/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1414

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▶Latest
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶Translate pictures
translate.yandex.ru/ocr

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/15ymak.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0kxpc9.MP4
files.catbox.moe/he3yof.mp4
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm
files.catbox.moe/kgd0pn.mp4
files.catbox.moe/9xtqx2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wgceoh.mp4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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▶WEBM PLUS

>Mariupol kino
files.catbox.moe/15ymak.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0kxpc9.MP4

>NLAW fail
files.catbox.moe/he3yof.mp4

▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
>He speaks surzhyk and uses A LOT of expletives (and I mean a lot, like in every phrase), so I've omitted them where they seemed to just be used as filler words.
files.catbox.moe/kgd0pn.mp4
>Second POW video released by LNR.
files.catbox.moe/9xtqx2.mp4
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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i like patrick videos but i just hate how he never censors people info like their full name and street address. like wtf?

Any more news on the plebbit battalions?

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Give me the sceptre and crown chug logo template pls

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LATEST NEWS

LUKASHENKO APPOINTED CORONELISSIMO OF THE COMBINED RUSSIAN ARMIES

TUBER-BARIC BOMB "PATAT-3" DROPPED ON KIEV, CASUALTIES UNKNOWN.

post it

Russia has fucked this invasion up big time.

based

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Are there special rules for the red square or something?
Rusanons explain.

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Hes too autistic for the detail i guess.

Will bake next bread

/k/ just completely destroyed CHUG chuds

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This?

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Kek saved

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You will never be a woman.

Why is the text blurry? I want to read it.

No you wont mutt.

>German Industry Powerhouse Shaken to Core by War in Ukraine

>Dependence on Russian gas, oil hamstrings Berlin’s options
Industrial base struggling with sky-rocketing energy costs

>Germany’s industrial base, just emerging from pandemic and unprecedented supply-chain challenges, is taking another beating with Russia’s war on Ukraine hitting its powerhouse car, chemical and precision-machinery manufacturers.

>As the conflict pushes energy costs to new heights and a wave of inflation builds, scores of companies including BMW AG, BASF SE and ThyssenKrupp AG have warned their earnings will slip while others declined even to offer a prediction. Economists have slashed growth forecasts.

>“If the war drags on, it would seriously threaten a world order that has brought freedom and prosperity to many parts of the world over the past decades,” Herbert Diess, Volkswagen AG’s chief executive officer, said this month at the company’s annual earnings press conference. “Europe would suffer the most in such a scenario.”

>In Berlin, the government has acknowledged the depth of the predicament, but its options -- both economic and political -- are limited by decades of energy policy that have left Germany among Europe’s most heavily dependent nations on Russian gas and oil. Even before the invasion, Germany’s energy-intensive industry base faced momentous shifts with the planned exit from nuclear and coal alongside Europe’s highest electricity costs.

Probably one of the reasons why the war is dragging on.

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Lots of monkeyputin posters recently, feel like this one is appropriate.

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>Went to Doc today
>More healthy then I have been in years

Did God give me his blessings due to me supporting Russia?

Z

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peace deal by sunday

They transitioned to cross the border as "women", those who refused became slaves of the ukrainian military

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Unbelievably based, luv serb cuisine

I had enough

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>files.catbox.moe/wgceoh.mp4
Quick translation:
>"Come on, move it up! Faster, you shits!"
>"Look at him! Perfectly healthy! Lying motherfuckers, acting as if they were 200'd*"
>"Keep your fucking head down!"
>"And sit there!"
>"Move, move, move!"

>"Don't even bother with your [pity party] acting, we don't give a fuck anymore."
>"There will be no more mercy after your fucking STUNTS. No fucking mercy."

>"Get your asses ready, they're about to get fucking railed."
>"Who's going to suck first? I fucking REPEAT, who's going to suck first? Huh?"
>"Oh well, if you're not going to suck, you're going to have a talk with Uncle Vlad."
*Russian military codes. 200 = injured; 300 = killed in action

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if only russia was still jew commie central, globohomo would still adore
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME

Where can I buy Vostok watches online? I've been looking at a Russian site but they don't have payment options for Europe anymore.

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OH GOD I'M DEBOONKING

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Do you really think that in our country it ever mattered what they think of us from abroad? Truly, a Western European will never understand Russian and Russia, this is beyond your imagination, apparently.

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I think he meant this.

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Probably

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>>Went to Doc
Ngmi

This?

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Don’t need permission
Didn’t ask
I’m telling

kek

>$480
That's nothing, a bunch of Victorians were fined thousands of dollars each simply for going outside during the deadly Moderna bioweapon* lockdown.

*which turned out to be completely shit because they put the diversity hires in charge of it

>369865567
>INTELLIGENCE
>/k/

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Wow, I see the shills are out in numbers today. Must have been some bad news they're coping with.
I tried to draw a Buhanka, how do I make better? I know I messed the boots up bad.

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Things like this make me smile. It doesn't matter how you identify sexually, you're going to the meat grinder. There will be no one to weep for you, no one to care for you, no one to help you. You're hormone blockers will no longer be available. You can no longer wear a dress, you must wear a military uniform. You will be sent to the front to be used as a bullet sponge to help all the men identify sniper positions and machine gun bushes.

Undoubtedly.

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What's the latest cope in the shill thread, vatniggers?

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The proofs? Where are they?

>LUKASHENKO APPOINTED CORONELISSIMO OF THE COMBINED RUSSIAN ARMIES

Isn't this already canon

every day
and he still makes threads for ghosts
autism

>debunked on Twitter
God I hate this world

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Good old tradition of talking with pasta

Yeah, no shills allowed.

>They transitioned to cross the border as "women",
Nah the Ukes already got that covered

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>deboonked on twitter

This is the most reddit I've ever read.

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Just the usual lefties trying to outwit the system by IMPLYING "No to war" and getting arrested.

Didn't see any kek, but okay.

why even ask

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Sauce me bro. New flyer Idea....

THE JEWS
CAUSED WWI

>show up at anti-war protest with a sign obviously intended to troll the authorities
>they have none of your shit
>surprised pikachu face

Ukraine done goofed

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But Twitter deboonked the debooking tho

We must keep traditions.

Presumably the one you've just posted

That's a cute Buhanochka

Fuck him and fuck protestors
Also kek if the stars cenfored cyka Blyat

Dumbass.
200 - killed
300 - injured

This is the final nail in the coffin for Russia

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No more brother wars alright, coz they wont even consider ukies human anymore

>Many tapped phonecalls
Can you post the recordings?
>no

Kek Russlets BTFO.

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>200 = injured, 300 = killed in action
I will slap you, armylet.

Last tread, saw a couple, so figured that one will get their jimmies rustled.

But I leave you at your discretion Lithuanian Baker.