/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1196

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>Ukrainian forces recapture Irpin, northwest of capital
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine, UK's MoD says
>Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered
>Ukrainian partisans around Kherson continue to tie down RU units in the region
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Dpty Commander of Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol

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Delivering kino with Eng subs

Russian instawhore gets her profile deleted
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Tank show by NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate
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Expired Russian MREs
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Poor guy gets to watch his dad and two dogs die in cold blood
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6 dead separatists
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Russian Logic: father of a PoSMO says he doesn't delve into politics
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Russisches Schwein hit by mortar fire
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Ukrainian soldiers checking out captured russian loot box
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Ukrainian soldiers blowing up armor left by the enemy
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Liberation of Vilhivka by Azov (8 minutes)
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Russian news segment on Ukrainian battle geese developed in a biolab
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An Ukrainian soldier has picked up a phone from a dead russian to call his mother, gf and others via Whatsapp
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I hate the Dominican Republic so much it's unreal

Reminder: Russia would crush NATO in case of conflict. The Russian populace is hardened by years of war and wants nothing more than to raise the flag above Berlin again. They will stop at nothing to achieve that goal.
Meanwhile the western nations are all demoralized and full of weak onions coffee drinking fags that would instantly surrender. Not to mention that the Russian army dwarfs all the European armies combined. We have 12,000 tanks alone. A NATO-Russia war would end in Lesbon.

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6th for tomboys

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Nothing ever happens

wagner just like in syria will see what its like to fight a competent army

Goal post shifted yet again? Big if true

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Jewin trans sisters... We were supposed to win... vgh...

>posting a fake

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How close are they to capitulation?

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xth for dead vatniggers

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>The Russian populace is hardened by years of war
what???

FSB glowies will get the rope

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Ukraine in the EU would be kino, cheap housing and ukrainian gf for everyone

god i love bbws

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HNNNNNGGG~

wheres the source pic from?
anime soccer girls make me diamonds

Jewkraine really be sacrificing itself for some EU gibs

Fuck you Satan for never drawing birth. Asshole.

'denazifying' would be the easiest demand to fulfill, lol
the real question is what happens with donbas

>we'll let you join the EU comrade
>just recognise LDPRBTQ+ and Crimea)))

Death to Ukraine
Glory to Israel

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fucktards need to put 2 and 2 together and realize they'd have a longer life expectancy if they just turned around and fought the inept army.

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First for the unofficial intermarium anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=XDS8TGP9dWo

Not close at all retard

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it's globohomo's butt baby, it knows no other way
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weak bait

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>that gif
Damn even satan is on our side, waiting to see report on russian tv about our succubus battlion

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Sleep tight vatniggers.

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don't try to twist it aids rusnigger
rusniggers attacked

>soccer
that's obviously volleyball

How do I view the blurred-out vids?
It only plays audio

who is he and is he real lol

>A NATO-Russia war would end in Lesbon.

According to urban dictionary a lesbon is a lesbian group of girls, can you explain?

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Ah yes, bullies. My favorite. Do continue becoming loosh hamburgers for demons.

if you reply to this post a russoid will have his eyes eaten by bird of death

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Ah, history repeats

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don't care
any anime girls in sportsgear makes me diamonds

He posts that pasta every day now

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Based OP image

Sounds good to me.

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Ukraine is going to end up falling under the umbrella of a NATO members protection after this regardless. I mean- WE DID IT /CHUG/BROS, UKRAINE LOST

Do birds really like eating eyeballs?

Could they not shoot hospitals?

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Where we are going, you won't need eyes to see

Ukraine in the EU would be awesome

Incurable
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I don't know why this happens. A video is getting processed, I guess. Which on are you trying to watch?

Russian instawhore gets her profile deleted
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Styrofoam body armor

any carrion feeder will go for the eyes, they're squishy and easy to pick out

Can i get two russoids?

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There will probably be designated a major non-NATO ally, but w/o the protection of the nuclear umbrella.

>wagner are elit- ACK!
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Yes

sleep tight birb

I'm sorry, but did Russia already lose? Oh, that's right. The special military operation isn't even over yet. In fact, it just started. Does being down 36,000 soldiers in the first month of a special military operation count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post before the special military operation is even over? The Russians are still fighting right now and they've been the best military in the world for how many years now? We literally beat Georgia a few years ago, remember that? You're a nation of globohomos who get W's from home soil, Jews and sanctions. You know what? They you fucking suck. It's just not your year, bud. The Russians are the best nation in the world with the greatest president of all time leading them, yet again, to another victory over your satanic Anglo-Saxons. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Russians win and someone (You)s your post. Oh look at that, another warcrime on Russian soldiers and VDV made another paradrop. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and if the moderators ever did their job around here they should ban you and I'm fucking serious. No you're not even a anti-Russian shill, you're the same Russian hater making all these threads and posts about why they're not the G.O.A.T. because you're an autistic HATO fan that gets annually BTFO by the Russians. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking nations on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your shitposts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing..

I think if they agree to the 'denazifying' it gives legitimacy to the Russian invasion.

the nazis always hide in hospitals

Yep. They're soft tissue and easy to take out from the socket with a beak.

nothing personnel

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>Tank show by NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate
I wanted to see that one. The Streamable one is perfect ty

The Russians will regroup and gain more ground again.

Did he do it like this because he's a monkey or is because he's a member of the wef?

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They say war never changes, i say russian vermin is the one who doesnt.

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OFFTOP
Anyone has a problem witch Any Forums today?
I have some fail to feed captcha API error, and auto updater also works kinda weird (doesn't update sometimes, have to do it manually from time to time)

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Hahaha.

No. They're mongoloids.

Is this shopped

Yes. Different animals like eating different body parts of dead bodies. It's like they have a favorite food really. Russians are feeding a whole ecosystem right now

Are they going to invade or not?
stop teasing us like a bitch belarus

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Can you provide a source where Putin objected to Ukraine joining the EU.

youtube.com/watch?v=eQdiSpA8h60
>To przecież on na Sybir gnał twe dzieci
>It's them who kidnapped your kids to Siberia
Song is 80 years old and the tactics are still the same
6k after taxes but I could have asked for more. It's still a lot a the reason why I didn't is because I have very little experience compared to other engineers here (4 years at the time I got hired) and when I was speaking to HR she said it's the highest they can offer right away. If I want more they need to request personally the head of the team and she will be making a decision. Since I really wanted to work with them and getting through 4 interviews made me really tired I settled for 5800 a month.
Still very good though

It's literally not hard to not bomb hospitals. Surely even Mongolians know better than that.

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two times today failed to catch, nothing else.

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Cheers to that.

No. Lukashenko fears a coup if the army isn't around. He also fears a military coup if he tries to send the army in to Ukraine.

it will happen, accelerated acceptance, huge development funds (hopefully they gonna take $400 billion russian assets) and higher living standards than russia

Thanks for posting these UAbro

Just finished watching the Vilhivka one, this is the kind of gopro POV kino i was looking for

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No he just got attacked by the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers.

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ukraine looks like THIS?

No. It is known birds like eating eyes and soft parts of dead bodies

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how big is your tomboy folder

Based

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yes

russians will live in the pods, own nothing and will eat the bugs out of poverty, but it's actually different from WEF model and is based because putin triggers some libs on social media

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>will allow Ukraine to join EU if it abandons NATO aspirations
>will allow

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>if you reply to this post a russoid will have his eyes eaten by bird of death

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I do not know if anyone has asked this but What is going to happen to Belarus for letting Russain forces use there borders to attack Ukraines lands and even its vary capital city? If Russia loses this war and is driven back to there lands will Belarus pay any price for letting this happen to Ukraine?

Doesn't joining the EU include a defense pact?
The only difference is that they don't get US and Canadian support

>russians will live in the pods, own nothing and
Hold on. Isn't this already the case besides the bug eating?

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>RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

>RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

>RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

RUSSIANS BTFO'D OUT OF MARIUPOL

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How are they holding so well

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Maybe I won't die a KHV

folder about 70-80 pics
cloud i dont even know, i have sites with have more than 100 pages with 8-10 posts of tags i like.
>bigger than VDV death count

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There are rumors that they don't really want to, officers call sick, and try to avoid the whole thing.
There were also rumors that Belaruthenian railway workers are literally sabotaging shit.
Ok, I haven't updated in a while kek, that might be my browser issue

>Tank show by NLAW in Mariupol, failed to detonate
doesn't look like an NLAW to me.

That's what I'm telling you user. They do know. They just don't give a fucking damn.

well,
>commieblock pods
yeah, but they still owned a bit too much, like paper and sugar

Jewtin really be sacrificing Russia for some jewish oligarch gibs

>will Belarus pay any price for letting this happen to Ukraine?
unlikely, i doubt ukraine will attack anywhere outside its borders
bels will just say we had no choice

welcome to america

Yep.
>If a Member State is the victim of armed aggression on its territory, the other Member Statesshall have towards it an obligation of aid and assistance by all the means in their power

And if EU members follow up on that with actions when push comes to shove, you're already at war with about a quarter of NATO. I'm pretty sure the other threequarters, the US, will also join at that point.

I don't know what I expected but this is much better

LDPR confirmed worse than South Sudan

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The warhead looks like it's from an NLAW or Javelin

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Dont click this is legit furry porn

The fucking dogs really make me sad. I dont know what it is when I feel greater pain when dogs and cats die.
Humans in a way can always understand the position they are in, whereas the dogs in this clip never understood why the fuck they died, who hurt them. I guess thats the reason why it feels so bad. The dad dying is something you can always truly reflect on, but you never had any real conversation with your dog about life

Found the official anthem of /chug/ youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>Doesn't joining the EU include a defense pact?
Yeah, the great countries of France, Germany, Hungary, etc, will be rushing to their aid...
It's not worth the paper it is written on

I wish cunnyfags and absfags we fighting for my dicks attention itt.

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Close range

oh you're are right.
nice.

little baguette i...

>drinkable water given out only within 2 hours a day
it's like they want to pressure civvies into joining LDPR army