have invented English, you guys sure as fuck can't speak it. Did your ancestors pronounce words like Jessica as "Jessicker and I went to the store" or some shit? Why are you throwing in fucking Rs where they don't belong? Also I heard someone say "free" instead of three once, though it might have been an Aussie, I don't remember.

Explain yourselves you no-English-speaking motherfuckers.

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>yank discovers accents

Knees.

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KNEES

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because = bickers
IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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I will not elaborate further.

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Suck ar’ dick. Simple as

That's below the belt mate. Keep the gloves up and address the real issues.

It's called an intrusive r, you retard.
English English is the only English.
Seethe.

Are we going to pretend Britain's police aren't a joke?
American cops may kneel for niggers but they'll still arrest them them sex grooming little girls.

>still arrest them them sex grooming little girls.

Boo-diddy muhfugga bix NOODIN

You can legally get away with murder in the us if you are black and claim a white person called you a nigger your police are petrified of blacks and dont stop them rioting.

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shut the fuck up

Sorry bong, been seeing a bit too much international solidarity between our countries lately, and we can't have that.

Learn to spell "colour" before pretending you don't speak some niggerised dialect of English.

I hate women with English accent, it's unreal.

Americans sound fake in my opinion. Not the south nor the mid west accents but the city people or faggots as I call them. You sound patronizing or babylike when you speak to others. I have also noticed this screech when your Women talk, also the men sound like they have some sort of mental retardation. The southern accents sound nice to the ears, so do some others. Also how do Americans pronounce drawing? Draweeng sounds like you have Down syndrome. “Drawring”, sounds patrician.

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Indeed. Or biscuits being some form of nigger slop other than being nice treats that accompanies tea.

"Sit down and learn your maffs"
>mfw

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This is one time when I have to agree. Cookies sounds like a fucking bong term. It had to have been opposite day when we decided to name them.

You do realise there is many English accents, right?