/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1197

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>Ukrainian forces recapture Irpin, northwest of capital
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine, UK's MoD says
>Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered
>Ukrainian partisans around Kherson continue to tie down RU units in the region
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Dpty Commander of Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol

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escape the city [step 1] if you want to survive

youtube.com/watch?v=vzyj9pHvMtQ

I found my gf in Poland
She is very nice and she cleans like a pro
The only problem is she doesn't want to do anal, she says her butt hurts.

When I say NOTHING
you say BURGER

NOTHING:

Reminder: Russia would crush NATO in case of conflict. The Russian populace is hardened by years of war and wants nothing more than to raise the flag above Berlin again. They will stop at nothing to achieve that goal.
Meanwhile the western nations are all demoralized and full of weak onions coffee drinking fags that would instantly surrender. Not to mention that the Russian army dwarfs all the European armies combined. We have 12,000 tanks alone. A NATO-Russia war would end in Lesbon.

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Nuke Ukraine!

anals gay user are you gay

NIGGER

N

Any updates on the ammonia gas leak?
Is Russia going to use CBRN assets now?

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xth for dead vatnigger storage

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I want my...
I want my VEH DEH VEH
I want my...
I want my VEH DEH VEH
I want my...
I want my VEH DEH VEH
I want my...
I want my VEH DEH VEH

[Verse 1]
Now look at them Vatniks, that's the way you do it
You make an airdrop with the VDV
That ain't workin', but we gotta do it
Rubles worth nothin' and your chechen's free
Now that ain't workin',
Lemme tell ya, them Ukie ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus]
We got to storm these concrete cities
Movin Mobile Artilleries
We got to move all these Muddy Pantsir
We got to move all these Muddy T-90s

[Verse 2]
See the little faggot with the high heels and the leather?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own airforce
That little faggot, he's got Javelins to spare

[Chorus]
We got to storm these concrete cities
Movin Mobile Artilleries
We got to move all these Muddy Pantsir
We got to move all these Muddy T-90s
Hoover mover, uh

[Chorus]
Gonna stall out on a frozen front
Losing all these artilleries
We got to abandon these Muddy Pantsirs
We got to abandon these Muddy T-90s
Looky here, look out

[Verse 3]
I shoulda learned to play stratego
I shoulda learned to play diplomacy
Look at that Azov she's shooting chechens on the camera
Man, we could have some
And Putin up there, what's that? Monkey noises?
He's bangin' out the orders like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin', but he makes you do it
Make your Ruble worth nothin' and the tanks are free

[Chorus]
Gonna stall out on a frozen front
Losing all these artilleries
We got to abandon these Muddy Pantsirs
We got to abandon these Muddy T-90s

[Verse 4]
Listen here
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You parking choppers on the same Airfield for the VDV
that ain't workin'
But you got to do it
Blown up for nothing, and the Tanks are Free

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Reminder: NATO would crush Russia in case of conflict. The NATO populace is hardened by years of democracy and wants nothing more than to change the regime of Russia. They will stop at nothing to achieve that goal. Meanwhile the eastern nation are all demoralized and full of weak vatnik kvas drinking fags that would instantly surrender. Not to mention that the NATO army dwarfs all the Russian armies combined. We have 12,001 tanks alone. A NATO-Russia war would end in Valdivostok.

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God when will the Russians conquer the fucking Ukraine? What a fucking shitshow.

Did a new copy pasta drop or..?

so the invasion is pretty much over then? Not going for Kiev or anything spicy? All this shit just for Donetsk and Lugansk lmao. I guess Kharkiv will also stand?

Nah, it's old.

Russians don't look like real humans anymore. They are fake
twitter.com/antiputler_news/status/1508498122581889024

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Damn, I'm fucking retarded.

Okay, given that Russia has failed to meet its core military objectives and has been devastated economically, what are some realistic negotiations that can be made?

I would say
>split Russia into 12 manageable, separate nations Yugoslavia style
>admit Ukraine to NATO
>Putin steps down and a more Western-friendly leader takes over
>criminalize pro-war behaviors and demilitarize state like Japan

And in return
>Western sanctions lifted
>don’t face utter annihilation
>world likes them again

Discuss.

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>Karen
Poor guards

Speak for yourself, faggot. I’ll kill as many Russians as they put before me.

What is this eye gouging I keep hearing about?

These terms are non-negotiable.

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Putin won't stop. He can't lose this war or it will be over.

good stuff. keep 'em coming

I assume you're memeing but Russia has a 0% chance of Balkanizing

It’s already over. Sunk cost fallacy at this point.

Rus soldiers are mostly dirt poor farmers trying to make it. Feel bad for most of them specially the zoomers

they might not have a choice when their economy crumbles

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South Ossetian commander killed.

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>Okay, given that Russia has failed to meet its core military objectives and has been devastated economically, what are some realistic negotiations that can be made?
No one cares because this is only the first of 3 possible wars between Russia and Ukraine in the next 10 years. Santions do not stop russia.
youtube.com/watch?v=1xNHmHpERH8

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Day is ending so it time to roll for nuclear annihilation

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I wish it actually happened

fake and gay wil not showing injuries nor blood

Realistic?
>nuclear holocaust
>North Korea 2.0
>cranking up the atrocity propaganda and leveling every city as "revenge", then withdrawing
Ideally, Putler gets removed, but nobody could realistically take over, and the Rosgvardia thugs would not be loyal to someone who wasn't a fellow KGB Sovietist.

Nothing will happen to Russia until Poots dies. Once him and the ex KBG people around him die, it's over for modern Russia. It WILL exist and it WILL continue in some form, but that new form is not determined as of yet.

damn thats actually fucked

theync.com/russian-gets-stabbed-by-ukrainian-soldier.htm

Give everything east of Urals to chink, it's already 95% chinese from all the emigration and everyone there has asiatic mentality, so no big loss to anyone. Admit whatever's left into NATO and EU to serve as meatshield and nukeshield against chinks.

roll

Yeah for that I can sympathize. It's even sadder Russia is trying to hide the deaths from families

fuck wish I knew someone already translated the video. Spend half an hour translating it earlier yesterday.
Everyone who hasn't seen it yet watch it

re roll

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see

You faggots are sourceless
>No valid source Putin is a Jew
>No source on the 7 dead generals (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces”)
>No source on RF MoD stating the taking of Kiev as a military objective
>No source on 14k dead RF soldiers (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces)
>No source on 2000 tanks destroyed (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces)
Are hohols allergic to sauce?

it was ineffective

banans will roll

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I think Putin will manage to stay in power.
Sanctions will remain until a new leader arrives in Russia.
Ukraine will join NATO.

I'm so glad this is taking off, still wish I could have fixed the blister line with something better

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His predictions are so accurate its unreal. Let's hope it stays at 1 war but I fear the worst.

>no injuries or blood seen
pf

next

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Its funny because fake georgians joined the fight only 3days ago-yesterday

how do you prove someone is a jew? you can convert, you know.

>This is what "Ukranians will welcome Russians with open arms" looks like

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I thought he is stabbing his throat, didn't look really close. I agree with another user, looks fake. This shit quality in 2022 and very odd Ukrainian speech, almost theatrical.

only by virtue of the fact the lighting and quality is bad.
seems pretty realistic to me otherwise.

Digits and France nukes Moscow tonight.
Vladimir, you could have prevented this.
>Captcha: GGWPX

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The Burden of proof is on the faggot that makes the claim.

you are a retard lmfao

Hello VPN Ivan!

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maybe but i think if they were going to fake it they wouldn't show the perpetrators face.

do I need to prove shit if i'm not a homosexual though?

I think North Korea: Vodka edition is more likely.

>Steal a VPN for a second chance
>But you will never become a man
>My gore folder makes me stronger
>In a life that craves the hunger
>A Freedom and a quest for life
>Until the end of russian lives

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The giveaway is that they published 2 videos in one day, and right after Zelensky interview to distract people from viewing it.

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I really want to liberate Rusins from Niggashenko

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>No source on RF MoD stating the taking of Kiev as a military objective
They are besieging it.

Guess we won't die today, well there is still tomorrow

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this man was generated on russia's only rtx 2080

there are several parts where the rythm doesn't fit, but "That little faggot, he's got Javelins to spare" is pretty good

>No valid source Putin is a Jew
His mother is jewish
>No source on the 7 dead generals (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces”)
NATO and other organizations say the same thing
>No source on RF MoD stating the taking of Kiev as a military objective
then why did they try
>No source on 14k dead RF soldiers (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces)
Many different orgs give different numbers US: 7k NATIO:10k RF MoD:2k lmao
>No source on 2000 tanks destroyed (thats not “according to Ukraine armed forces)
basically have pics and videos of 2000 destroyed vehicles

The Russians suffer more without nuclear war, user.

It will be quite refreshing to see a reformed and properly nationalist Any Forums once the nigh-constant Russian subversion attempts no longer happen.

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>Chink
I think you mean Mongolia

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Late February.

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Nice numeros. Me too, man, me too.

whats the other video?

cat looks like it's tired of the war and just wants to slep

Russia collapsed twice in the last century lol.

Fucking roach i wanna see him get potato'ed to death

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Ø

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Late March.

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You'll be china's cum socket in 30 years faggot.

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